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>Eventually gets glassed by Apollo Federation Space Fleet

That won't work because no one wants to get destroyed the third time by the krauts. I'll give you the quick rundown on the earth's state of affairs and the greater galaxy as we know it:
>2049
>WW3
>Germany, China and America are in control of all the other country's land, with Germany being on top
>2101
>WW4
>China and America invade German Russia and try to push for West Europe
>complete fail
>China only a speck of what they once were
>America pulls a huge evacuation of earth and claims a good portion of the colonized galaxy as theirs
>declare themselves the Terran Empire (everyone just calls them americans as a colloquial thing)
>vow to one day restore the United States as independent from krauts
>stalemate of a galactic wide war been going on ever since
>outside of top brass in both nations, nobody really gives that much of a shit and in everywhere but the Sol system its free trade
>granted, whenever the higher ups dont decide to start fighting each other in any given area
yeah it's fucked but that's life man

>2009: Disney buys Marvel
>2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms
>2017: Disney buys 21st Century Fox
>2019: Disney buys Paramount Pictures
>2022: Disney buys Universal Studios
>2027: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros, Warner Bros tells them to fuck off
>2028: Disney, being highly pissed off, acquires their own private military
>2029: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros, killing many, and taking the company by force
>2032: Disney buys nukes from black market terrorists
>2034: Disney buys Microsoft
>2036: Disney declares war against the entertainment industry in the great Warner War
>2037: Skirmishes between private militaries occur in Hollywood and other places around the country
>2038: Disney nukes Hollywood and wins the Great Warner War
>2040: Disney introduces literal Marvel-drones, self-replicating war-robots
>2044: Disney buys the United States of America
>2045: Disney reorganizes the American government into a totalitarian dictatorship, deemed "The People's Republic of Disney"
>2047: People's Republic of Disney moves to annex Mexico and Canada
>2048: PRD unifies the planet with its army of marvel-drones and quip-emitters
>2056: PRD colonizes Mars
>2059: PRD colonizes rest of the solar system
>2064: PRD starts construction of Dyson Sphere in the Sol System
>2075: PRD scientists discover a form of FTL space travel
>2078: First PRD voyage to Alpha Centauri system is successfully completed
>2079: PRD successfully establishes a one world government
>2080: PRD sends millions of military warships out throughout the galaxy, conquering extraterrestrial life on every planet and solar system
>2092: Dyson Sphere in Sol System is complete
>2100: PRD reaches type 3 civilization status, creating a Galactic Dictatorship under the people of Disney
>2102: PRD begins to exterminate alien species associated as DCfags
>2104: Disney begins the Human Instrumentality Project
>2108: Marvel and Star Wars fans are still excited about new movies

Wait, these two countries are in different timelines. I was talking about the Musk Dynasty on Mars Universe.

>be french
>be living in france which is now under german control
>all our books and history is literally burned away and replaced with german state approved books
>mandatory german lessons for everyone
>the Eiffel tower is torn down and replaced with a giant iron cross
>the french nationalism anthem is replaced with the german state approved anthem
>our food is replaced with german food and the red white blue scheme of our country is replaced with red white black instead
>gun laws are done away here in france and now anyone that is approved german citizen can aquire a gun but if your french then you need to go through all the german state controlled reeducation camp and paperworks to be approved to own a gun but the guns you have to pick out from are all german made guns only since the germans destroyed all of our french weaponry
>have to go through checkpoints all the time and there are literally panzers with ten armored guys and two power armored guys in these groups that patrol the streets all the time
>have to learn german because the Kaiser have outlawed the use of french language and all of the places with french lettering is being retranslated with high german lettering
>have to attend the community work day where everyone works until the community work day is over
>constant german military parade every sunday and it is loud and there are so many troops and tanks everywhere it's not even funny
>can't even have french fries anymore

At least we get to keep our french toasts though.

You probably jumped through a wormhole friend.

What's life like over the other realm?

