Alright Jow Forums, it's midnight and you're getting a craving for cosmic brownies...

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Literally had worst aim ever. Worse than an XCOM rookie. I'd just stand still and watch him miss.

call him a faggot and watch as he misses with his 2 shotguns

>carrying anything other than a C96

Ignore his futile attempts to shoot me, throw a 5 dollar bill down on the register and leave.

>look him dead In the eyes and smile
>"do a flip faggot"
>walk away laughing and leave

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I stand still and laugh as he misses every shot

>Carrying a C96 that ISN'T an M714 for the detachable box magazine.
Kys yourself.

stand completely still and do my best impression of a milk jug so he can't hit me

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Probably snatch the gun like in this scene, and probably succeed.

ask him if he wants some cosmic brownies.
I really don't mind sharing.

Yank the shotgun out of his weak arms and club him in the face with it.

He was a real bitch.

I can't imagine how much pain the people he killed were in. he was such a bad shot it probably took him like 5 rounds per person.

He used cheap birdshot too if I recall. I can't imagine how many shots of birdshot it would take before you bled out enough to die.

He used birdshot, too, IIRC.

And yet, Tranny Phantom isn't as pitifully performing as the Couch Cuck.

fuuuuck that's horrible. what a pathetic piece of shit. any incels reading this, please just kill yourself in your basement it will be the last decent thing you do.

I don't think he was an incel, if I remember correctly he was just batshit insane.

>actually used birdshot
>shitty hip firing
It's hilarious how stupid this guy was, but must have sucked for his victims.

Can i get a sauce on whoever that is? She makes my peepee twich in a good way

he was trans and severely autistic, he didn't give a fuck about roasties.

this

Kick him in the dick then shoot him its not that hard

nah he used buckshot, he just fired like 60 shots because he sucked dick at aiming
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Grab bags of onions and hit the bitch with them, the sudden testosterone levels would explode it's fucking heart.

Holy shit that fucking twink really cant shoot for shit

>Walk into convenience store.
>Epic craving for cosmic brownies, milk, and maybe some ho-ho's.
>Some Kid not a day over 16 pulls out shotgun, Shoves it in your face, begins screaming
>"I WANT ALL DA MONIES, WATCHES, WALLET, 1ST BORN"
>Situational-Awareness Matrix-style slow-mo kicks in.
>Shotgun is 6 inches from face.
>Finger is on shotgun trigger.
>Cashier huddled behind counter, nobody else in store or on the way in. Kid is alone.
>Head shifts left, Right arm, grab front stock of gun.
>Gun goes off.
>Lockable Glass Rack of Boo's, beer salt, and random impulse buy items explodes, showering the floor.
>Kid loses grip, you pull shotgun, trip kid into mess of shattered glass and alchohol.
>Rack Chamber, Confirm New Round, Safety off, Eye on sight, Point gun at kid, Finger on Trigger.
>"NO! NO! NO! PLEASE. I WAS ONLY LOOKING FOR CIGARETTES!"
>Kid writhing around in the mess.
>Entire Store smells like a frat party keggar except the keg was full of 100 proof whiskey.
>Pull pack of smokes out of pocket, tosses at kid.
>"TPut one in your mouth."
>Kid takes cigarette, puts it in mouth shaking like a meth addict in withdrawl.
>Throw the kid a lighter.
>"Now, Light it."
>Kid lights cigarette, starts his arm on fire, begins screaming.
>Shoot Pelvis, more screaming.
>Pick up basket next to door.
>Head to Candy Aisle, Full basket with cosmic brownies, ho'hos and 2 gallons of milk.
>More screaming.
>Whole Floor area is on fire, celieng tile is melting.
>Put basket on counter, Indian huddled behind it praying to vishnu.
>"Get up."
>A Very terrified indian man stands up, hands raised. Speechless.
>Rack all the rounds out of the shotgun one by one onto the floor behind him.
>Welcome to America, here's your first shotgun. Some kid does that again, shoot him.
>Reach behind counter, grab pack of smokes and a lighter.
>Light Cigarette. Put on shades.
>Head out door with loot.
>On the way home, see fire department and cops pass by.

>police knocks on the door

Holy fuck he fucking sucks

It's rarity humanized. You can find the pic on derpibooru. Just search up tags like: rarity, humanized and condom in mouth.

Holy shit what an absolute faggot why didn't this retard just get a shotgun with a stock? Children shoot better than him

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What the fuck man?! Thats some my little pony shit? Im no horse fucker

Too late. Your mind says no, but your body already said yes. Only a matter of time before you're debating crotch tit size.

Ask him if he wants to have sex with a wealthy, very attractive woman. I can offer it because I can make it happen. No, I'm not a pimp and, no, I do not have a gf/wife I whore out to incels to defend my life.

I'm 99.98% it would work because he is a guy who thinks this is the only way he will get laid before he goes on his killing spree as vengeance for Starbucks-going women not noticing him.

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You fucks really are nasty. Il take furries over you horse fucking freaks at least they have guns

He had a weird obsession with the Columbine kids.

They all kinda do.

laugh at him for using birdshot

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I had the biggest crush on Ember from Danny Phantom when I was a kid.

That's who this sperg was obsessed with.

>not EDCing a Garand obrez

>That duct tape wrapped all over the grip

God what a fucking loser. Did he kill himself after? I feel bad having the same gun almost.

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Punch him in the face because hes a pussy and will probably miss.

yes, he KSG-Chaned afterwards if I remember correctly

You should cuck him.

Walk out with my free groceries because I don't have a carry permit yet

>standing close>misses every shot
>gets closer
>misses every shot
>gets way closer, practically point blank
>STILL FUCKING MISSES HIS SHOTS
No wonder that retard went on a spree, he probably fucking rage quit

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kek what the fuck

>Implying there is a difference.
No

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The Cobain pain train claims another passenger ;)

Whats hilarious is that the duct tape was supposed to be a columbine thing. Difference is, the columbine boys used duct tape to keep themselves from getting splinters from their bad hacksaw job. Tranny Phantom here just made his grip slippery.

Sorry about that, user. I have no clue. I just found it because that's what griefers do to backstab their teammates when they play as a spy in TF2.

It's called a "spray."

woah epic you styled your gun after a children's cartoon that's really hardcore

I'd think it was cute, if I didn't know the context. Nothing permanent, anyway.

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This is almost as good as watching Phil get baited with trap pr0n. Almost.

Eight years and you're still mad. Eight years.

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>throw the box of brownies at him
>duck
>shoot my Makarov at him from inside my jacket pocket

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Wow another epic one! It's like you're a responsible adult BUT you like kids cartoons that's so COOL!

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It's funny when people get butthurt over range queen novelties. As a poorfag, I think it's jealous poorfags.

I thought this was a 90's era school shooter.

Teenage boy from the 90's is not a tranny aesthetic to strive for, imo.

Laugh at him as he misses all of his shots

jesus, surely you could rush someone with that shit of an aim, though i guess its easier said than done

>Stand still for a few minutes
>Shoot myself in the out of boredom from waiting

>be in line for snacks
>pepsi endcap explodes from gunfire
>"fuck it's Hickock get down!"
>see scrawny skeleton autistically screeching with every miss
>wait for reload
>grab by the throad and bend him over
>scream like Kirk Cousins as I fuck him in ass to death
>buy more lemon lift and go home

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