Filing them down is solution to soaring violent crime

>Who needs a nine inch knife?
Oh for fucks sake.
You bongs cannot say shit to anyone anymore, lest your words be seen as too edgy.

I can kill someone with my fists, how long until I'm forced to wear sock'em boppers?

Is this some sort of elaborate real-life satire? Are the Brits deliberately crippling their country just to get a cheap laugh out of the rest of the world? They've turned into a nation-wide augustine! No wonder Scotland wants nothing to do with their antics!

In ten years all Brits will have to surrender their limbs in the nearest limb bin.

I really, REALLY want to believe they are trying to show the world what happens when you let idiots regulate everything as some sort of warning to the rest of the free world.

>.co.uk
Oh
That explains it
This is what happens when you don't stand for your rights

What, you expected a civilized country to be doing this?

Britain made a deal with the devil and they are now paying for it.

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>One retard's retarded opinion = the entire country
That being said I'm under no illusions as to the state of this shithole. If I wan't poor I could leave.

>kids in America are fucked up
>shoot up schools on a monthly basis
>retards want to ban inanimate object
>kids in UK are fucked up
>stab eachother on the regular
>retards want to ban inanimate object
It's almost like it's the exact same shit.

>entire generations of kids are getting gradually more fucked up as time goes on
>"Let's do nothing to actually curb this behavior and just take away the more convenient tools." - """Concerned""" parents
It's way too hard to actually do anything about a societal problem when you can just ban shit and pretend that makes thing safer.

Want a redpill? The "concerned" parents are the ones causing the problem in the first place. A kid does not shoot up his school because he doesn't like the sporting activities on offer there, he shoots up his school because he views everyone there as being complicit in the hell he's living at home. Why do you think school shooters kill their parents so often?

"It might even be that the police could organise a programme whereby the owners of kitchen knives, which have been properly and lawfully bought for culinary purposes, could be taken somewhere to be modified, with the points being ground down into rounded ends," he said.

To be fair, it's not just shit parents nowadays.
Bullying is making a subtle comeback in schools and nobody is really saying anything about it.
Kids who shoot up schools are typically some of the most ostracized kids in the place.
That said I do agree that shootings like that wouldn't happen if the kid was raised right.

>Pick up stick
>Rub on sidewalk for 20 minutes
>Harden in trash fire for a few minutes
>Checkmate atheists

How about this a campaign of protest:

>Buy a shitload of 10 or 12mm steel bar
>A few rolls of ductape
>Cut bars into 20cm lengths
>Grind one end sharp
>Wrap handle in a few passes of duct tape
>Print out a bunch of pages with the following:

"Please take a weapon for yourself"

>Tape shivs onto the page
>Put them up all over town

You could easily crank out a hundred over a weekend

>Filleting fishes and sea food in general is technically banned
>On a fucking island nation

At first I was happy for them that they left the EU now I'm happy for us that these turbocucks are getting as far as possible.

no it isn't

Not "yet".

Who needs a pointy knife anyway?

> A judge has proposed a nationwide programme to file down the points of kitchen knives as a solution to the country’s soaring knife crime epidemic.

> He asked: “But why we do need eight-inch or ten-inch kitchen knives with points?
> “Butchers and fishmongers do, but how often, if at all, does a domestic chef use the point of an eight-inch or ten-inch knife? Rarely, if at all."

> So, he said: “I would urge all those with any role in relation to knives - manufacturers, shops, the police, local authorities, the government - to consider preventing the sale of long pointed knives, except in rare, defined, circumstances, and replacing such knives with rounded ends.

> "It might even be that the police could organise a programme whereby the owners of kitchen knives, which have been properly and lawfully bought for culinary purposes, could be taken somewhere to be modified, with the points being ground down into rounded ends," he said.

Cuck Island is truly lost.

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It's almost as if the managerial ruling class in the West is retarded.

Be a good Jim, bin that limb

Damn, those huwhite kids are out of control, amirite?

The police

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You'll get robinson'd for that tho

Notice how the victim was a native britcuck. I guess he wasn't smiling enough so they had to off him.

Only the duct tape would be enough for the british police to send you in the worst paki jail for racist views actually.

I can't tell if you joking or not.

>tfw there are no trees in england
>checkmate cowards

They will arrest and fine a man in a wheelchair who had an AVC because he wasn't smilling enough, they will send you to jail for repairing your car near muslims, they will purposefully work their ass to make you die in prison for making a jake involving a salami sandwich, they already passed into law thought crime and arrested their first political prisoner yesterday and made it forbidden by law to acknowledge it in the press so no I'm not even joking sadly.

the true end of an empire.

right, but I'm dreadfully curious as to how they're going to work duct tape into the mix, yet I wouldn't be surprised if they already had done so

>ITT: yanks pretending they understand Britain and taking the suggestion of one guy with fuck all power as the government enforcing blunt tips

>they already passed into law thought crime and arrested their first political prisoner yesterday and made it forbidden by law to acknowledge it in the press so no I'm not even joking sadly.

Sources? I'm curious

>They know you've been browsing the far right terrorist insurgency website known as "Jow Forums"
>You buy duct tape
>Without a license
>All over the news for 1 year: "BRITISH WHITE CIS MALE ARRESTED FOR PLANNING THE RAPE AND ABUSE OF 1400 INNOCENT REFUGEES 8 YO GIRLS WITH DUCT TAPE"

At this point I'm not even sure I'm joking or predicting something that will really happen in the next few years.

By law in Bongistan even if no crime is commited they can and will jail you if the motive behind your action (or absence of them) can be deemed criminal. This was linked with their new description of hate/racism crimes. Now connect the dots.

