> Our sister paper the Dunfermline Press reported that Scott Walker, 39, of the James Bank Hostel, James Street, appeared from custody at Dunfermline Sheriff Court.
> He admitted that on Saturday in Appin Crescent, a public place, he was in possession of an object which had a blade or was sharply pointed.
> The object in question was a potato peeler. Sheriff Pino di Emidio called for reports and Walker will return to court for sentencing on May 16.
>He admitted that on Saturday in Appin Crescent, a public place, he was in possession of an object which had a blade or was sharply pointed. Shed that lead. Use a marker instead.
But he’s being charged with illegal possession of a potato peeler.
Leo Mitchell
There are zero objects I want to get stabbed with, including benis. However that doesn't mean I want them binned
Luis Sanchez
>BE A LAD, LOSE THOSE NADS!
Levi Gonzalez
>can't take muh freedom meme The Scottish government is worse than the UK as a whole. The impetus behind independence was that the English aren't socialist enough.
Luke Price
>implying scots aren't just as cucked
Gavin Lopez
>LOVE LIKE VENUS >NIP THAT BENIS
Samuel Sanchez
>TELL YOUR PALS: BIN YOUR BALLS
Landon Robinson
He didn't 'ave a loicense m8
Hudson Flores
For what, giving the guy too light of a sentence? Scotland is without a doubt the most cucked part of the UK.
Jonathan Gonzalez
I think part of the confusion is that Scots that immigrated to America were very independence minded and their descendents are as well. That's the reason they're so emasculated now. Those Scots all left for Appalachia.