How Jow Forums is Bond?
How Jow Forums is Bond?
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Luke Gonzalez
>British
>gets laid
>walther
0%
Camden Phillips
Kek
James Morgan
More Jow Forums than Jow Forums has ever been.
That's how Jow Forums James Bond is.
The old Bond films display a vision of personal freedom that is fucking alien and inspires deep envy for most people.
A day when you didn't have to have an anal cavity search to carry a firearm onto a train/plane.
Xavier Howard
>went across us canada border with gun
>not anally violated
Anthony Green
>380
Camden Miller
>be top tier british spy
>need a license to kill
Jaxson Bailey
you need a license to watch TV over there!
Brandon Cook
Not really Jow Forums but that's good desu. He was a suave worldly womanizer, only thing he did that really had relevance to this board was carry an ASP.
Ryder Young
Hey. The American CIA swear by it.
Jayden Evans
Are you serious? Everyfuckingthing Bond did was Jow Forums as fuck, including banging all the hot women.
Owen Green
>banging all the hot women.
>Jow Forums as fuck
Isaiah Torres
faggotry has no place here
Brandon Gonzalez
>thinks its faggotry
>sits in mom's basement arguing on k
>going to beat his meat off to hentai in 2 minutes
Nicholas Young
Hentai is gross user, and so are the people who partaketh of it.
Bentley Cox
This is a board populated by shut-ins, furries and homosexuals. I'm not denying that James Bond is cool, but he has very little to do with this place beyond his choice of carry gun and some of the older gadgets.
Adrian Green
Ryder Reyes
Here's the thing. I remember pissing in the toilet at the same time as my older brother and my dad. We made a game of it. I alse remember thinking how weird it was that my dick looked different than theirs.
Anyway, I'm now 44, completely hetero, married with 2 kids
I also fingered a 6 year old girl when i was 14, but only becaise she asked me, and also sucked her little brother's cock the same year because he won a game of mouse trap
Other than that, completely well adjusted
Wyatt Sanchez
Bond is the least Jow Forums of movie spies. He's all about stealth, infiltration, and seduction. He's not an assassin like Jason Bourne, or a tornado of death like John Wick. In the traditional spy sense, his objective is to not be caught, and if shooting breaks out, he's failed at that.
Brandon Lewis
>I also fingered a 6 year old girl when i was 14, but only becaise she asked me, and also sucked her little brother's cock the same year because he won a game of mouse trap
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Thomas Bell
Homos get go
Daniel Lee
James Ward
Oi where's your license to murd'r mate?
ohhhh you dont have a license to kill huh mate? well youre not pakistani so it's off to the prison for you unless you speak hebrew or show me a free mason ring right now you despicable straight white male.
thats how kay james bond is.
Noah Evans
>I also fingered a 6 year old girl when i was 14, but only becaise she asked me, and also sucked her little brother's cock the same year because he won a game of mouse trap
>Other than that, completely well adjusted
Ayden Torres
>banging all the hot women (male)
Fixed
Bentley Parker
>I also fingered a 6 year old girl when i was 14, but only becaise she asked me, and also sucked her little brother's cock the same year because he won a game of mouse trap
I don't believe you.
Ryder Perry
OI M8 U GOT UR KILLIN LICENSE?
Tyler Ramirez
This
Gabriel Hill
>License to kill is a literal, physical license like a driver license.
Find a dictionary and look beyond the first definition, please.
Gavin Robinson
this is anerica we dont need dicktionaries
James Young
>hello, this is Eric from Iraqveteran8888 here with my friends from the internet
Brandon Roberts
>department of Telly
My poor sides, I wasn't ready for this.
Kayden King
>but only beaise she asked me
>because he won a game of mouse trap
my sides, i'm fucking dying. last time i literally laughed out lout was years ago.
10/10
gas chamber/10 if you haldn't been joking
Benjamin Mitchell
Fpbp
Cameron Perez
Truly a magical place.
Henry Gutierrez
Brosnan is best Bond and had the best Bond gun.
Fight me.
Kevin James
>ends up doing B grade musicals and commercials for a shopping chain
You mush be joking.