Everyone do not listen to these two! Deutschland Empire is a beautiful and wonderful place to come and live here because we have great healthcare for everyone and the food here is very good and muaic is nice for the soul here and our literature is very nice and the nationalism here is wonderful! Please everyone you must come visit here because there are many activities to go do such as to help the old here through the german state funded center for the old and the crippled and work communities for everyone for work because work is very good for everyone since everyone must work for the glory of the german empire plus it helps build muscles and discipline! Also we have megatheaters and megaoprahs with wonderful talented german singers and artists so please you must come here it is wonderful and the military recruitment agencies are very open and friendly for anyone that wishes to join. Tourists are also welcomed to the history center to learn on the history of our glorious leader Kaiser himself on a prerecorded audio on how the Germans together have risen up and overthrown the past dictator of germany and how we defeated thepfrench in their aggression on the german empire. Make it a one way ticket here everyone because i can guaranty you that you will never ever want to leave here once you arrive! Plus we have agencies approved by the german state to accept new volunteers to come to the Deutschland Empire colony on Venus free of charge!

please do come visit our empire we have music, nationalism, food, healthcare, law, order, nationalism, art, literature and Kaiser. You must come visit our empire user it is wonderful here and we have excellent gun rights for everyone! You can own any plasma weapon, any energy weapon, any gravity weapon and any ballistic weapon you could ever dream of user.

You just have to sign this papers here and become a citizen of the german empire and you can explore more of our glorious empire than a tourist could ever dream of in your life!

Oh, the Musk Dynasty & Apollo Federation are trying to exterminate the Space Kraut mantis people of Venus that came from 82 G. Eridani. These mantis people actually speak German for some miraculous reason. 98% of their species has been glassed.

peak ANCAP

Strange... over here in our realm the german empire have colonized venus and are now doing some spooky operations on the literal surface of venus with their prototype armors. The germans provide good protection against space pirates but it is hard because you have to have actual papers on you and have to show them to these german armored troops and officers whenever they ask to see them. I had one literally walk up on my behind me which spooked me and accidentally turn too fast which the guy took it as a threat and slammed me on the ground and demanded for papers. I showed him the papers and he said thanks but charged me for attempt assault and now have to pay 3000 credits and 1000 reichmarks just to avoid going to german prison.

Life isn't too bad anyway.

Earth has actually has continent based Countries, and there's a bunch of countries throughout the Solar System. This system has allowed the Apollo Federation to prosper.

You lucky man because in our realm the germans after the execution of Merkel's great granddaughter, have pretty much have a bigger military force and a bigger control over earth, venus, pluto, dark side of moon and so on.

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>be me, 30
>served in Orbital Drop Marines
>retired to small, peaceful planet on edge of Alpha Centauri Government territory after putting down pro-earth seperatist revolution
>was gifted land for heroism in battle by our government
>have kickass farm near a forest
>be me, 56
>hear about violent attack on capital planet by those fucking earthfags
>holonews mentions refugees will be sent to my planet as their homes have been destroyed
>predictably, the people on the capital planet are largely subhuman and an affront to our hard work and sacrifice with their lazy ways and constant violence
>refugees come, accuse me xenophobia when I tell them to get off my land and find their own
>fucking capital nogs, great
>be me, 61
>the refugees never stop coming, their continued arrival literally doubles the planet's population
>2 of my friends have been attacked already for refusing to cede their land to these fucks
>know I'm next as I look out the window and see them massing on a nearby hill
>don my old armor for the last time
>they scream something and run towards my house
>hold them off for about four hours, but my Drop Marine Standard Blaster has run dry
>goodbye, old friend

(cont)
>glance at the strange rifle above my fireplace, an impossibly old human relic from earth, well before humanity even achieved spaceflight, passed down through generations of my family and kept in pristine condition with love and respect by my family
>take it down
>a chill comes over me
>can feel the souls of past warriors calling out to me to join them
>it has but 15 rounds in its old, weathered ammo pouch
>amazing that humans used to use these, but it will do
>work the bolt just like dad taught me to, it still functions and I load the ancient rifle
>run my fingers over the worn stock and the strange lettering carved into the receiver
>hear the voices of my ancestors calling to me, reminding me to be brave
>affix the old, strangely shaped bayonet, preserved with care over the long years
>it will taste blood once more before this is over
>ready to face the end, I step through my door and the world erupts in thunder
>15 times the trigger is pulled
>15 times a nog falls dead
>they realize I haven't shot in a while
>they charge
>many more lives are taken by the old rifle and I
>as the dust settles, the capital nogs have begun to retreat
>lay against the wall
>place the old rifle, its stock now cracked and broken, its bayonet bent and bloodstained, next to me, its purpose fulfilled
>can almost hear it thanking me for one last battle
>hear the retreating calling me a demon as they leave
>look down at my own bloodstained armor
>some of it is mine
>feel cold, have sharp pain in my chest
>the fading sunlight washes over me, illuminating the carnage and giving me warmth at the end
>I have made my ancestors proud on this day
>watch the sunset as my eyes begin to droop
>calm washes over me as I and the old rifle depart this world together to be with our forefathers in the afterlife
ywn know glory defending your home from mindless savages on the final frontier of human civilization. Why even live?

