/meg/ Military Enlistment General

Ugly nigga hours edition

Previous thread LYEING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORY = GOOD
LYIENG ABOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY = BAD
LYEING ON A POLYGRAPH = DEPENDS ON IF YOU'RE A GOOD LOYER

Do your own research to start, then come here for clarification.
>No vague questions, like "What job is best?"
>Discord
discordapp.com/invite/ZJPxxTj
>IRC Channel
>implying anyone uses IRC
#MEG on Freenode
If you're on mobile look up AndroIRC for the app. Any questions, ask in the thread to get you set up.

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Guides to prepare for high-speed shit. (SEAL, Ranger etc.)

Resources:
Armyranger.com
For Ranger info, obviously.

sealswcc.com/
SEAL/SWCC site with videos and fitness plans and a forum

Shadowspear.com
All around SOF website. Great info and run by former/active members of every SOF unit. Mentor program. Also has forums for international SOF.

Professionalsoldiers.com
For all Army SF info.

corpsman.com
For Navy Corpsman info.

leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?115180-MARSOC-Force-Recon
This is an all-inclusive thread for MARSOC/Force Recon stuff.

uscg.org
For Coast Guard info. Good site, lots of vets able to answer questions.

www.defencejobs.gov.au/
For info on the Australian Defense Force, and how you can shitpost on the world stage.

airwarriors.com/community/
Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS as well

usarec.army.mil/hq/warrant/prerequ/woft.shtml
US Army High school to Flight school

Before you ask a question, check the FAQ
>pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga

>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?
No.
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tl;dr: Long hard school, to do shitty work, and the job prospects are a lie.

CG info
gocoastguard.com/family-and-friends/the-helmsman/required-knowledge

READ THIS BEFORE ASKING CLEARANCE QUESTIONS KTHX
opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/SF86.pdf

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/meg/ in a nutshell
if army > warrant | intel | special forces | 11bx XD
if navy > GM | intel | wahh i dont wanna go on a boat
if air force > it's all good but sometimes maintenance guys talk shit
if coasty > not even a branch | "how do i shoot cartels"
if marines > 0311 | marines are stupid lol
if computer is mentioned > cyber cyber cyber

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Anything but marines is a waste of your time and shows your lack of character.

If you're seriously considering the military as an option right now, let me give you a tip.

>don't

>Yes goyim
>Join the ((((( military ))))
>Fight and die for us!

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Is this loss

>This much butthurt
Warrant is a good path to take, you negroid. And that intel top secret clearance is nice to have once you're out.
>If computers
I almost never see computers mentioned byutcyber is a new field with a lot of pay off and transfers to the civ sector nice.

I was a 19D in the army.. cav scout

Now I served in infantry units mostly in the 8 years, and spent half my time deployed. People will argue infantry and scouts are different.

That’s the retarded infantrymen who scored a 30 on his GT and is being told to STFU by the team leaders and scouts on patrol because his dumb ass is being loud, and giving away position, and crying about his IOTV he didn’t dress properly.

Besides that.... I learned a lot and got to spend time with a lot of different agency’s within DoD and outside DoD while overseas.

I also got tasked with HUMIT because I knew how to read write and talk amongst the knuckle dragging infantrymen.

lel are you joking? Fucking mos descriptions are a lie. What you think youre gonna do when you join the mil vs what you actually do is insanely different. Where does the infantry MOS description mention sweeping parking lots?

>dont spoonfeed them
>dont tell them to look at mos descriptions and come back to ask for clarification