This guy is sitting in your hallway outside your room. What do?

This guy is sitting in your hallway outside your room. What do?

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offer him a jelly doughnut

>This guy is sitting in your hallway outside your room. What do?
Talk him out of his rifle, and invite him over to play vidya.

>"Dude, did you install some free toilets in my hallway? That's awesome! Let me grab you a beer."

commence the anal annihilation

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Jack off on his big gay head.

Sauce?

Wait a bit, problem will take care of its self

smack him with a pillowcase and a bar of soap

[Mado] Kinkyorirenai | Abs-solutely Close-Range Love (COMIC Anthurium 2017-05) [English] [Team Koinaka] [Digital]

t. Tomboy doujin aficionado

Keep walking because he probably has an issue with some random dickhead.

Get a grip, cunt.

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Get a bar of soap and a towel and charge.

ask him if he's having a malfunction

ask him if Mummy and Daddy gave him enough attention as a child.

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spooky

That one actually got me. Have a (you).

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>no toilet stalls

Did they actually shit in front of each other?

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i am unreasonably prepared for this

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Tell him, to go fuck yourself with Law and Order... and then give him a bowl of eggs.
Also I'll grab his "M16"

Yes, Boot Camp will completely destroy any sort of "modesty" you ever had, showering with 50+ dudes you just roll with it.
>hurr smash my boipucci
Pop a boner in the shower, I fucking DARE you.

Yep, otherwise recruits will lock themselves in cubicles and wank themselves into a coma

i had a good life

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I was so sad here, I fucking loved the drill sergeant.

>Pop a boner in the shower, I fucking DARE you.
Green text of a bunch of DS's crouched over a private's boner screaming at it till it goes down anyone?

I had a supervisor and he said when he went through boot, he walked out of the shower and nearly bumped into a DS, and she made him do pushups while yelling at him and he said it got super awkward after the tip started brushing against the deck and he popped a bonner from her yelling at him

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The actor recently passed away.. his roll in full metal was one to remember

Vibrate so violently that I become naked and age 80 years physically.

>Tomboy doujin aficionado
Based

Just a heads up I just saw a doujin by the same artist where a girl kills and eats a woman, so yeah, be careful looking up past work