STRENGTH TO THE GRINEER!

Hey guys, you won't believe it, the Slavic Union finally replaced their AK-74's with the new AK-17BB's (вoздyшный взpыв).
Think they'll sell the 74's on the surplus market?

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I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my man shaped abomination unto God that let's me manipulate space magic.

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My great-great-great grandfather served on a dropship during the Mars Secession. Have some old holos of him with his crew. He won a Silver Star for his part in putting down the Redheads.
>be great-great-great grandfather
>assigned to a dropship as a door gunner
>stationed on a firebase on Mars
>Martians start shit
>half his firebase gets blown up by a suitcase nuke strapped to a Redhead hopped up on
space dust
>fuckingsavages.holopic
>anyways, his dropship is FUBAR along with all the rest of the birds on the base
>U.S.S Donald Trump drops in some extra birds as a replacement from orbit
>the fucking things are centuries old, shoulda been sold for scrap ages ago
>they're powered by rotors instead of ion engines
>anyways great-great-great grandfather climbs aboard and finds an M2 bolted to the side door
>get info that some martian fucking shits are digging in all along mons olympus
>him and his crew are tasked with fire support
>takes them a literal hour just to get there because the craft is so slow
>find that the martians aren't even trying to conceal themselves, they're just milling about waving signs
>hippy shit like "Mars for Martians" and "Keep the Red Planet Earth Free", fucking disgusting
>anyways the fucking shitters start popping off shots
>great-great-great grandfather lets loose on the Redheads
>said to have killed a thousand of the fuckers with the first belt alone
>call in an orbital strike on the position to fry the rest
>RTB for some cool ethanol
>mfw great-great-great grandfather gets a commendation from his CO for taking it to the martians
>gets Silver Star
>rotates back to the World a hero
>uses his combat pay to get a plaque
>on it says "Mars Secession best day of my life."
>the plaque's been passed down along the generations to me

If Mars wants to start some shit again, we'll stomp their fucking asses again. I fucking dare you shitters, I'm waiting until I can get a plaque and put on there "Second Mars Secession best day of my life."

>be me
>Martian Orbital Insertion Paratrooper in the 315th “Red Rain”
>innapod awaiting to be dropped onto the terrafag moon for routine skirmishes.
>light goes from red to green, feel pod eject from troop ship.
>descent is hell as usual, rough landing.
>DZ is residential area on this terraformed gay ass moon.
>mfw all the enemie’s noncoms are absolute landwhales
Do you faggots not have artificial gravity gyms?
Pic unrelated I just like the German imperial guard loadouts.

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>3-Point sling when it's not even Terran-Standard gravity

Germans confirmed for noodle-arms.

So my family and I managed to grab an asteriod that was under the control of some pirates until the Belter Union Troops drove them out.

Shit's got at least a few hundred years of precious metals in it and long term hoping to hollow it out and turn it into a hab. Problem is, defending this thing is a bitch and the BU wants an arm and a leg for a patrol just to come by and check on us.

What are some recommendations for weapon systems?

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>be me
>Wehrmacht, 303rd Armored "Black Chariots"
>french front 2192
>driving hochbeweglicherzweibeiniger gepanzerterKampfanzug VI
>fires gatling gun into random villages just for fun
>frenchies get mad lol
>mow them down
>spot some retard with some old ass RPG that he probably brought from Syria.
>about to fuck him up with the 35mm autocannon
>he fires first
>ohscheisse.wav
>overengineered machine gets fucked up in the leg
>suspension dies
>tigersuspensionbreaking.mp3
>i have fallen and cannot get up
>angry frenchies banging on the cameras and the hull
>one manages to open the hatch and they start to pile up
>ich bin ein feising
>surrenders
>raped to death in prison

Fucking french front

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Titan Arms Group sells a ten unit crate of surplus phased plasma rifles in 40 watt. Should handle the cardboard pirates consider armor.

>INB4 40watt is meme tier

>Titan Arms

You must be some space pirates yourselves if you're trying to recommend a shit manufacturer like them. Then only reason they get business is all because they are based out of the Republic of Independent Texas. Even Luna rejected their shit slop they put up for one of their contracts.

