>Your guns magically turn into cute girls
Describe them.
Your guns magically turn into cute girls
Carson Jenkins
Levi Myers
Terrified
Andrew Carter
M91/30 is an old Russian battle axe with stories to tell
10/22 is spry and a little uppity, small chest
LCP is 10/22's younger sister and cute/ petite
Taurus 605 is a roudy and noisy Brazilian that speaks English only well enough to shitpost
Noah Sullivan
In a trash bag, in a dumpster. Fuck anime.
Levi Morris
Mosin is a russian granny. Mossberg 500 is a damaged goods 25 year old woman from CT. Ruger 9E is a skinny mexican girl with a big ass.
Wyatt Lee
>russian milf with a well made boob job
>petite and meek german-canadian blonde
>turkish short stack
>two badass american grannies
>czech girl next door
>quiet but confident american tomboy
gif related
Jackson Ross
Mossberg 500 ugly but sturdy. The kind of girl you would want with you in a survival situation.
Ruger Security 9. A cheap young whore.
Ruker Mark 3. A fun and energetic young (underaged) lady.
Savage Mark 2F. An autistic young (underaged) lady.
WASR 10. An old cheap Russian whore.
Carter Cooper
Basic 5/10 bitch with some tattoos, dressed up to party.
Liam Perez
>Rail thin Czech girl who's deceptively stronger than she looks (VZ-58)
>Russian milf who always carries a knife on her and and always talks about her military service, despite being a POG at most (SKS)
>Another Russian milf who looks quite tall, strong, and bulky; but is actually really fragile (SVT-40)
>Russian Babushka constantly talking about killing more Germans (Do I even need to say it?)
>Swiss girl who acts like your typical "cookie baking" granny, but is actually a total gilf who can go for miles without breaking a sweat (K31)
>Gap toothed cowgirl who wears more jewelry than you'd expect on a country girl (Klondike Commemorative Winchester 94)
>Tall and strong girl who you can tell is from the country, but she tries to hide it by dressing up like some more contemporary city girls (Winchester Ranger Model 1200)
>Literally who girl who looks so Plain Jane she doesn't even seem like a real person if it weren't for her shitty plastic glasses (Savage model 3D with a cheap scope)
Nathan Morris
Mosin 91/30, an old, run of the mill woman. People look down on her, but shes seen her fair share of action, and has a good amount of combat under her belt. She knows what shes doing, and carries a certain presence.
AR-15, your common american girl, probably le 56% but whatever. Also kind of a slut, but whatever. Really appreciates it when you buy her knew things, and despite everything is pretty fun to be with, and kinda cute too.
Ruger SR9e - Young but actually kind of tall for her age. She's usually pretty aggressive and will jump at anything, but has good intentions and a blast to be with. Gorgeous.
Winchester Ranger 20ga - Has nice looks, is very calm and collected, and is usually down for whatever you want. Has a small appetite though, and isnt a huge fan of that type of relationship.
mossberg whitetail lightning .308 - A drop dead gorgeous woman, a bit older, but not as old as mosin-chan. Doesn't really knows what shes doing and isnt the most fun person to be with, but dependable at the same time and like being outside with you.
Angel Thompson
My M91/30 is an old Russian woman that sits around does nothing all day and hates western europe pic related is her favorite food
Lucas Cook
I would negligent discharge inside of them
John Adams
>But user, I eject from there!
Benjamin Gomez
Beretta M9
>>Curvy girl with a thick ass
>>talks a big game but doesn't have the power to back it up
>>easy to get along with
>>doesn't make a fuss when undressing her
Wyatt Martinez
>you feel lucky, spunk?
Angel Howard
>projecting this hard
Jace Mitchell
>mosin: Never aged, however scarred and worn down. Most likely looks like a fit girl in her early 20s. Has been cursed to always fight under every banner. Taking different shapes and forms but still being that face we all know. From the Russian royalty, communists, the veteran who will always recall how she saved his life, some child soldier in africa, etc. She is the few guns "blessed" by the Kube
>1911a1: simple american girl. Traditional and likes the attention she gets. Loves you no matter what. Come hell or high water. She'll pat your head and tell you to rely on her as she stand there in her housewife clothing looking pretty as ever.