Aiden Morris
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It's almost implied to be an official status.
Leo Reyes
Brosnan was the one of best Bonds paired up with some of the worst writers/directors.
To be fair GoldenEye was one of the best, but it was still only one good film out of 4.
Gabriel Cook
I’ve always liked Brosnan. I felt like he really fit the “suave womanizing secret agent” thing.
Bond movies kinda took a heavy turn to the cheesier side during his time, however. They hold a special place in my heart, but I gotta acknowledge their shortcomings.
Adam Perry
I like Connery best, followed by Moore and Craig tied for second. Brosnan is good, and the others not named here aren’t worth naming.
Jayden Moore
Just because 90% of Jow Forums are fat ugly NEETs doesnt mean their are a few alpha chads like me who get model tier poon.
Im just autistic and high IQ so I like talking to my other spergs on the chan.
Jason Ramirez
>playing pretend on a polynesian fishing bait comparison phpbb forum
Landon Bailey
Douglas Reynholm, bangs traps and shoots himself in the leg with a sweet old Webley. Seems pretty Jow Forums to me.
Luis Phillips
>How Jow Forums is Bond?
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Luke Wilson
Moore > George Lazenby > Connery
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Dalton suffered from horrible scripts and Brosnan's movies were retarded.
Craig is good but hasn't stood the test of time yet.
Jordan Lee
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>I've been informed of everything you've done for my daughter.
>everything?
Evan Lopez
> MI6 seeks to recruit more women and ethnic minorities in first ever TV advert
> Secret Intelligence Service is relaxing the rules of entry to help in search for new recruits
> MI6’s first ever television advertisement is aimed at attracting recruits from ethnic minorities and women, and breaking stereotypes. An official said: “We are making our Services’ nationality rules slightly more flexible to support our diversity agenda and a wider selection of candidates.”
> MI6 have won a number of awards in recent years for promoting gender and ethnic equality. The latest figures, however, show that more progress needs to be made on both racial and gender balance.
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White mail git out! Reeeeeeeeee!
Ethan Foster
Landon Morgan
Actually that makes since, you don't hide white males in Africa very easily.
Christian Young
You'd think so but it's diversity in senior management roles they want to increase, not field office spooks. They want diversity hires.
> Overall, women make up 24.1 per cent in the senior civil service grade and 37.8 per cent among the non-senior category. There is not a single black or other ethnic minority member of the service’s senior staff and that group makes up just 6.8 per cent of the non-senior workforce.
Evan Bennett
>hire smoking hot Arabic female agent
>send her to the Middle East
>have her fuck her way into getting useful information
As the other user said, that’d be kind of hard for a White British guy to do in Saudi Arabia
Blake Powell
Not at all. Pretty much all of the bond actors are anti gun british cucks.
Ian Fleming was pretty badass, probably more badass than bond.
THIS guy is the only reason there is any Jow Forums material in bond movies
heraldscotland.com
Look him up on youtube. There's one video of him describing guns of james bond and the first thing he does is draw a revolver and shoot a wooden cabinet in his own room.
Liam Wright
In the books? 9/10
In the movies? 2/10
Levi Sullivan
You're fooling yourself, this is cuck island. They're going to hire fat middle-aged feminists that will waste everybody's time with mandatory exclusivity training. They're going to be shit at their job like they are in the police, military, fire stations, tech and every job where they're hired to fill a pussy quota. Diversity hires are always awful.
Kevin Martin
>exclusivity
*inclusivity
Luis Baker
You won't burger my sister this time, you stupid prick
Evan Campbell
These are the words of a dictatorship. Fuckin' quotas.
Bentley Rivera
What?
James Bell
Best bond song coming through
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Blake Hughes
put me in the screencap
Chase Jackson
None of these men are attractive.
Camden Richardson
The core concept of Bond is a relict. Guns aside, he has as much to do with modern day Jow Forums as Oliver North.
He's a hold over from cold war mentality that operates unilaterally in 3rd world shitholes, always with the ghost of the Soviet espionage apparatus operating in the background. The hyper competant criminal org only showed up in later books.