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>.05 RM has been deposited in your account

i was just on one of Jupiter's moons when this big giant black power armored guy came out of nowhere and asked me for my papers which i didn't have but when i told him this he raised his fist and knocked me out with a punch. I woke up in some kind of a cubicle room with an old looking bed, retro box tv and a built in speakers in my room that is currently playing prussia gloria. It just stopped playing now and heard a loud knock on the door and came in this tall guy in leather covered black armor and tells me "Be quiet and go to work tomorrow." Before leaving and shutting the door which resulted in the lights being shut off.

Uhm guys I'm using my hologram phone i managed to kept hidden and I'm scared. I just heard eight boots ran in some guy's room and heard louts of screaming and i don't know where I'm at or what work they are going to have me do or who these people are. Someone help! Shit just heard bangings on my door I'm scared you guys i am afraid of whats going on OH FUCK FUCK FU-
Sorry everyone, I'm perfectly fine and normal. I just had a panick attack but these very nice and peaceful germans came in and gave me calming pills and a happy syringe and they tell me that everything will be alright. The big man in the big giant power armor told me that i will be going to a happy work tomorrow which is the industrial mining and steel facility. He was kind enough to put me into bed and tuck me in and told me good night. Don't worry I'm perfectly happy and normal everyone, no need to be concerned. I'm so excited to go to work i can't sleep I'm filled with excitement!

Glory to the Kaiser!

>Be innadeepspace
>currently settled on a tidally locked exoplanet just on the edge of US territory
>Pretty ok, but nothing's going on so I decide to take a trip into the hot zone just for kicks
>Grab exosuit, climate controlled tent, and my XCP just for kicks
>Pack all into All-Terrain Rover and move out
>Couple revolutions later, deep innadesert
>350F, constant sandstorms, but at least the star's not in my eyes when I look east.
>Decide this is as far as I go and set up a final camp in a deep ravine away from all the wind
>Go out to take some pics but before that I put a nutrition pack outside my tent to cook
>Come back later and I notice my nutrition pack is gone
>Think the wind must have somehow blown in and taken it away anyways
>Set up another nutrition pack because I got plenty. This time putting a nice big rock on it.
>Go check out some other stuff while I wait
>Come back a few minutes later
>Nutrition pack gone
>Something's feeling very off here
>Pull out my sidearm when I see something move out of the corner of my eye
>Clear the area
>Must have been a mirage from the heat or glare from the light
>Turn around and feel my heart skip
>On a nearby ledge was a creature I'd never seen
>5in teeth, scaly, white, and beady eyes, only about 20 or so feet from me
>Somehow in my adrenaline rush I was able to shoot it right in the face
>It seemed only to wound it as it let out a blood curdling scream
>try to fire again but XMP overheated
>AlphaCentariFlashback.webm
>Decide fuck this and jump on the Rover, leaving the tent behind
>GTFO though I swear the thing was following me for several miles
>Tell buds at the research facility and they think I was just seeing things

So on that note, what plasma-based pistols work better in high-heat environments than the XMP? I knew they suffered from overheat failure but only at 350F and one shot? It wasn't even dirty.

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I meant to say XMP at first. Lol. Could you imagine going innahotzone with an XCP? top kek.

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I bet you buy Gungnir Munitions on Deimos. Those cucks cant build a weapon to save their own lives, let alone yours. Good luck having a face after your under spec coil gun blows.

>Gungnirnade

Glory to the Kaiser!

>one single indication
Africa has had the most exponential growth both in economy and people/quality of life of those last decades (not that it had nothing to do w/ the shithole that it was to begin with). It's not going to stop though. They're improving and fast while the north is stagnating/recessing (china too)

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>Thread's gone quiet
>Here I am in Io almost ready to leave
>Ganymede colony went dark approx 30 hours ago and none of my friends there have contacted me
>Get encrypted-solarnet contact from buddy on Mars that several large ships have come from Earth and have begun bombardment of orbital defenses, with more heading to the Outer System

Is- Is it actually happening? The Germans have come for revenge?

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Moist nugget?
Also I see that get and that Warframe reference

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Nein fellow komeraden you are being silly just like ze frenchmen oh how silly and goofy zey are.

Now... be quiet and go to work tomorrow.

>Be me, innacryo since 2021
>get woken up by mining company after they find my pod
>I guess they feel bad after I tell them I was from the U.S.S Genesis
>Give me some weird, plastic shit I guess is what you people consider money and tell me about the state of the sol system
>Krauts have earth
>No fucking clue about the US
>Mars are a bunch of nationalist commies
>Titan is a lawless wasteland
>Tell me that I don't even want to know about the 'belt
>Drop me off at a transit station
Where the fuck am I supposed to go? I'm using a public terminal for now so any help is appreciated.