>Glocknade: long gone are the days of her once common sights in movies. She's quiet and a needs attention constantly. Probably a tomboy who wears too much leather but can't hide her love of being bombarded in affection. Loves to cuddle and be held close.
I regret writing this desu
But i kinda want an anime about cute guns suffering since I'm a sucker for feels shows
Jackson Ortiz
If they get pregnant, would they give birth to a gun?
Camden Watson
>muh projection
Robert Wright
It would be extremely painful
Nathaniel Torres
>Jow Forums feels and reminders of loneliness
Easton Butler
You're a big fag
Jackson Anderson
For owo
Matthew Perry
>cosplays special operators at anime conventions
>doesn't actually train
>plays through Modern Warfare 2 multiple times a year
>has a good job but spends it on silly things
>cuddles you by the fireplace but throws random things in the fire and laughs
(to date I have no idea what I was thinking when I bought this pistol)
Nathaniel Hughes
...
Ayden Stewart
Somebody get this cutie out of here
Benjamin Young
>generic American girl
>doesn't have any friends
>doesn't go out very often
>sits in a corner all day doing nothing
William Garcia
Would I incur awfulness if I suggested drawfags visit this thread?
Ayden Cox
Connor Long
Wouldn't a gun lock be more like bondage on a gun girl?
Brody Brooks
I like to cuddle my guns as I sleep, so...
John Gomez
SKS
>battle scarred thicc russian
M44 nugget
>short babushka
AR
>utter basic bitch, but blind (haven't got sights yet), virgin
Garand
>old painted whore trying to look young (bubba's boat varnish special on stock), looser than hell with a few stds (shot out pitted bore).
Mossberg
>plain but reliable country girl, has a bit of a temper
Hudson Perez
Yugo sks: Humble hardworking Eastern-European woman who grew up as a sort of middle-child of her family of often out shined in popularity by her younger sister, Kalash. out of the other village girls who are similar to her, what she lacks in shiny chrome jewelry she makes up with a sturdier body, and a desire to blow shit up if given the chance. She served her home country of Yugoslavia well for many years before retiring to a life as a safe-queen in America, occasionally taken out for a date at the range and thorough cleaning.
Lucas Wood
>Zastava M70A & Zastava NPAP M70
Two Serbian mail-order brides: one plays the accordion and hates Bosniaks/Croats (AK), the other is a personal bodyguard who likes to cuddle (Pistol)
>Scoped Savage Mk II .22LR
An autistic, nerdy Canadian chick with thick-framed glasses
Isaiah Johnson
>Describe them.
Lubricated and ready.
Leo Carter
>chinese sks, missing bayonet
qt flat chinese waifu
>marlin 795
short american waifu
Thomas Ramirez
>cute guns suffering
I'm working on a VN about this, should have a demo ready in about a month.
Justin Green
TURN THEM BACK!!!
Alexander Lopez
>brainposting
Gabriel Robinson
>girls frontline
>no release date set yet
pic related
William Phillips
a chamber flag is more like a butt-plug
don't know what a gun-lock would be
Angel Johnson
Going by upotte rules I'm pretty sure it's some kind of fucked up ATWT scenario desu
Noah Russell
ATWT?
Joshua Murphy
I don't have any guns, so logically I don't get any girls either, just like in real life.
Landon Reyes
Underrated, but be nice, user.
Chase Ross
They would all be dead except for my ccw cramped inside my safe I rarely open...
Charles Rivera
They don't expand till they have sufficient space to, else your safe would literally explode.
Wyatt Hall
They won't date me and think I'm ugly
Lucas Rodriguez
>No release date set
But it's out in english
Ethan Hernandez
Nigga what? The EN version has been live for weeks.
