Iron sights

>bolt catch
>he still beats me

>stock
>can't make stews with it

>00 buck
>costs 12 fucking dollars

>flash hider
>still see him

>Muzzle break
>Muzzle is still intact

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>gas operated
>theres only SOME gas

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>gas operated
>no beans

>foregrip
>can't golf with it

>Glock semi safe action
>Is fully unsafe

>speedloader
>connection timed out

>colt python
>no snake stallion waifu :^(

>full metal jacket
>Doesn't keep me warm

>retaining pin
>doesn't fix my teeth

it's amazing how the easiest sort of thread to make on /o/ and get laughs out of falls completely fat when given to gun nerds

why are gun nerds so unfunny?

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How is Jow Forums single, you're all grade A dad material

Car parts have more common names than gun parts, user.
Funs > Females

>Sear
>Isn't going bankrupt

>progressive board
>still Nazis on it

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>receiver
>can't even catch a football

checked confirmed all Nazis need to die

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10/10 bait kek!

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Ironic sights.

most of the posts in this thread arent even jokes:
ffs

the only good one that's actually kinda original so far has been and even that's a bit mangled, it should have been
>pull charging handle
>phone dies

>bolt action
>left me just like the wife

>.300 blackout
>look outside, only white dudes

>barrel fluting
>gun actually is a percussionist.

>hi-power
>9mm

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reported

>floating barrel
>sank in boating accident

>short magazine lee Enfield
>magazine holds ten rounds

>magazine
>unreadable

>push the clutch
>car still fails

>push the brake
>car still works

>push the gas
>no more Jews in my car
At least something's functioning.

0/10
you want something more like
>depress clutch
>clutch kills itself

>switch to high beams
>cabin fills with weed smoke

>turn on engine
>it sexually harasses me

>pull trigger
>SJWs now like my post

>extend stock
>it still tastes the same

>use long eye relief
>i actually just took a nap

>trigger safety
Men Without Hats is a bad band desuyaro

Fuck you beat me to it.

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>reciprocating charging handle
>doesn't jerk me off

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>weapon platform
>can't stand on it

I wager you don’t understand enough to find it why it’s funny

>Ejection port
>On the right side of the rifle

kill yourself

>pocket pistol
>can't hold your wallet and keys

>bird cage
>bird dies when I place one in it

>charging handle
>doesn't rush the enemy head on

>buy pump action
>don't get to pump and get no action

>sights
>they block your vision

>>Clean gas block
>>Still fart

>spook
>none of them are black

>out of battery
>can't fit new one in

>keyhole mod
>doesn't cause bullets to tumble

>magazine
>no boobies

>gas operated
>jews can still use it

That's what you get for buying a glock

>22 hornet
>raid doesn't do shit

>gas rings
>no orbit to enter

>collapseable stock
>gets shorted

Already underrated.

>ball ammo
>not a ball

>boat tail
>wont float

>Desert Eagle
>just a hunk of metal

Chronically underrated

>Mannlicher rifle
>lose left ball

This is a thread of quality

I unironically had a classmate in HS that thought it was a real bird and was going to paint one in art class

>detachable magazine
>they're all stuck together

>Winchester
>loses

>Safariland
>gear isn't suitable for safaris

>windage adjustable
>wind still blows at same speed

>PU scope
>doesn't smell

>red dot sight
>cat can't see it

>Iron sights
>Not ironpilled
>They don't shout at me to live honorably and remove the Zionist occupation

in-the-desert.com/birds.html
granted it's like naming a gun the Water Shark

the deagle was so named because it was a joint venture between the US and Israel; hence the eagle to represent the us, and the desert to represent israel, and "Desert Eagle" not being rejected because there are eagles in the desert and they are distinct enough from eagles of plains or forests that "Desert Eagle" is in fact NOT at all like "Water Shark" and would be more like "Swamp Toad" (as opposed to toads of ponds in plains) or Lap Dog (as opposed to dogs that ride your butt instead of your lap)

kek'd

>veterinary pistol
>got my dog shot

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>B.A.R
>failed my exam

>belt-fed
>need suspenders now

>silencer
>she's still bitching

>yet every bird on that list is in multiple biomes, as if they are all capable of flight
you can't go full autist without the encyclopedic knowledge of random shit to back up your screeching.

why are you triggered by my explanation of how the name "Desert Eagle" came to be? are you O B S E S S E D with something that's eating you up inside?

>barrel
>cant even store beer in it

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>slide
>cant slide down it

>bolt
>not threaded

Yes you can, just not a whole lot.

>trigger
>doesn't make SJWs whine on the internet

>batf
>hates alcohol, tobacco, and firearms

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>barrel
>not thrown by an ape at an Italian gentleman

That filename is so accurate and so is that post.

>cocked
>get b& from the range for indecent exposure