Let's face it Jow Forums...It just a matter of time before Dragon races woke up from their long slumber. Burning and destroying everything in their path. What's the best option to neutralized a dragon's threat? Aside killing the dragon, I heard the Japanese managed to tame and make dragon into JASDF robot plane with penchant of eating a female pilots. So, can we do better than the Japanese?
Neutralize Dragon's Threat
Jaxson Walker
Elijah King
benis
Ayden Johnson
I mean, who wouldn't fuck the dragon?
Jaxon Kelly
Robert Adams
>What's the best option to neutralized a dragon's threat?
Big robots.
Blake Scott
Any heat seaking missile.
Oliver Wood
Explosive crossbow or Matthew McConaughey with a big fuck off axe.
Nathaniel Hernandez
45acp
if that doesnt knock it out if the sky, a half second burst from a papashka raining 6,000,000 rounds of 7.62x25 at a quarter of lightspeed certainly will
Dominic King
Are we talking game of thrones style winged dragons? Pop enough holes in their wings and they're groundes. Now if your up against thors rocket dragon, I don't thing modern fighter jets could take one on
Dominic Gonzalez
They have wings and fly, right? Most likely hollow bones. Your average M2 should work wonders, or even a 240.
Actually, hold up, did we really just launch non-timed-explosive 50 cal bullets up in the air without giving a fuck who they landed on?
Tyler Morales
An American in a tank. Preferably welding a fireman's axe.
Lucas Rogers
Goku
Levi Brooks
Giant harpoons with strong chains and pic related
Josiah Gutierrez
The only choice.
Nicholas Bennett
Ezpz
Christopher Allen
dunno m8
Kevin Ward
You can't even speak English better than the Japanese.
Charles Gomez
we got lasers now we gonna be alright
Aiden Anderson
Dragons posses incredible magical abilities, least of which is the ability to shapeshift. This ability has much utility but it's most important function is to allow smaller races to breed with them. The rarity of dragons combined with their fierce territorial behavior makes inbreeding or genetic extinction a very real possibility. Both sexes of dragon do this often, with males being the most famous for demanding beautiful virgins as tribute. Female dragons are more demanding however, indeed even male dragons are often rejected.... violently.
Personality
Most female dragons possess a regal bearing, the expression of which depends on the age and personality of said dragon. Younger and less experienced dragons exhibit a haughty and Tsundere personality, while older dragons can range from maternal benevolence to sultry.
To mate with a dragon you must impress her, this can very from dragon to dragon, some will find poetry arousing, while Chad Thundercock will quickly become Char Crispycock. There is ONE universal constant across any dragon race. They are POSSESSIVE AS FUCK. You must be VERY careful and VERY affirmative in your relationship. This is a two way street however, she will stay utterly loyal and care for your every need or want, your job is to be a house husband and breed your wife.
Easton Rivera
>How to kill a dragon?
Who is in the party? I like to burn through his 3x legendary resistances with some sort of save-or-die, then when he takes off flying, hit him with upcasted 'Sleep' so he goes unconscious and takes (Height/10)*d6 damage and falls prone.
Thomas Johnson
Man...Japanese dragon are weird....
Adrian Barnes
Mason Reed
A MS-09R-2 Rick Dom II? You've just earned a brother for life.
Tyler Nguyen
Dylan Sanchez
45-70
It was designed to kill every single one of God's creations
Julian Clark
>What's the best option to neutralized a dragon's threat?
Use laser to blind it first, then fire armor piercing
Levi Turner
good answer
Joseph Phillips
AIR-2 Genie rockets or WebM related.
Jason Martin
Jordan Stewart
Jaxon Perry
Gary Busey. Just Gary Busey.
Your welcome.