Alright the zombie apocalypse has finally happened and the world you know it is absolutely fucked but you managed to survive and escape the zombies but you are alone and defenseless but you see three groups in far distance away from you that you are able to pair up with but you can only pair up with one group only.
>the first group are a group of communist militia survivalists (not the antifa fags we are talking about actual communists here as in karl marx type of communists). They are equipped with AK47, Mosin Nagants, Makarov, a fucking RPG7 and other communist affiliated weapons. >this group will gladly accept you in and will see you as a brother to them and will insure that you survive through the apocalypse. The group will establish a community based on karl marx's ideals and the ideal of taking supplies and control for personal use is strictly forbidden since the supplies are made for everyone in the community and not for one selfish worth
>the second group are the Nazis that have extreme fascist ideals and they are armed with Kar98, Stg44, luger, panzershreck and other fascist affiliated weapons >this group will be hostile on your approach but will not kill you and will take you in their group and will treat you as inferior to them and they can't guaranty your survival but if you make it through they will consider you to be of worth. >the community by this group will be based on totalitarian state ideal and all the decisions and plannings will go through one highest ranking member only and eveyone is expected to meet the facist quota but if one fails to do so the failer will be executed
>the third group is actually a single person and he is Antman from this board and he is armed with ants and a hatchet and you are treated as a stranger >he plans to build a community basically so not much else to say here except he will need another man to help him in recruiting more people to his cause
Nazis would be more tribalist, so as long as you're not some savage/cretura/Jew rat (can't be trusted as they're non-virtuous by nature) you're g2g. They respected everyone from Japanese to Muslims so long as they took pride in themselves and we're capable of great accomplishments. You are an ally to them if you live by honor and virtue. If you're a degenerate savage there's no reason to be your ally, you would betray them so why should they automatically trust you (which the commies would make the mistake of doing).
Either way I'd pick the dumbass commies and shill their easily shillable asses into being my slaves.
Landon Hall
Join the Marxist society Become leader: “in these trying times, it would be suicide to not have someone lead. Until we get a good base up and running smoothly.” Never step down
Blake Phillips
antman horrifies me
the communists might actually make something of themselves because they'd be running a small-scale commune
the fascists might be meanies, but fascism WORKS, even if it's r00d
i choose fascists for all that 9x19 and the Stg44 (assuming unlimited ammo?)
David Morales
based Stalinist
Carson Martinez
Why does antman horrify you?
I rather just go with antman than to deal with Jow Forumstards and /b/tards
Wyatt Turner
Oh look, another impending political shitstorm thread clumsily disguised as something about weapons.
Form my own group by rescuing friendly survivors that are caught in the middle. I give them food in exchange for their support. When I have enough survivors (enough to sustain a permanent population), we hijack a boat and find an island in the Caribbean. We defend our island to the death and rebuild civilization from there.
Joining some fringe group is kind of stupid because tribes and gangs will always find a way to make you their bitch if you aren't good at manipulating your way to the top. Even if you are loyal, you'll always end up clearing minefields or cleaning up their own shit.
Nolan Martin
this. form a group and call them the chad centrists. all other gangs will get you into some retarded gang warfare with other ideological groups rather than just surviving the zombie apocalypse
Colton Scott
Not to be a wet blanket, but it's ambitious to think that you're going to be able to deliberately change your group's dynamic from a hunter-gather band of survivors into a fully-functional agrarian society in a region you are totally unfamiliar with.
Adrian Allen
Bumping just for you
Connor Cooper
Not Marvel's Ant-Man, the Jow Forums antman that breaks the limbs of frogs and leaves them to ants.
Work with Antman to create a guerilla team and kill the rest of the communists off the face of the earth (since most who believe in communism will be soiboys and larping faggots so their forces will be overwhelmed/scared very easily ) and take all their guns with the help of the recruited fascists. Give the facists the land out east and the rest of the commie niggers land and me and antmans community will live out west with guns, freedom, and agriculture as our ideology/way of life. Then 100 years of trading and defense pacts to each others countries will eventually make our countries prosper again until we have finally defeated the zombie menace and live happily forever in a world free from Zombie fags and Commie Fags.
he breaks frogs so the nazis will break his legs and leave him for dead
Anthony Jenkins
is this utopia you talking about ? might as well jerk off and make robots to fight zombies
Aaron Hall
How about option four: >Obtain u-haul truck >Obtain undead and fill back of truck, tie heavy rope to handle of overhead door and run over top to a hole in the roof of the cab so that the driver can open it from inside the cab > Repeat.
