Guys I got a cat

Is that a Springfield 1911? If so
>Spring
>Springfield
Boy or girl?

Name her Ian OP

Catalina, and then shortened as Cat.

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>her

no im a poorfag so its an ATI
no
kek

catmeat

in after OP has sex with a cat

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Shart

Greasy welfare EBT nigger, or nigger stink for short

Chad

name her doodweed lamao

Congratulations OP! I hope she gives you many snuggles and sweet kitty kisses.
Namewise, I'd go with Major Motoko Kusanagi, but just call her "The Major".

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Cat McCatface
Biscuit
Cumfart
Cum biscuit
Biscuit fart
The cat that was formerly alive but now is not after getting shot for eating my songbirds.

Agent Mossad

Voldemort

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Fluffy

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absolutely based cat

i think i posted the boi in a different thread already
what's a gun that holds a lot of sentimental value to you?

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>current year + 2
>not oqning a scenthound

I think its time for you to leave..

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Doz.

Callus
Callie
Waffles
Fabrico

If it was a male, you could name it Sergei Meowsin and you would be a really cool guy.

Name it Knives. Knives the cat.

>Sergei Meowsin

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>What should I name her
Peter Paul.

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Kek
Birdie

Dogs > Cats
But he's cute.

2nd.

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Lahti

Cocoa Puffs

the only gun that holds emotional value for me is my first gun a single shot 22
i have killed everything from rats to deer with that thing, it looks so sweet and innocent but it has killed enough animals to be cursed or some shit.
im in a city i think its immoral to have a big dog in the city
and if i was gonna get a small dog i would get a rat terrier or a fox puppy
but the cat needed a home and i need a pet so

That dog is cute

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this. call it Usha / Oosha for short.

Number Eleven,...
with szechuan sauce.

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was gonna say to name it after the gun manufacturers wife or some gay shit like that, but that seems pretty autistic
name ur cat inky or pebbles

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I like this one. But would it be cruel to name a Russian Blue Lahti?

Oh that's what it is? idk cat breeds...
Well, Finland was a semi-autonomous Russian state until 1918...

have you decided yet op?

Call her Dubs or Trips.
Check'em.

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>Current year +2
>Still using dickmod
Disgusting.

Boris. Instead of battle buddy, she's my battle Boris

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Just call her Mauser.

KK
Short for kikekiller

[ ] Don't let fluffy belly
[× ] Do pet fluffy belly

Dog

underrated

christfag pls go

Overwatch kot

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name was a pretty easy choice for mine
>t. fa/tg/uy

i like the mauser/mouser pun. Can always say "Maus" and other people won't recognize your power level and will just think it's funny

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Obersturmbannführer

Mega Giga Nigga 900001

Rolling 4 this

>Mouser

This user

Sylvester
or
Sylvia
or Sylvie

Koshka (female cat in russian iirc)
Mittens
Ferris Mewler

This.

Buckshot.

Adolf Kitler or Hermann Purring

Baz

KitKat

Tokyo MewMew

Steve is a good name for a cat.

feeding a cat MREs probably isn't a good idea though

>cat
>bowl
>1911
dubs to NEDM your stupid cat. Fag.

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>firearms
>dude weed lmao
goodbye rip doggoes

>goodbye rip doggoes
user, this is a thread about OP's cat. He doesn't have a dog. Wait... does the ATF shoot cats too?

Auswitchz

>posts cat next to weed and gun

I hope you're not attached to any of those 3 things.

Meowschwitz

Fluffer pooperstein the Fourth of the Northern steepes...Esq.

DIS DA AKAT THRED?

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they have a special division for this type of case
see

Spresher Agent Ron Horiuchi is on the case. Here to take your gats and eat your cats.

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Zombocom

Meow zedong

Countess Bathory

>i live in the city now
You fucked up.

Trips for Chairman Meow.

Here's Gally. He passed away a whiles back.

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The tip of his tail was all fucked up, but I have no idea how it happened. I adopted him after he was trapped; the vet said he was probably eight months old then. He hissed at all the girls working at the shelter but he was too cute to be intimidating. He took to me after about four months, wouldn't go anywhere without me (except to poop or eat).

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Either of these. Please do it OP

>the bong

Kek nice kot and name.

You fucked up.
t. moved to city from country
Now I want to move someplace with even less people than where I grew up. Portland(OR) isn't even that bad as cities go, many far worse places to be, but I still fucking hate it here. If I lived in LA I'd probably go McVeigh.

>cat
maybe you should just use that 1911 and shoot it

Another user, but Joseph Kibbles.

My mom found a tuxedo kitten under a car, while she was drunk as fuck in Saudi Arabia with my dad. The cat went on to live 18 years and travelled 4 continents.

If you respect a man's freedumbs to own a firearm, you also respect his freedumbs to own a cat.

Make up your mind. Either way
>>/reddit/

Why is there a face in the stock?

My battle buddy

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HIs name is Socks. He might be a little special, but it’s ok.

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