This guy is sitting in your hallway outside your room. What do?
This guy is sitting in your hallway outside your room. What do?
offer him a jelly doughnut
>This guy is sitting in your hallway outside your room. What do?
Talk him out of his rifle, and invite him over to play vidya.
>"Dude, did you install some free toilets in my hallway? That's awesome! Let me grab you a beer."
commence the anal annihilation
Jack off on his big gay head.
Sauce?
Wait a bit, problem will take care of its self
smack him with a pillowcase and a bar of soap
[Mado] Kinkyorirenai | Abs-solutely Close-Range Love (COMIC Anthurium 2017-05) [English] [Team Koinaka] [Digital]
t. Tomboy doujin aficionado
Keep walking because he probably has an issue with some random dickhead.
Get a grip, cunt.
Get a bar of soap and a towel and charge.
ask him if he's having a malfunction
ask him if Mummy and Daddy gave him enough attention as a child.
spooky
That one actually got me. Have a (you).
>no toilet stalls
Did they actually shit in front of each other?
i am unreasonably prepared for this
Tell him, to go fuck yourself with Law and Order... and then give him a bowl of eggs.
Also I'll grab his "M16"
Yes, Boot Camp will completely destroy any sort of "modesty" you ever had, showering with 50+ dudes you just roll with it.
>hurr smash my boipucci
Pop a boner in the shower, I fucking DARE you.
Yep, otherwise recruits will lock themselves in cubicles and wank themselves into a coma
i had a good life
I was so sad here, I fucking loved the drill sergeant.
>Pop a boner in the shower, I fucking DARE you.
Green text of a bunch of DS's crouched over a private's boner screaming at it till it goes down anyone?
I had a supervisor and he said when he went through boot, he walked out of the shower and nearly bumped into a DS, and she made him do pushups while yelling at him and he said it got super awkward after the tip started brushing against the deck and he popped a bonner from her yelling at him
The actor recently passed away.. his roll in full metal was one to remember
Vibrate so violently that I become naked and age 80 years physically.
>Tomboy doujin aficionado
Based
Just a heads up I just saw a doujin by the same artist where a girl kills and eats a woman, so yeah, be careful looking up past work