You now have a weapon to surpass metal gear. Now: >Approach commies, convince them to assault NAZIs, seeing as they are weak-minded enough to be commies, shouldn't be hard >Be sure to underestimate NAZI numbers and armament. >Tell Ant-Man the commies and Nazis are fighting, could be a threat to him, convince him to help me eliminate the threat.
Now that I have close-ant-support the fun begins.
>Zombie-bomb the firefight. Coordinate timing with the CAS so that the truck hits after major targets (launchers, then nearby SMG or assault rifle gunners) are eliminated >Didi mao the fuck out of the fray, obtain a pair of AKMs from dead Gunners on the way out, arm Ant-Man and myself, wait for the fighting to die down (attack should be orchestrated at dusk) at night then move in quiet, mopping up, anyone who can't be recruited with a pre-canned "March to victory or die like a dog" offer gets summarily executed. >Finish the NAZI compound, then move on the commie compound and make sure no combatants survive
Tada, you eliminated two potential threats (Nazis and "muh living space" and the commies because they're inhuman swine) and built a force of your own to secure the best available location and supples, as well as part of the passive threat of ambient undead
Jonathan Cox
Same user that wrote this post.
It helps to have training and knowledge on how to do this shit.
Yes I'm very much pro-scorched earth when it comes to threats, and those two ideologies are threats to my own, as well as each other. Would you allow yourself to get caught in the crossfire or would you take the initiative and preemptively secure your own safety?
If you would wait for THEM to attack you first, when they outnumber and out gun you, you are a fool. Hit first, hit hard, hit from a blind spot
Lucas Ross
Name of movie from pic?
Ian Lewis
Hardcore Henry Good movie, if you can ignore the simple plot. The ending is still one of my favorite scenes, from any movie
Jace Phillips
I want to be ant man's heterosexual life partner
Andrew Price
nazis aren't more fascist than communists, it's the reverse. nazis are leftist but communists are further left. quit shitting up the board with your cock sucking marxism horse shit
Adam Hernandez
the alt center
Jaxon Thompson
Agree with Nazis more ideologically, but they aren't going to be total pushovers. >infiltrate Communist camp >impregnate their women under the cover of darkness >begin slitting throats and stockpiling weapons away from the camp >blame deaths on the Nazis next door >keep sabotaging shit and killing important and beloved members of the community >rile them up to go attack Nazis once their numbers are depleted and they're low on ammunition and supplies >sneak off as they're leaving to go bum rush Wehraboos >follow them, ambush supporting defending Nazis >after the Commies are all dead trade weapons and supplies stolen from Commies to Nazis and offer a pact of friendship with my clan of pregnant basedboy widows >become God King of the Realm of Arkansas, Texas, Louisiana, ruling atop my throne from South Padre Island >if you will come to me in peace, as a friend, I will offer food, spirits, women, weapons, and my own blood if need be >come to me in war and I will cuck you, steal your shit, and murder you to death just for being a dirty fucking commie
Matthew Fisher
>basedboy basedboy**
I guess they're based, in death they've provided me with free guns and tight SJW pussy
Caleb Peterson
Oh. I see. I miss roodypoo and candyass.
Liam Butler
I join antman and help him to eliminate the totalitarian scourge from these lands.
It's a stretch, but you'd be surprised what human intelligence can do when it works in certain situations.
Andrew Sanders
OPie has the worst command of English I have seen here in decades, must be a Commie
Hunter Stewart
>the chad centricists I like it, fellow user
Jace Fisher
>go with antman and go around and enslave other random survivors >build enough force to fight against the communists but hold back >get semi truck and a trailer and make it be able to be open from the inside of the cabin >load up the zombies and pack it full >go sneak into the nazi camp at night and graffiti everything in pro communism and steal their shit >do this more times until the Nazis decide to go and attack the communists >after the Nazis are either killed off or are in small numbers and the communists are either dead or in low numbers is when the truck of peace comes into the crowd >unhinged the trailer and hit the unlock button then fuck off as the trailer gives birth to fuckton of zombies >both commies and nazis are dead >established myself a warlord and make antman the warlord second in command and the general of the now warboys >we go to war against the other survivors
Eli Parker
Radical centrism up in this bitch.
