Is joining the military a good way to get pussy?
Is joining the military a good way to get pussy?
James Fisher
Brandon Robinson
it’s a good way to get a dependa
Mason Carter
if you mean fat girls,skinny "independent womyn" monstrosities or if you are REALLY LUCKY,the amazonian warriors that were born to fight and if nature helps them(military duties increase infertility rate) give birth to spartans,yes perhaps.
James Williams
>raising another man's kids
Poor form. You might as well cut that man's lawn, wash his fucking car and wipe his asshole if you are already raising his kid for him.
Grayson Murphy
so this must be the reasons of why japanese men created anime.
Chase Morales
>looks at pic
A fucking specialist likely in his early to mid 20s
>looks at male in he back, pretty sure that's a teenager
That's a slampig in its late 30s or possibly early 40s and this specialist is getting married to it.
Benjamin White
>Is joining the military a good way to get pussy?
Yes as long as you don't mind sharing.
Jacob Williams
No
Christian Barnes
No.
Adrian Perez
I will take 1 of that last one please and thank you
Easton Foster
no.
Angel Ortiz
no
Landon Gonzalez
Nothing wrong with a good old Eiffel Tower with your battle buddy and some whore.
Lincoln Garcia
fuck the other dude hit me with that amazon
Michael Cooper
As a Corporal of Marines, I'm gonna tell you NO. I'm stationed in pendleton, telling chicks around here that you're a Marine is almost a bad thing. No shit, when I got out I tell chicks I go to SDSU, Or that I'm a guppy handler at Sea World. Shit works
Asher Williams
I didn't know E-4 could afford Crown Royal. You need to be drinking that Midnight Train... Best drunk for under $10
Luke Ortiz
No, but it's an excellent way to get miles of dick, if you're a female.
So by that reasoning, the way to get lots of puss is to join a female-saturated environment.
Nicholas Myers
Right now I’m nuts deep in a bottle of stoli, about to re watch enemy at the gates
David Hall
Friendly neighborhood Corporal swinging by to confirm I've been hit on by more gay guys in Huntington beach than I can count
Andrew Murphy
If you don't mind paying for it.
Brayden Jenkins
I supposed if you've got a thing for dependopotami...
Carson Turner
if you have to ask this question, the answer is no.
Tyler Morris
No matter the race they all the dudes have that
>JUST
look to them.
Isaiah Brooks
I saw a pussy once, it was awful.
Benjamin Hall
Fuck no... but some bitches are into that shit, more or less had 20 dudes before getting to you.
Isaiah Foster
I did an enlistment in the Marines from age 18-22. I'm now a 29 year old virgin. In the infantry you are separated from women for weeks or months at a time while training or deployed. My longest was 5 months without even laying eyes on a woman on my first deployment. While other fags my age were going to college and spending those years of their lives surrounded by prime teen pussy and social opportunity, I was living in mudholes like pic related in Afghanistan with no women around for miles. All of the sudden I was EASing as a 22 year old virgin who spent his prime youth years segregated from females( I went to a private all-male high school too, so i hadn't had any social interaction with women since i was 14), and a bunch of intense personality forming experiences that no girl could ever relate to or understand.
Evan Price
Desperate
Matthew Ortiz
Anybody have that Shrek meme?
Aaron Thomas
Cute!
Jonathan Cook
You're welcome
Jeremiah Myers
>No, but it's an excellent way to get miles of dick, if you're a female.
To be fair, some of them might not get a lot of it outside. It's the hot ones that I don't understand.
Samuel Campbell
This x 100.
The only way it works as a dude is if you play the military card in a place located far away from a military base. Then they think you're all cool and whatever. If you mention that you're a soldier at a place near post you're only going to attract fat slam pigs, girls who are looking for a free ride (but aren't hot or smart enough for actually successful men), or unwanted attention from the lonely drunk senior enlisted lurking under the bar.
Dominic Bailey
As a navyfag from my experience you only get sex if you pay for it...
Aiden Rogers
>the lonely drunk senior enlisted lurking under the bar.
is that hot or not?
Adrian Walker
chip to chip
Brayden Long
N O T
Aiden Thompson
ash?
Hudson Ward
Well if you a socially awkward person with low self esteem, It can help with those, in turn helping with puss I suppose.
Chase Gomez
Jesus I love campaign covers. It's such a shame how little they're used now.
Grayson Powell
I slept with 1 girl when i was in the army
So, kinda?
Dominic Lewis
that is Fort lee ALU isnt it? god everything thier is POG
Samuel Thompson
If you like Filipinas.
Matthew Ramirez
That one on the left will be a TSA team leader after she gets drummed out.
