Can we have a Jow Forums humour thread?
I just did something I'm really ashamed of and need something to take my mind off.
>I'd greentext it, but a). it's not much of a greentext; and b). it's not really Jow Forums-related.
Jow Forums humour
Parker Cooper
Landon Collins
Did you get fucked by a trap OP?
Carson Gonzalez
he's using reddit spacing and posted a tumblr pic for OP, he totally got fucked by a trap
Nolan Parker
Why would he be ashamed of that?
Gavin Young
Easton Ramirez
Sigh... basically:
>found the home movies mom and dad made of her giving birth to me
>fapped to it
Can we move on, now?
Chase Jackson
no we can't move on you fucking degenerate, let's talk about it
Jordan Brooks
If you didn't want to talk about it then why did you mention it in the first place?
Landon Robinson
That would be Jow Forums as fuck tho
Nicholas Morales
Trap waifu is best waifu.
Anthony Gray
Excuse me?
Zachary White
What's there to be ashamed of?
Justin Davis
This is fake, but I'll take the bait and encourage you to continue with this faggotry. So, how did you find this video, why did your parents make it, and what trauma lead to you tapping to it?
Caleb Edwards
Hahahaha kek
Isaac Gray
Don't know what else to tell you. That's kind of the long and short of it.
I'm still in a daze from what I've done. Like, I'm surprise I'm not wearing shoes on my hands kind of daze.
Carter Nguyen
you should be ashamed, im not even that vain.
Kevin Hall
So what you're saying is you fapped to child porn of yourself.
Adam Roberts
I want to be in the screencap
Owen Campbell
He's just fapping to the last time he was inside a vagina
Jose Davis
Why.
Why did you play a home movie made by your parents when there's a 99% chance that it'd be amateur pornography?
Why did you keep watching as soon as you saw it was your mother giving birth?
Why did you find that footage arousing?
Why did you feel compelled to masturbate to said footage?
Why did you feel the need to tell a bunch of anonymous faggots on the internet about it?
William Ward
Aaaayyyyyyyy
Kevin Mitchell
Yup, this is the Jow Forums I know and love.
Christopher Edwards
put me in the screencap
Thomas White
Cant get arrested for pedophilia if youre perving on yourself
Jordan Smith
David Roberts
>look mom i finally made it into the screencap
Jeremiah White
You know how your brain makes you completely repulsed by whatever you were fapping to after you finish? Even if it's pretty vanilla? Well this is something you absolutely should be ashamed of fapping to.
Oliver Jenkins
>can we move on now?
No, no we cannot.
Hunter Jackson
webm?
Austin Morgan
>mfw
Parker Young
Joseph Hughes
Degenerates like you get lined against the wall first thing
Ethan Davis
Nicholas Ortiz
Joshua Robinson
Jesus user what the fuck is wrong with you?
Lincoln James
Jow Forums magical place
Isaac Reed
Was the audio on or off? Did you cum when you were crowning? Jesus what the fuck is wrong with you
Mason Fisher
You're the worst narcissist I've ever heard of.
Jack Rodriguez
>Imagine a time in the near future where you can travel back and fuck yourself before puberty
Andrew Bailey
>Masturbate to own birth
>Ask for humor thread with story that will be capped for future humor threads
This is all to meta for me
Luke Moore
What the actual fuck
Eli Torres
Adam Thompson
>This whole thread
Please put me in the screencap. I beg you.
Colton King
not even a Jow Forums bullshit story, just fuck off
Christopher Ward
Wyatt Cooper
That's gross, but no worse than regular porn
Liam Kelly
Jeremiah Williams
Ryder Carter
You should've just lied and said you got fucked by a trap, holy shit.
Caleb Wood
>When the dough just wont rise to the occasion, one man, one rifle, he is The Pizza Man.
Anthony Wilson
What did I just read
Grayson Walker
There must have been a roundabout chain of events and poor decisions that lead you to this specific point in life and you need to know that you have fucked up hard on multiple levels.
John Gutierrez
>Incest via TV
Joseph Edwards
>looks for humor
>is the humor
Jayden Long
all this samefagging,screenshot begging and "oh I dont wanna talk about it" faggotry
this will be a cursed screenshot
Jason White
user, did she rip from her vagina to her butt-hole when that big ass head of yours tried to pass?
Nolan Foster
>le epic Jow Forums story
Charles Cruz
Jack Nguyen
user, i don't even know what to say to that
Josiah Stewart
Holy shit
Colton Myers
I was first amused then confused because this is completely unrelatable. The last time I watched a child birth video I couldn't have been older than ten and it made me cry for some reason. Just what age and condition do you have to be in to react like this? Was your mom really that hot?
>oooo boi look at lil'me making ma's vagina become the big vagina and my penis become the big penis
Benjamin Cook
is it gay to fap to yourself?
Jason Bailey
Xavier Allen
No it means go fuck yourself.
Parker Ortiz
I'm not op you dumbfuck
Wyatt Reyes
fuck you guys I made the screencap suck dick on purpose just so you faggots like it
Wyatt Hughes
Ayden Gomez
Sorry laddie
Nathaniel Bennett
THIS IS GRRRREEEAT ANONYMOUS!!!
JUST ONE PROBLEM OK
HAHA ONE PROBLEM
YOU FORGOT TO INCLUDE ME!!!! ecckksss deeee
Justin Parker
Holy shit, that is absolutely disgusting. Please ksg yourself before you move on from corrupting yourself to something innocent.
Also, congrats on the originality of the bait. 10/10
Jose Jones
Joshua Martinez
holy shit OP
This is truly a magical place
put me in screencap
Charles Walker
Jaxon Edwards
William Harris
Gabriel Robinson
all I can say is wow
Ryan Cruz
Reminder that OP already tried this on /b/ today and you idiots are just giving him free (yous).
Brandon Young
First Jow Forums humor thread that's ever given me a laugh, and it's not Jow Forums related
Juan White
fake and gay kys
Hunter Bell
>using /b/
Adam Long
Logan Garcia
Nothing wrong here, my mother and father made a few sex tapes and I've fapped to a few of them
James Myers
> not browsing Jow Forums to see idiots do idiotic things with guns
> not browsing /o/ to see idiots do idiotic things with cars
> not browsing /b/ to see full blown retards go full retard
Boy, summer came early this year
Carter Carter
PUT ME IN SCREENCAP
Jordan Martinez
I did not expect this when going on Jow Forums today. Good fucking job user.
Luis Miller
Cooper Nguyen
There is no reaction face suitable to describe how I feel about this post.
Samuel Sullivan
fuggg :DDDDD I hope u getz many upvot from screencap op fugggz so retardeddd excdeeeee
David Cooper
Colton Morgan
Adrian Wright
Michael Cooper
Levi Martin
>self incest-pedophilia
Oliver Martinez
guys when the frick are they going to add upvoting to this shitty web-sight?
Jordan Phillips
OP please consider the following for humanities sake:
Zachary Martin
I'm proud of you, user.
Nathaniel Brooks
Michael Torres
I don't care if this is bait. Even as bait it's an amazing post.
Camden Brown
I don't know if this post is real or not and I don't care. Posts like these are why I come on Jow Forums.
Christian Rodriguez
you hwat