Hey guys, just got contracted to work Comms on a USR Destroyer, what am i in for? Any chance i can get promoted to tactical? Those guns look amazing

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>comms
>destroyer

You fucked up, unless your captain is smart enough to stick with the rest of the fleet, you'll get murdered if anyone gets behind you, or above you, or below, or anywhere that isnt level with your broadside

Be quiet and go to work tomorrow.

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Fuck off Kraut. I don't work for you.

Also, when the fuck did you all become weeaboos?

Leave the solar system, the colonies will soon surpass it. Better work out there anyways.

Any specific colony? You guys get to alpha centuri yet? Was where I was going until, well, you know...

Guys I was in my cubicle watching some hologram anime shows when i heard some loud bangings on my neighbor's door before i heard the door be blasted down and heard eight boots charging in and heard what sounded like a mixture of tazings and punches on my neighbor before being dragged away and on top of that i think i heard some of the guys screaming in german at my neighbor and heard someone stand outside my door and said "be quiet and do work tomorrow" before i heard the boots stomping off away. I have to get to work tomorrow but hearing that terrified me.

What the fuck just happened!?

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Kraut's probably repeating their mistakes in WW2. It's what ultimately lead to them getting fucked by shitskins back in the 2000's

Also, about the jin roh-kraut-cosplayers, the fuck is with that?

Uhm user... they learned their past mistakes and went back to full on kaiser prussia regime but with more totalitarian and authority now. Ever since they executed Merkel's great granddaughter with a tiger tank gun they went and executed all the shitskins and went over and dropped shitton of nukes that no one knew they had on israel and Palestine. They completely dominated world war three and world war four and in that war it caused the united states to issue a nationwide evacuation from earth and those left behind ended up being vessel states or just "company agent states for the german empire"

oh and china is just a speck of a country now.

Alpha Centari got raided by hostile Xenos a few times but it's pretty stable there.

Proxima is a shithole that's kinda owned by the Germans, but not as much as anywhere Sol-side

Vega is... Vega. Bunch of hippies colonized the place first because "muh mythology" You'd think that sort of religious bullshit would have been extinguished a century ago.

Tau Cetti, Kepler 62, and Trappist are all comfy and well settled systems. Mostly former US colonies working together. If you're murican, you'll fit right in there.

But your best bet is to go to what you would have called Gilese 667 back in the day. That place is booming now and a major trading system for the outer colonies. Gun laws a best too.

>the fuck is with that?

Lack of creativity.

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Thanks, I'll take you up on Gilese 667. What do you guys call it nowadays?

>not knowing Jow Forums was an anime image board in the first place
Newsoy

Or you can go and get your free one way trip ticket to the Deutschland Empire just like this guy here says! I hear it is very nice and wonderful for work loving people and everyone loves to work because hard work is happy work! Don't listen to these silly people here Because they are very silly and goofy hahaha.

Be sure to go directly to the german agency office and get your papers so you don't get lost or get in trouble now :^)

Fuckin' hell, shit doesn't change does it?

Fuck off kraut, go suck the Kaisers dick.

Bob.

I'm not even joking.

The guy who led the first settling ship was a big fan of very old movies. It was in fucking 2 dimensional animation of all things! Drawn on paper! (though considering your age, that may seem more recent to you.)

Wait, that's from Titan A.E. Fuck it, ticket is the cheapest too. Will post when I get there. Auf Wiedersehen kraut shills!

Bobber here.

Please stop laughing at us.

We've been trying to get the name changed for years.

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Nope.

Nah man, I kinda like it.

"HALT!!! Now show me your identification papers, please"

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>Titan A.E.
Fuck that brings back memories. I know what im looking for in the holo-archives this night-cycle

Hey, at least that guy was creative with names. The "Miguel and Tulio" binary system is great.

Meanwhile all the science colonies keep using some strange ancient cultural name like planet Kellog or the McDonald system. Who the fuck was McDonald?!

The McDonald's were 2 brothers who made a Fast-food restaurant. With some help, It became a global franchise.

No thanks Kraut weeb, I'm not in your space anymore

Then got fucked over by a fucking fat jew agent and took the credit in his own name leaving the other two guys die in poverty.

Yep.

>Naming a system after fucking burgers
Goddamn Americans.

