Can a manlet get more respect if it decides to become a:
police officer
member of the military
militiaman
religious fighter
mercenary
In these roles, are sub-6 footers more prone to outbursts and overly-aggressive behaviors more often than normal men?
any manlets have any experiences?
i would take this lanklet somewhere and beat the shit out of him if he did this
>implying manlets should be cops
come on, manlets are clearly optimized for roles requiring pent up rage and self doubt
manlets should be pilots and detectives, not cops and riflemen
as a manlet LEO you will get challenged constantly and then have to act like a gigantic cockbag to compensate for it which will make basically everyone not want to work with you because you're a douche and always flying to calls and getting into fights even when your partner just wants to find a dark spot at the back of a parking lot or woods to eat, nap, or finish reports
Manlets make good snipers
Sure you would, squirt
Incorrect: Russian conscripts make good sniper victims.
How tall?
Wouldn't that get him cavity searched?
bahaha, sure thing shortround
I'm a 5'5 138lb manlet and I work security in high risk/ high crime areas of a big ass nigger filled city. I used to have Napoleon syndrome but by the time I hit 20 i quit giving a fuck and never once try to act tough and impress/compete with coworkers or friends and dont care to (27 now) I was 11b from 2008 to 2011 when I was shot in my abdomen. I do go to the gym everyday eat 3000 calories a day, have a huge fucking beard, love my budlight on the weekend on a friends boat with an American flag waiving off the back. My right arm is an 1776 flag sleeve. Badass son, wife who loves guns and has a few of her own and I have 8.7 inch dick. Why should I have to prove anything?
lol, im not a manlet, I've just had to work with them
but under 5 and a half i would say is where it starts being an issue.
'5
(((you)))
Wanna laugh even more? My wife is 5 10.
Wanna ask me why I don't care? Because I'm not a fucking pussy that worries about his height when a man is made of his actions not his height.
yeah basically this guy is spot on
then they hit about 30 and have a gut, a divorce, and hard time keeping a job before turning into stereotypical authority hating white trash while trolling dennys for free meals on veterans day
thats an awfully large body pillow
is that a criminal offence?
either way, it's hillarious at first sight, but i just started feeling bad for the cop. imagine that humiliation.
still taller than you though
Manlets are fighter pilots dumbass, anyone 6 foot tall or taller would not fit in the cockpit, or would really regret spending time in one.
>> 5'5
>> Wife is 5'10
God I'd hate to be your kids, probably 5'7 at best, right?
Pilots are the biggest faggots in the military, cowardly dropping bombs from the air and returning to their warm beds and x boxes on some aircraft carrier, like the pussies they are. Those fucking manlets wouldn't survive one day in a foxhole.
for you, manlet
you need post pictures of dat dick to prove size claim
And yet they out rank your sorry ass dirt pounding ass and fuck your bitch while you are pumping your dirty cock into a goat's anus.
Fuck off faggot you ain't seeing my dick
Yea dude I'd say that's a safe bet
No, I don't have a single ounce of respect for any of those
Do a job and do it well and you will get respect for that, regardless of your height. Be dependable and intelligent and you will get respect. Be reasonably sociable and you will get friends too, and get laid.
But there will always be some neanderthal making fun of your height. Even if you are armed like a tank. Trouble is, it will always be someone who know you can't blow their brains off like your fellow soldiers or officers. Or some jerkoff who gives you shit in the safety of his nearby friends with a camera. This is what tazers were made for - taking out the guy with the camera.
Beat the shit out of his ankle because you can't reach higher?
And it was a manlet that got most of them.
shit like this is why stereotypes about short men exist
He'd ride the lightning at least 6 times if this was innaUS
>not even manlet cops can escape manlet humiliation
No they will always be manlets, they stick out..
I was 17 when I joined the military so that’s pre Manlet set in..
I’m now 29 and play video games and jerk off to anime on my gubmint gibs.
The best part is you can’t tell I’m a manlet because I’m chiseled, in shape, and decent looking.
5'4" penis weighs 10 lbs ask my anything
whats the manlet status cutoff?
>tfw 5 fucking '11
it looks like russia or some western European police force, so that guy was most likely escorted to the police station and beaten to a pulp
if you have ever seen someone taller than you you are a manlet
All i have to say is pic related
Do you pass out when you get erections?
>you cant tell Im a manlet
They can tell
Yeah. No one notices that you have to look up to kiss your GF
Get a short girlfriend then no one will notice! Saw a dude at the park today. Pretty good shape and cute gf two inches shorter than he was.
As I jogged past t realized she was about 4’5” and he was 5”. That guy was playing it right.
Most of the NBA is taller than me. I’m pretty sure I’m still not a manlet
have you ever met them in person?
>tfw 6'5"
Manlet rage is useful in a fight. It's not really useful anywhere else, though.
>tfw 5'9"
>tfw 6'4
>tfw into taller chicks
>they only exist if they're into short dudes
hey I mean at least I can be a bullet magnet while all the manlets go on psychopathic rages in a gunfight, win/win since I tank rounds to my plates (ideally) and they fight the battle
>tfw 5'9"
>tfw 5'1
Just ask Philip "get fucked" Brailsford
>dads side of the family is all above 6'2"
>moms side has literally one person above 5'0"
>tfw got the wrong genes
>but by the time I hit 20 i quit giving a fuck and never once try to act tough and impress/compete with coworkers or friends
>writes a paragraph doing just that
How's the weather down there anyways?
>tfw 5'6"
Manlet belong in subs and planes. They make the worst cops specifically because of their pent up rage. You didn't have all of these shootings back when cops were physically able to manhandle the perps. It's shame that Chads don't get hired as cops anymore.
