Potato peeler for self defense?

> Our sister paper the Dunfermline Press reported that Scott Walker, 39, of the James Bank Hostel, James Street, appeared from custody at Dunfermline Sheriff Court.

> He admitted that on Saturday in Appin Crescent, a public place, he was in possession of an object which had a blade or was sharply pointed.

> The object in question was a potato peeler. Sheriff Pino di Emidio called for reports and Walker will return to court for sentencing on May 16.

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>without reasonable excuse

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Sauce or this is trolling shit.

Just google it, nigga
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>it's illegal to be Irish in the UK
we know this already

Begorrah, tis like a second potato famine!

I doubt it was the potato peeler that did it. People who do things like that generally show certain kinds of behavior.

Implying possession of a potato peeler isn't a serious offense in cuck island.

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>He admitted that on Saturday in Appin Crescent, a public place, he was in possession of an object which had a blade or was sharply pointed.
Shed that lead. Use a marker instead.

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These things are no joke, you wouldn't want to be stabbed with one.

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like what? contempt of the government?

He probably had an expired liscense.

Scotland leaving the UK in 3...

But he’s being charged with illegal possession of a potato peeler.

There are zero objects I want to get stabbed with, including benis. However that doesn't mean I want them binned

>BE A LAD, LOSE THOSE NADS!

>can't take muh freedom meme
The Scottish government is worse than the UK as a whole. The impetus behind independence was that the English aren't socialist enough.

>implying scots aren't just as cucked

>LOVE LIKE VENUS
>NIP THAT BENIS

>TELL YOUR PALS: BIN YOUR BALLS

He didn't 'ave a loicense m8

For what, giving the guy too light of a sentence? Scotland is without a doubt the most cucked part of the UK.

I think part of the confusion is that Scots that immigrated to America were very independence minded and their descendents are as well. That's the reason they're so emasculated now. Those Scots all left for Appalachia.