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Goddamn, future Americans sound like every stereotype ever made about us.

When you control half of the galaxy either directly or by proxy, you stop giving a shit about what other people think of you.

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So what kinda xenos you guys have here in 2218?

None left or theyre hiding in this timeline
Spear of Orion advance forces wiped them all out

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Fuck yeah

>two dudes in white spacesuits visited my colony orbiting station the other day to try and convert people to their religion

Fucking space mormons. You got your "Kolob" planet. Just leave us be!

"We have read your notes and have monitored the area of your place for the past seven days abd have taken note of the issue along with the recorded audios of the conversations you and them have had. Don't worry we will deal with the trespassers and discipline them without excuses. Now you don't have to worry you are safe and free, make sure you go visit your mother in the next monday and be sure to tell your father you love him.

Now go be quiet and go to work tomorrow, don't be late.

Stop making these fucking worthless threads you nigger

Fuck you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This faggot doesn't like fun

>(you)

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Goddamn I hate the krauts but i hate the communists on the mars even more

Idk which one i should hate more!

So guys I managed to get myself a work visa to work in the german empire and finally got my papers since it was not easy and it was an eight hour process but finally got my paper but it's all in Hochdeutsch which is a very hard fucking language to learn but to these guys it's like it's english to them as in piss easy. Anyways got myself as a post guard for the immigration office and it is unbelievable over here. I have seen things i wish i have not seen before but the most that disturbed me was the time a guy was literally shot in the knee cap and dragged outside and shot infront of everyone all without hesitation.

>be standing beside the immigration officer
>try not to look at him but I can feel his disgust towards me through his cold expressionless face
>suddenly heard the stormtrooper outside open the door and push in the new guy
>the officer speaks in english and says "now why do you wish to migrate to the Deutschland Empire?"
>the guy stutters and says "Because I want to make a better pay an-" before he can finish the officer cuts him off and yells into his face "DO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WALTS INTO OUR GLORIOUS NATION AND JUST STEAL OUR WEALTH JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT PAY? NO ONE HERE WORKS JUST FOR PAY HERE BUT THEY WORK TO SERVE THE EMPIRE AND THE KAISER HIMSELF! DO YOU HEAR ME!"
>legit jumped from the guy's sudden yelling at the new guy for saying he wants to move here for better pay
>the guy then says "sorry sir I'm sorry! I do want to work for the empire and the Kaiser himself! Please don't hurt me."
>the officer leans back and tells him "give me one good reason why i should let you into my country?" After he says this he pulls out this really old pistol that apparently shoots these small rounds 9mm I think and the guy is shaking at this point
>guy stutters and says "because I wish to live in the german empire and serve?"
>the officer looks at the guy and stands up then tells the guy to stand up
>continue

>the officer then demands the guy to speak in perfect german and to say in german "I will serve the german empire and I will serve the Kaiser with my own life"
>the guy tries to say this in german but fucks up on the Kaiser by saying "keyser" by accident which to the officer it literally means as an insult if you mispronounced the word Kaiser
>the officer then aims at the kneecap and shoots him
>the guy falls down crying and the officer shouts something in german and there comes the stormtrooper and he drags the guy by the neck towards outside
>the officer looks at me and tells me to "follow" and i did as I was instructed
>the officer comes outside and tells everyone in english "To those who only come for a quick pay and easy access to be lazy, you must leave now or you will end up like this pathetic thing right here!"
>he takes the gun and shoots the guy in the head and says "if you wish to come here to work and serve for the german empire and to provide all your effort to insure that the integrity of this empire stays strong and to serve the Kaiser himself are accepted but do not make the same mistake as this rat here made!"
>the officer then unloads six rounds into the dead guy before reloading and holstered his pistol
>the officer then turns to me and whispers "you should be glad that your are only a visa worker or I would have to put you in your place myself. Don't aggravate me." Before he walked back into his office
>the stormtroopers walked up and just dragged the dead body and threw the body into the dumpster and next thing I hearis the officer yelling "BRING IN THE NEXT VISITOR NOW!"
>rest of the day was intense and stress inducing

Just got back to my cubicle room and using proxies to make this post. It is terrifying here and they make you take these "happy" syringes if you are seen as if you are not happy about your work so i have to pretend that i am happy and excited to get up at five to go to work and leave at seven. Krauts are not human!

That's pretty fucked up but can someone answer my question here.

Is the immigration system easier and saferin the people's republic of mars or should i bite the bullet and take my chances at Deutschland Empire?