That fucking webm
>5'5 and 138 lbs
>costumes 3000 cals a day
>works as a mall cop
Lol whatever you say big guy
I'm 5'7-8, but I like to use my short stature to appeal to girls into short boys.
(One girl I've known since middle is into short, feminine guys. I hope I can visit her this summer.)
i said detective, not cop. it takes a special kind of person to spend 15 years tracking down some girl who went missing on the way home from school.
I've met a couple manlet oper8tors. Both of them say outright, they are overcompensating because they got picked on alot in highschool. It's become a joke among them.
>Be me, have short parents, 5,6 and 5,8.
>Somehow get lucky and end up 6ft tall.
Really weird looking down at them, since they are my parents. No one knows how I ended up taller than everyone else in my family.
>inb4 mother cheated
Can't express how hilarious that is
Just give up and be a rent boy like you deserve
>I'm 5'7-8, but I like to use my short stature to appeal to girls into short boys
Whoa, are you me?
>I like to use my short stature to appeal to girls into short boys.
How exactly does one do this? Asking for a friend.
Stood next to Kareem once.
I’ve stood on the same level as several of them, within a few feet.
>even on Jow Forums I cannot escape manlet threads
Why is life cruel
5'6 here btw
How's the low test, sissy?
Kek, okay there, sport.
>tfw 5'9"
>also Mexican
But it's okay because the women are always shorter than the men anyway so I don't worry about it. Sometimes.
>In these roles, are sub-6 footers more prone to outbursts and overly-aggressive behaviors more often than normal men?
Thats why in the infantry we give them machinegun
Its literally an unspoken rule when NCO's are putting together their teams, they'd nod in the general direction of Pvt Knee High, give him the GPMG, I'd nod at the Sgt and then we load him up with near lethal amounts of ammunition.
>he will die before he complains about the weight
>he hates all human life
Those are the best qualities you want in a gunner, they just do their job and kill as many people as humanly possible.
Hi chriss
This screams projection
yeah me too thanks
i hate how accurate this is
how much is 164 in america units again?
>detectives
pilots yes but not sure about this
5'4
>got more respect
Well, they certainly think so.
You and what stepladder champ?
Fuck.
Just round up to 5’5” or 5’6” like me bro.
Hell If I’m wearing hiking boots or trainers I’m near 5’7”
Also
>once got caught by wildlife officer hunting with wrong kinda licence
>get written up with a caution
>officer writes my weight as 5’5” 130lbs when I’m actually 170lb because muscle is denser
eh, i wouldn't really mind that much had i not lived in the one country that has the most tall people on average.
Sub-6 foot is a meme. 82% of men are sub-6% foot
I'm 5' 7", never felt short. I do find it interesting how often the topic is brought up by lanklets, as /v/ would say, you guys are O B S E S S E D.
What is it with short men and fast aggression and acting tough all the time? Don't they realise that it only exacerbates the height problem?
That's because the average is driven down by Asians and Mexicans
Go get him shortie!
5'9" seems shit until you realize your height is THE POWER LEVEL. 69"
>Mexicans
Most of the world is comprised of spics, gooks and niggers.
>Wanna laugh even more? My wife is 5 10.
Wanna ask me why I don't care? Because I'm not a fucking pussy that worries about his height when a man is made of his actions not his height
He says this while his wife moans with pleasure in the background while 6'6 tyrone slots the ever loving shit outta his her pussy
>That's because the average is driven down by Asians and Mexicans
It's not, it's like 80% instead of 82% if you only count white men. You unironically fell for the height memes lad.
Depends where you are. I'm 5'7" too, grew up in Chicago and never felt too short. However my relatives out in rural Iowa and Nebraska are all 6'6" giants.
>Wanna laugh even more? My wife is 5 10.
>Wanna ask me why I don't care? Because I'm not a fucking pussy that worries about his height when a man is made of his actions not his height.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil except my Napoleon complex flaring up and becoming this much of a faggot
t. 5'8 with 6' gf
5'9" here. It's not too bad. Every piece of military hardware is basically made to fit my frame. Sometimes it happens that I'm the tallest in a group, when I'm the shortest I'm never the shortest by a huge margin. It's not something that impacts my life. I've learned to cope with my condition.
>developed a strong vertical leap to rescue kittens from trees and escape the manlet pits
5'2 turbo manlet here.
Of course, when we were young we would get shit for almost everything. Height, skin, whatever, but when hard times come, brothers will be brothers. True, not everyone is meant for everything. That's the beauty of life, whether you're LEO, military, or an operator operating operationally, everyone's just a shithead trying to make it to the end.
I don't really know what I'm trying to go for here, I'm sleepless and I'm hungry. I'm just happy to remember my brothers. Hope this adds to the discussion
To every manlet here, don't fret, don't overcompensate. How well you can manouver a rifle or how big your dick is isn't as important as being able to drag your 6'3" or 4'5" buddy from the rubble, both literally and figuratively.
Again I'm a zombie right now, so I hope I make sense.
Here's a tip: Tall men are shit at these things. They're bigger, slower, and (per-pound) substantially (like women-tier) weaker.
Any tall guy who tells you he's some sort of badass warrior is going to get merked by a manlet someday.
Yeah maybe if you are 6 foot 8 or something absurd, the social consequences of being 6 foot versus 5 foot 5 far outway the minor "bigger slower weaker" meme you are trying to sell.
A ripped dude at 5 foot 5 is still a tiny little meatball, a ripped dude at 6 foot is an absolute God.
Basically, you are cope.
Yeah but ripped 5'5" dude > weak 6" dude
So your argument is a strong person is better than a not strong person?
Maybe your brain is also short, nice cope bro
We all die eventually. Who gives a shit. Sex is overrated, a gun makes us equal, and if you don’t respect yourself no one else will.
Stop taking everything you read here as fact