Jose Wright
I just whip out the Trail Snake Survival Kit and go on my own.
Cooper Reyes
oh look, a communist agitator decided to make a serious but with tongue-in-cheek thread using Jow Forums related memes and humor to trick people into casually endorsing communism
no, fuck off, pinko scum
Oliver Ward
>resources limited and ethnic tensions arise >a caste system naturally forms, with shitskins doing more menial labor >resentment builds >policies put into place to enforce social cohesion >economic migrants arrive >the next hurricane season wipes out attempts at forming civilization anyway >eventually die of malaria >”at least we’re not zombies!”
I will form another group that unites the commies and fascists. We will crush all jewish zombies and implement rational Bismarckian socialist policies to appease the commies. Revisionist marxists, syndicalists, falangists, and fascists work side by side in brotherhood, and humanity enters a new golden age, rising from the rubble of a decadent, fallen neoliberal Babylon.
Jace Sullivan
Considering that communists and fascists hate each other, that would be a bit more technical. Communists always think about humanitarianism and fascists want to stabilize things at any costs.
Dylan Richardson
Also, my ground model was from the holocaust move Defiance. Not 100% accurate, but the main idea is there.
Aiden Evans
Obviously I join the communists, execute half of them and starve the other half to death while I eat like a king. As Marx intended.
I don't pair up. I find a quiet cabin out in the woods somewhere, probably in the mountains, and I live my life in piece
Tyler Gray
If the Nazis are eugenics-style supremacists I would probably have to side with Antman. I hate niggers and communists (Jews) and I love /sig/, but stormfags hate Christ and their ideology wouldn't have lasted. At least Antman is a Christian and browses Jow Forums so it's reasonable to believe he has done well above average prepping for this shit. I would form an alliance with the stormfags and Pinochet the commies.
Kevin Bennett
this desu >not wanting to build an army with antman >not wanting weaponized ant armies >not wanting ants to act as sentries for you >not want to become the Antagonizer's right hand >why even live?
Blake Martinez
Nazbol GANG
Bentley Hill
I would join the Communists so I wouldn't have to do any work but could still reap the benefits of other's work, but things would get dicey once the famine sets in
Robert Brown
You have to be 18 to post here. That's the only (you) you're getting.
Jacob Cooper
>>the first group are a group of communist militia survivalists (not the antifa fags we are talking about actual communists here as in karl marx type of communists). I infiltrate long enough to kill every last one of these idiots because they are fucking communists and it just never works. You prove that by posting this. >>The group will establish a community based on karl marx's ideals and the ideal of taking supplies and control for personal use is strictly forbidden since the supplies are made for everyone in the community and not for one selfish worth PS OP, Karl Marx never put a single day of hard labor in ..literally not one in his whole life. Even back before communism ever existed commies depended on trust fund babies for their supper. FUCK COMMUNISM
I have to choose the naziboos because in my mind a totalitarian system is the onlyu one that would work and for no other reason because fuck nazis.
Antman should be shot on site no matter the threat level from zombies, sick fuck that he is.
>Oh look, another impending political shitstorm thread clumsily disguised as something about weapons. Oh it is much much more vile than /pol./ leeching into our beloved well mannered. exceedingly polite community. It is in fact an antman thread cleverly disguised and a cleverly disguised Jow Forums thread. Nothing worse than antman threads. >Why does antman horrify you Why so you ask antman
Unrelated but important. It pleases me that most of Jow Forums hates commies and nazis about equally.
You'd still need to read up on deep-sea and beach fishing if you don't know about it already. If you can figure out local food sources, know enough to efficiently distill ocean water and separate salt for curing, and have a wide enough range of soil-appropriate crops, you might make it.
Sailing is a whole other issue, though. I don't know what sort of fuel large boats use, but it's eventually going to denature and run poorly.
>commies >nazis Wow some choices. I want to sign up with the Ugandan militia and slaughter faggots for spreading aids and destroying the social fabric of society. If you don’t like that, then you’re a racist nazi who wants government thugs to force you at gunpoint to bake some fag cake. So they can set a precedent for themselves in forcing you to do other things against your conscience as well.
Tl;dr I support based niggas with machetes over OP’s groups
>the first group are a group of communist You lost me there, fuck commies. >the second group are the nazis Had me there, instantly in love with the group.