He was arrested for breaching the conditions of his bail. He was prevented from entering the boundaries of a court. Then he filmed himself within the boundaries of a court.

I'm afraid that's against the law everywhere. I do agree that he's targeted constantly by the establishment, but this time round he was arrested for something that would get anyone arrested in any country. You don't breach your bail conditions, especially when they're written in ink for you.

But what about not being able to acknowledge it?

SAVE A LIFE
FILE THAT KNIFE

And making sure by law that no media outlets would speak about it accounts to what ? They are clearly targetting him here in the hope he gets killed by pakis in prison. Wouldn't be the first time the british makes sure someone is killed by proxy in jail for being an ebil nazi too. A far left whatever guy would just be asked to leave if they even bothered to begin with.

The law is litterally worded so anything they deem racist is because it is the most vaguest definition ever. Next to that very same definition is added the fact that your hate crime doesn't even have to be a "crime" in application if in your mind it was racist. If they want to fuck you they will because the burden of proof of your innocence is now on you and you can't prove it by any means. Already saw an application when they put a huge fine on a guy for this stupid heiling pug video and every media out there was rejoicing.

They even arrested a guy for quoting fucking Churchill and it was rayciss. I even think that it was a guy who spoke in parliament but I'm not sure about that because I doubt even such level of cuckoldry would shit upon the job's immunity.

They'd just be picked up by Paki street gangs

>pick up street tile
>smash it over your head
checkmate trump

When people say slippery slope is a fallacy, I just point to the UK.

>"Oi cunt! You gots a loicense for that bin fire? Any release of energy exceeding .3 British Thermal Units specifically requires a permit signed by the queen herself!"

>Will need a machinist's license to buy aluminum billet soon.

>quran verse.

They just went out, set up a sniper, and shot the guy?
What the fuck?

>Britons begin to file their knives down en masse
>emergency services begin to receive a deluge of reports of kitchen accidents caused by knives that aren't sharp enough
Stay in school, kids. Sharp knives save lives.

Every cut should be like a hot knife through butter, otherwise you're doing something wrong.

Can't be arsed to find the link, but he's referring to the arrest of Tommy Robinson for thought crime. A judge subsequently ordered a media blackout on the case until several Muslim grooming/rape gang trials are concluded. Should be able to find it on google

POINTED STICKS?!

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TOPKEK

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>Lets make tools useless
these UK cucks needs to die already

UK has a demographics problem, not a gun/knife/violence problem.

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All men between the ages of 13 and 65 must have their arms surgically modified to limit range of motion, making it impossible to raise any part your arm above elbow height
nobody needs to raise their arm high enough to swing a table leg dangerously

strong muscles must also be regulated

>2032
>Jow Forums invades Britain with a boat, 10 people and one nugget
>queen capitulates as a fat neckbeard in flektarn takes the throne

All hail the Duchy of Burger

>gang violence in the UK becomes groups of people fighting with crude spears

tnellen.com/cybereng/harrison.html

Doing gods work, lost my brother to a bike tire

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This. A lot of them came from single mother households or their parents were just absent too.

Pretty soon bongs will be required to wear handcuffs when out in public

>Why do you think school shooters kill their parents so often?
>citation missing

>bike wheel
>small jerry can
>tape deck
>bike lock
>mallet
>some pipe
>a broken screwdriver
>a box cutter
>a couple of dull kitchen knives

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Only native Brits. And a collar with a camera attached to it which can incapacitate them if they commit a hate crime, thought crime, or simply look unhappy.

The people abiding by whatever draconian nonsense laws various British politicans and judges suggest deserve to live in their own hell.
Stop abiding unlawful laws, you twats. Make Luty SMGs, fuck the tellie license, acquire illegal firearms, and use them on the authorities if they attempt to enforce said laws.

>>shoot up schools on a monthly basis
>>retards want to ban inanimate object

>implying the retards haven't wanted to ban said inanimate objects since for fucking ever

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Am I in an insane asylum?

I am questioning what it means to be human, how the fuck does one go through the day without screaming just for conceiving a thought like that.

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Scotland wants nothing to do with England because the English aren't socialist enough.

>nanny state cuckbags bitching about things they don't like

What else is new?

Probably APD

tyranny of the majority at work

They'll be eating on the floor like tribals soon enough

This is a prime example that they will not stop at (((assault weapons))), they will not stop at (((sniper rifles))), they will not stop at shotguns, they will not stop at handguns. THEY WONT EVEN STOP WITH GUNS.

>NEVER COMPROMISE
>NEVER COMPLY
>NEVER STOP FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHTS

SHALL

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NOT

>Oi, knoives are too dangerous, we gotta ban em all!
>Oi I seen a few lories kill sum folks, we gotta ban em too!
>Get them cars too while we are at it.
>And boats, they can drown ya.
>And planes, just takes one to take down a bloody building! (Thanks for showin us, yanks)
>All we need to keep us safe is our wits an our 'orses!

>Horse kicks someone.

>bloody ell...

be

INFRINGED

so this is why the uk police have no guns

>Surrender your knife
>"Knife"
>Life
>Wife

Also a knife with a duller tip is arguable better for stabbing, see ww2 soldiers who filed the tips of their trench knives

Anyone with literally any experience with knives will tell you how much more dangerous a dull one is. Like gun grabbers the illusion of safety is all that counts.

The sheer fact that this can even be suggested by someone in a government position speaks volumes for your country.

Or anything to avoid naming the real problem

But they already are addressing the blatant racism towards migrants.

Don't worry user, soon angry paranoid young white men will be a thing of the past.

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The slipery slope fallacy isn't even a real fucking fallacy.

that might be writing that down for later use, good job giving them an idea