Isaac Reed
only in certain regions
Justin Young
[spoiler]slender[/spoiler]
Lucas Young
>Posting on anime image board
>Doesn't like anime
Ishygddt
Blake Martinez
> Short, ugly, fat, butch Austrian wench.
I would never stop breeding her
Carter Flores
Chane your region nigger
Dominic Ortiz
>open up secret room under the basement stairs
>it's full of old ladies
Jason Morales
20s era flappers drunk on shine, italians and vodka soaked ruskiez
>this is supposed to be different?
I suppose the ars count as schoolgirls right?
Charles Davis
ARs are boomer bitches
Joshua Russell
it was incredibly difficult to find Austrian female weight lifters, but here ya go
Henry Hughes
Thank you user
James Morris
Likely "all the way through"
Logan Bennett
You'd better post when it is.
Xavier Diaz
My gun is now a woman who's older than I am but somehow smaller than I am. Her I.D says she's Polish but keeps speaking fucking Russian she loves everything Russian and mimics them despite doing practically everything better (Hell she even looks like them). She's beyond reliable and though her magazines are a little hard to find I still spend money on her because I've fallen in love with her after I first took her out to shoot. Funnily the guys who had her always said she was a Russian and sold me on the fact she is... Now anons, what is she?
Caleb Gutierrez
A polish akm? A tantal?
Christopher Jones
Close, but smol. She's not a big girl, user.
Dominic Phillips
Is she a P64?
Logan Morgan
Ttc
Cameron Wood
Just use proxy.
Owen Flores
AR: Becky from Roseanne. No butt (pistol brace only) but two flavors of hot: one slightly shorter 10.5", one leggy 18".
Ruger PR: Darlene from Roseanne. The gentleman's choice, sophisticated hillbilly with a goth vibe.
Adam Scott
You're close~ The P is right, the numbers after are wrong~
Carter Cook
Unless it's a pps, I am stumped.
Jack Kelly
You tried hard user~ She's a P83 Wannad. The other Polish pistol that looks super close to the Makarov. I got her second hand from a gun-shop and they told me she was a Makarov. But my Wan-chan is even better than a Makarov! She has a nice double-action trigger, a safety that un-cocks the hammer and I fired her for five-hundred rounds without a single jam on somewhat shit ammo. I love my little Wan-chan~
Samuel Williams
83 looks good. More square in the front than a 64 or makarov. Heel catch looks nicer to use,too
Hudson Gomez
Oh god why, why, why did my pelican cases have to be air tight. I don't know how these girls got in, they must have suffered a slow but agonizing death inside these dark cases that are now caskets.
Hunter Walker
>come on daddy lets go to the range tomorrow it's been so long!
>yeah.. okay darling...
>daddy you seem sad lately, is something wrong
>no, no everything is fine.. just...
>wait daddy what are you doing
>come here.. and give me a kiss
>daddy please stop no STOP PLEASE DONT MAKE ME DO IT
bang
Brayden Parker
My poor chauchat...
Carter Wood
No idea, most likely an underage that thinks she's hot shit.
Lucas Ross
No, please do
Blake Jackson
Fucking this. I need guns not women.
Jayden Wood
S&W 686 is a modern day rancher girl with a thing for horses
AR-15 is a pretty but very generic and bland girl who is very impressionable and you can imprint on her easily. Smells nice.
Mosin is Babushka who makes kvas and lifts tree logs in her spare time.
William Murphy
Damnit, don't bring these bad feels in here.
David Thomas
Soaked in semen, literally drowning in it.
Juan Brown
>tfw your guns go out with their boyfriends every evening.
Holy fuck, that's a depressing thought.
Eli Scott
>when they turn back into a gun you use them to kill their own “boyfriend”
>force them to bury the body when they change back into a girl
>this serves as a warning to the rest
now it’s hot
Besides which, I’d imagine most of them would be loyal to the one who takes care of them, cleaning, shooting, and lovingly looking after them- unless you regularly mistreat and abuse your guns... you don’t, do you user?