Jayden Morales
Faggot
Noah Flores
Azura all 3 and 1 point into traveling back and forth.
Jace Bell
Elijah Wood
My friend was a navy "hardhat" diver. Half of his stories about his military service involve prostitutes in exotic countries.
Alexander Bennett
Seems like a great way to waste a life to me
>hurr durr I'll throw away 4 years of my time to get laid!
Just hire a fucking escort
Asher Reed
As OP's pic can attest; joining the army is a sure-fire way to get hitched to some fat sow.
Lucas Scott
Look at that poor bastard's face.
Connor Reed
this is the cringiest boot shit I have ever seen
Robert Nguyen
99% of the guys who get married in the military only do it to get BAH.
It's why you see so many guys getting married to fat trailer trash military women within one year of meeting them. They just want to get out of the barracks as fast as possible.
My best friend is in the air force and the drill instructor even told all the guys to not fuck any of the women that are enlisted or they'll be paying for 18 years.
Jace Russell
My husband is a PRIVATE in the UNITED STATES ARMY, I demand you give me my discount on this pack of scotts TP, family size funyons and mountain dew. I have THE HARDEST job in the military and I DESRERVE some respect, cart jockey.
Noah Johnson
Why does every military wife have this haircut?
Cooper Williams
if you have to join the military to get laid, you have some pretty big problems.
Hudson Butler
Entitlement
My wife heard stories of these beasts and refuses to go on base.
Logan Rivera
Der ewige dependa
Wyatt Martin
thank u for yur cevix
Dominic Lewis
You shouldn't brag about SDSU
t. UCLA
Matthew Miller
dudes actually pretty iced up for a specialist
Kayden Hill
>Is joining the military a good way to get pussy?
crazy cheating pussy that will tell you your child died at birth, because it wasn't your child.
washingtonpost.com
Lincoln Taylor
not any that you'd actually want.
Isaiah Nguyen
The bitch bob
Kayden Morgan
Captain save a hoe
Joshua Fisher
Is she kill for that picture
Ryder Thompson
Shit bro:/ sorry. If it makes you feel better all you missed out on was prego scares at 16.. arguments at 18 and clingy personality disorder grrrls after 20
Tyler Jackson
Something like this?
Bentley Reyes
I'm sorry too hear that bro, come to Canada (if your white) things are great here.
Hunter Gomez
>sergeant cucked by specialist.
lmao.the dudes that helped with forgery have mexican names.
Logan Rogers
The nigger's eyes are searching for the exit so he can skip out on this child as surely as he would one of his own niglets.
Juan Evans
Ketchum has ass cancer from excessive ass fucking and a huge scar on his neck where they hacked out his Adam's apple.
Michael Williams
>Is joining the military a good way to get pussy?
It's a good way to get herpes.
Austin Davis
>cuckold resigns self to life of mediocrity
All stepfathers should kill themselves. Genuine lack of self-respect.
Andrew Turner
That is legit terrifying
Ian Gonzalez
Oof, shame this is common in the military. No wonder your family lives are so unstable.
Jaxson Martinez
God yes
Michael Wood
7 types of women you can marry, listed from most common to least
>literal whores/strippers (100% will ruin your life)
>fat slutty stupid
>LATE 20s early 30's afraid of drying ovaries
>single mom who wants tricare / a chance at $400,000
>based chunky- your dream girl +70lbs and no motivation to be outgoing
>Kill Bill - your super sexy, mildly psychotic, nut sack draining dream girl. Completely out of your league.
>Super sexy woman without dad issues
The odds are extremely stacked against you but good luck
Gabriel Davis
If you think anything other than yourself gets you pussy you are way to dumb to get it in the first place. Military might help get you pussy if it gives you enough experience to have enough courage to say hi to a girl you fucking pathetic shit for brains faggot. Otherwise visually seen as been in the military wont do shit.
Ian James
the hands on the front left girl
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK
Leo Nguyen
THATS THE WOOK BOY YEEE AINT BOUT YHAT LIFE
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I SQUEEL EM
Aiden Morris
damn, she reminds me hardcore of this hoe I went to engineer school with.
She was eating all sorts of Marine subs in the barracks
Ryder Gomez
Niggers' attempts at communication, everyone. No one knows what its saying.
Andrew Parker
>when the gun is too heavy to carry properly.
Robert Roberts
It definitely doesn't hurt, but if you're a shy bitch you're not gonna get pussy no matter what.
Oliver Brown
Dolphin trainer nigga or guy who puts the m's on m&m's.
Jason Robinson
I certainly hope that pic-related was a bait post...