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trips decides which us military branch i go into

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French Foreign Legion.

Coast Guard

You should just go bugchasing and get aids

Salvation Army

French Foreign Legion

my trips say national guard, faggot.

Zimbabwe Army.

Rolling

Coast Guard

Spanish Foreign Legion

seriously just get aids

There's literally nothing wrong with the NG!

Your own

Syrian National Guard

United States Marines 92G

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Make your own decisions OP, it makes it easier to own up to in the long-run.

thats not how mos works in the muhreens

nigger you were JUST posting in /meg/ and getting salty with us when you didn't like the answer you got. decide what you want to do on your own or shut up.

LEGION LEGION LEGION

pmc based in venezuela

In the Navy to become the semen you were destined to be OP!

11b infantry. Have fun with the back pain.

True to Ceaser!

FFL

Pffffffffffff ahahhaahahhahahahhaha

crayoneaters

Navy Nuke

usmc 4421 or CC contract if you can't get it

ROLLIN X2

reroll

National Guard

nuke, do it faggot

waffen ss

Fort Leavenworth Military Prison

Boarder patrol

Mhmm. Laugh it up.

reroll!

PMC in Ukraine

Black lives matter. 100% serious no memes, not backsies.

coast guard

Be a MERC instead.

>one off
shit sucks
reroll

Reroll 4u

Coast Guard Reserves

penis

Peace corps

Become a legionigger

crayola

anus

rolling for this

Republican Space Rangers

doctors without borders.

teach for america

is that navy?

winrar?

WINNER I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT IT WINS

reroll doesnt count

Nice

Finnish Defense Force

ICE

Grand dick sucking brigade

idk bois im thinkin about that good ol national guard tbqh

Hammas Al-Qassam Brigade for maximum kek.

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Fort Couch needs its defenders, too, man.

Air force

Join a cartel and get some decent pay at least

KISS Army

marines

Coast Guard babay gibs trips

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Roll

Air Force, Alaska radar station edition

USMC, BALLS 2 THE WALL

USCG

Be a real operator and join the civil air patrol :^)

Join your local militia or just make one

Rolling for US SFOD-D
Gotta do it user, no pussying out

Reroll for hardest unit possible

>which us military branch
IDF

postal service.

BOPE
Romp around the Favelas as one of the few legal gun owners in Brasil

Air National Guard

Burger flipper

Local mall cop

Volunteering with the mentally.

Merchant Marines

Convert to Judaism and join the IDF

USMC 1171 WATER DAWG BABY

Coast guard is the happiest and you should be happy so go coast guard

I second this. Join BOPE op

Chinese merchant marines

srs and join peace corps
or this

ISIS

don't join the army

Pack your crayons boy

So close, but we really know that OP is going to join Hezbollah when he sees these trips

Fug

ZOG

OOO RAH

Join the German coast guard (technically federal police)