Luke Powell
Mosin 91/30
>tall Slavic qt dressed in black
M1A
>tall MURCA qt with a nice green and black outfit
Mossberg 500
>shortstack who really hates birds
1910
>short mousey girl with a traditional sense of fashion
Glock 19
>German-American qt who loves her tacticool stuff
Luis Murphy
AR15?
Jaxon Edwards
>Thin girl, flexible, picky about what she eats but will eat a lot of what she likes. Kind of bitchy (Calico M100)
>Older Spanish Milf, Hardy but rough around the edges, and in the bedroom (CETME)
>Fit Younger Woman, Ethnically Jewish, Big on the bottom but thin up top (Tavor)
Brandon Sanders
they all die because they can't fit into my desk, safe, and various cases
Christopher Johnson
the vector is shit and you should've bought a pistol caliber AR or a B&T instead
Parker Diaz
They’re something now very dangerous for my mental health because, while being their first (and hopefully only) owner, I now have something that cares about me which is inseparable from me and is now chipping away at the jaded mindset I’ve constructed when it comes to significant others.
Nolan Taylor
Now that I think about it, it would be better not to have the rest of the guns know what happened. That way, if she ever tells them why she cries sometimes at night, they’ll probably be angry at her for her betrayal and for what they assume is a lie about your actions.
That way, she only has two options:
>keep quiet about it
or
>risk being bullied and ostracized by the other guns whenever they think you won’t see or aren’t listening
If you’ve fucked up enough by actually letting one of your guns contact someone and go out on a “date” with them, it’s the only option you have, really.
David Taylor
>cute perky girls with tight asses.
>cute perky girls with tight asses who didn't wipe after pooping and now their ass is all chaffed up and poopy.
Anthony Sanchez
Ha, guns are guns first and foremost, even if they turn into qt grills. They may fail you; but unlike people, they'll never betray you.
Isaiah Edwards
>No dirty girl butt to inhale.
Luis Hughes
>rattle can camo ar15, wild blond red neck girl with nice tits
>cz p01, small flat chested Czech girl, a little meek
>cz sp01 safety, p01 big sister that's protective of her little sister that's a bit of a tsundere
> mossberg 590 A1, tomboy with nice tight body and likes to play rough.
>m&p 15-22, energetic loli
Colton Carter
Dylan Torres
...
Eli Campbell
>Short young tanned girl with common modern tactical gear that somehow carries a huge pack everywhere (AR)
>Followed around by another short kind thicc girl who's into wearing black and tries to fit in with the older girls but really only meshes with AR. (Kimber 1911)
>Older girl who's long-featured but reasonably attractive when cleaned up, very into camping and other outdoorsy things, no real interest in tactical anything.
>Weathered Russian mother, maybe a bit worn out looking but keeps up fine with the rest of the girls and reminds them constantly they don't have to be fancy or over the top to get work done. (Mosin, hurdur)
Brandon Long
It would take way too fucking long to anthropomorphise everything, so I'll just do my top five.
CZ-75b stainless w coca-bola grips
>fit, hot, eastern European brunette that loves old action movies
>good sense of humor, always ready to get dirty
>has a hot mom a some bratty younger sisters
Pre-occupation VZ-24
>damaged chick, abducted, abused, forced to kill by her abductors
>some scars she's sensitive about
>got hard, buff, mean
>reflexively kicks every time you touch her
>deep down, she just wants a home and someone who loves her
Stevens 520 12ga ca. 1923
>that girl from highschool that would bang anyone
>miraculously never got pregnant or VD
>still bangs likes crazy
Ruger Model 44 (.44 mag carbine)
>cute cowgirl, loves hunting, fishing, riding
>kinda high-maintenance
>will beat the shit out of you if you fuck around with her
Mossberg 500e .410 Home Defense
>tiny goth chick
>accessories on point, all black gear on, face and nipple piercings
>looks underage, anything but
>neglected as a kid, daddy issues up the wazoo
>only ever did anal, you get to take her v-card
And now I feel dirty.
There are more, but I'm not wasting time without interest.
Dylan Lewis
Fuck I'm hard.