I have fucking HAD IT with these croaking (bull?)frogs in my backyard all fucking spring and summer
we have a pretty massive in-ground pool which hasn't been used for 10 years, so it's a breeding ground for frogs and ducks and marine wildlife.
All fucking year from 6pm to 3am is croaking. Croaking. Croaking. Fucking croaking.
How do I deal with these fucks? I don't care if half the yard gets homemade napalm blasted. I want the croaks to end
T. Butthurt faggy mcFag fag
They are here to stay. You hear me? Talk shit get hit! That's how we do it. GIT OUT OF MY SWAMP!
Airgun. It's fun, cheap, deadly, and doesn't bother the neighbors.
I can't even see the bastards. I don't know what they actually look like. It's always too dark out and we don't have lights, and they hide around the shed and in the tall grass. There's probably hundreds of them in total
Cover you face with shoe polish and start hunting them down with a V-42 stiletto. Be sure to leave calling cards on the bodies of the slain so, come morning, their comrades learn that the worst is yet to come.
Pour bleach in the pool? It probably smells like ass and doubling as a breeding ground for mosquitos if you lazy hicks really haven't maintained it in that long.
Wat
no skeeters thankfully. They all go to the swamp that's down the road. We don't allow them in our backyard
We're here to stay boi
This
Don't make excuses. Get out there and murder their asses.
I find it kind of peaceful, beats the heck out of the sound of traffic.
Fuck frogs
something along the lines of pic related except you submerge it in the pool before turning it on
Just pour a couple five gallon drums of chlorine in. Wildlife will move away.
T. Dirty fly
move back to the city Shaniqua
*Snaps fingers*
STOP PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN MY FRIGGEN FRIENDS GAY
Kek bitch. U can't do shit.
Get a frog gig and a sack and a flashlight and kill and eat those fuckers.
Just like what the Krauts did to the frogs.
Eat shit fly. Oh wait! You'd probably like that
YOU WILL ENJOY OUR RIBBITS OP
>bitching about having a breeding ground of fucking tasty as hell frog legs
Some people just do not know how to be thankful for the blessings God gives them.
Do not kill the froggies lest you bring a curse down upon yourself.
NODS or a night scope. How about you poison the pool or something? Hit them where they live.
>no skeeter problem
>land is filled with fucking frogs
>hurr durr i went to git rid of od dem frugs!
YOU
DENSE
MOTHER
FUCKER
Frogs are an amazing source of free delicious food and are keeping your place bug free. You want to kill off the natural predators keeping the blood suckers out?
>How do I deal with these fucks?
eat their legs. seriously
amen.
shits tasty as fuck.
these faggots are all going to die starving when it happens.
Do you just harvest the back legs or do you go after that back meat and fore arms?
dumb frogposter