Morality aside, I'm teriibly jealous of the guys that got to run around playing Masters of the Universe in the ME and South America.
Hudson Scott
Everything or Nothing was 10/10
John Kelly
Timothy dalton in The living daylights was amazing. Too bad License to Kill was a shitty cheesy 80s flick. Fun in its own way, I guess, but a total 180 from living daylights.
I liked Brosnan a lot. My first bond movie was goldeneye, so it’s my favorite, even though it’s prerty cheesy. The world is not enough is decent, and has probably one of the best songs, same with tomorrow never dies. The kind of over the top plots are very iconic of that era.
Craig is probably the best bond, or at the very least the best utilized. His character is written very well for his style, and the plots are generally good.
Matthew Carter
Parker Cook
Can shoot good
Bangs women
Isnt a furry
Not Jow Forums at all m8
Carson Bailey
Connor Carter
>jolly good can opener
Heh
Angel Mitchell
Moore movies were so corny and over the top, it was Austin Powers before Austin Powers.
Robert Cook
The next James Bond is going to be a black muslim woman.
Kevin Wood
Chase Harris
God i love this place
Nice one tho
Daniel Martin
In a good way though. No invisible car bullshit but the man with the golden gun and moonraker were two of the best and easily make-up the golden age of Bond films.
I'm sorry but Connery's movies were much worse.
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Robert Ramirez
>The world is not enough is decent, and has probably one of the best songs
It's literally garbage.
Christopher Davis
I heard it in a film review speak that the old bond was an rise against normal male gender roll in sheeple society that man hates to go home to the job they hate and to the wife that they neg
Logan Carter
I liked Nightfire more, but all the Brosnan games were golden.
Austin Wilson
AS FUCK
as long as were talking about Sean Connery and that newer blond dude. The new trans nigger there going to have play next is not k as fuck and all the other 007s are various levels of “sort of” and “not k as fuck”
Ryan Cruz
I think that's typical post modern over-analysis. It was just a cool male power fantasy, there was never any indictment of those that lived mundane lives. Challenging normal gender roles is something that would never have factored into the equation for Fleming, he was just running good PR for MI5 and MI6.
Luis Martinez
Agreed, Bond has only ever been about the male fantasy.
Zachary Robinson
>trans nigger as bond
???
Nathan Green
Apply KSG directly to forehead
Levi Perez
>Other than that, completely well adjusted
Blake Adams
Bentley Hernandez
>Other than that, completely well adjusted
Matthew Hall
Gabriel Brooks
Michael Powell
I'm beginning to believe that homosexuals and pedophiles are the same.
Jose Hill
one of the best lines ever,
"That's a S&W, and you've had you 6"
as he empties the gun into his would be Murderer
Ian Butler
Xavier Campbell
Owen Jenkins
Huh. What's this from? I'm intrigued. Is it any good?
Ryan Edwards
It is a great line, unfortunately the guy in the scene is carrying a M911 so he should have at least 7.
Elijah Thompson
Dalton >Craig/Connery>Lazenby>Brosnan>Moore
Caleb Bennett
A Bridge Too Far, It's a Very Good WWII Movie with a lot of famous actors
Christopher Bell
>Navy giving LGBT presentation
This is nothing out of the ordinary for squids
Connor Barnes
Madness.
Connery is the best Bond by a wide margin.
Jaxon Robinson
Austin Brown
The only K thing in the entire series happens off-screen when he gets his 00 number by shooting some Jap in New York with a M-700 along with another MI sniper.
For the first 3 books he uses a .25 Beretta for Christ sakes.
>Here's something that ought to really blow your mind
Ian Fleming controlled 2 spies in America during WW2. Their main purpose was to sway public opinion against the Germans before America got involved. This was accomplished by cucking and blackmailing newspaper and magazine editors.
MI revealed (after the customary 70 year blackout) that one of Ian Fleming's two spies was Roald Dahl.
Literally, the guy that wrote Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and James and the Giant Peach was James Bond.
Adrian Garcia
What do you mean by "cucking"? Do you mean they were literally seducing and fucking editors' wives?