Could you defeat Elmer "the Magnum Maniac" Keith

1890s falling block boy's rifle in .32-20.

I mean, if I miss the first shot, I'm dead anyway, so the fact it's single-shot really doesn't put me at any more disadvantage than I already am, right?

Elmer respects your choice of an esoteric falling block and spares your life.

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Well, my most recent purchase is a Kel-Tec SU-16 so as long as it works and I have distance I have a good advantage. If it malfunctions I'm screwed.

Besides which if I insult someone inadvertently, I'd just apologize. I'm not some kind of caveman. If I really meant to insult him that's a different story, but I generally don't go around doing that with people I don't know.

Lahti pistol. I'm probably fucked.

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A 1968 FN made

baby browning in .25acp
hahaha

Remington Autoloading Rifle in .35 Remington. I'm fucked but we both might die if I get lucky.

>SAM7-UF

I got a chance

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>last bought: VEPR Pioneer .223

He wins easily as the fucking godless commie thing jams every shot because the (proprietary special snowflake) hammer doesn't get pushed down far enough by the bolt carrier to catch on the disconnector, and so it pops back up in front of the bolt carrier before it can go forward again, so they only way to get it to work again is to unscrew the trigger guard, pull back the bolt, remove the trigger guard, re-cock the hammer, and reassemble the gun.

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adjust the height of the hammer you faggorello.

weld the hammer face up so it goes far enough
or
file the sear surface down so it catches
dumbass

Did you buy it at Bay Area Gun Vault? I remember seeing one there for a really low price and it finally sold a few weeks ago. If you're the user that bought it let Gary know, he'll fix it for you.

>1903 Springfield Mark I
I’m boned

CZ Scorpion with a red dot and a brace loaded with +P hollow points. I think I would do OK.

Aussie L1A1, I should be fine.

Last gun I purchased and received or just last gun I purchased?

If last gun I received, Imbel L1A1 and I'm fine. If last gun I purchased, FN Auto 5 and I'm probably still fine but a lot more likely to get fucked.

Keith takes pity on you and attempts to fix your rifle. His inexperience with the AK leads him to inadvertently convert it to full auto. The ATF burns the town to the ground.

Unless Keith turned into a clay pigeon, probably not.

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AYO DAT OLD WYTE MANG CANT DO SHIT, CUZ I GOTZ ME A GLAWK FOWTY NIßßA

>Pietta LeMat repro
>I quickly draw and fan the hammer, firing nine shots, before following up with the shotgun
>never intending to score a hit in the first place, I escape in the resulting smokescreen, moving on to the next town where I rebuild my life only to insult a new Fudd and throw it all away again

Ayyy

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Depends on the conditions of the duel. Last purchase was a Enfield No1 MkIII*.

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Makarov
>a nuuu GET OUT OF HERE ELMER

m1 carbine
OGEK stamped

>Kel-Tec garbo.
>Low T-beta pussy shit.
>Tripfag.
Elmer executes you with a shot to the back of your head to put you out of your misery right there in the bar in front of everyone. The people of the town bury your remains in a shallow grave and piss on it.

>last firearm I purchased was a parts kit FAL

he shoots me for using a non-american gun

Ruger GP100, Blued, Four inch. Idk probably not.

>SKS
Do svidaniya Elmer

>308 bolt action

I’d refuse to fire and die sparing the life of one of finest Americans.

>1892 French Revolver
Va te faire foutre.

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>glock 23 converted to .357 sig
Obvious answer is that instead of fighting him i apologize and show him this weirdo piece of new age tech. He'll love the fuck out of it when i explain to him that it's got all the power of classic 125gr .357 magnum loadings with better than twice the capacity and way less weight and a fairly light/short trigger. Sooner or later he'll inevitably ask where the safety on the thing is and when i tell him it's your trigger finger i expect he'll shoot me dead or just send me on my way expecting me to accidentally do it to myself one day sooner or later. No need to dirty his hands.

>he thinks a double action revolver enthusiast would be perturbed by the lack of a safety on a glock

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>101 Y/O SMLE No 1 MK 3 that's probably non functional (action is good but the barrel needs rust removed)

FUCK

>implying he wouldn't look at a glock like somebody had taken a perfectly good 1911 or BHP and then ground the safety off
Come on now, we both know it'd be his one complaint even if you don't agree with him. He'd be asking why they'd make a gun with such a short and light trigger with no safeties. Then i'd explain that they "totally don't need one". Then he'd make a face at me and ask just how frequently people accidentally shoot them off. Then i'd have to make a defensive face back at him and explain how "those were just all dumb people anyways".

He died in 1984, the Glock was introduced in 1982 so odds are he was aware of it. I wonder if he every published his thoughts.

I'd shoot a smiley face in his five gallon hat with my Ruger P-series .45 before he could draw!

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I imagine it'd pretty much be comparable to anything he said about carrying contemporary SAO firearms with the safety off and ignoring comments about drop concerns, might have to read between the lines a little though to get there.

>Grand Power P40L
14+1 of 10mm, even if I miss the shockwave will liquefy him and the entire town.

Fudd doesn’t just mean old revolver guy. Keith was not a fudd, he pushed forward a ton of progress in cartridge design. You should not fight him, just apologize profusely then go kys.

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A poorly Bubba'd Enfield 1917.

maybe he will pity my soul.

nuice which model

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>Keith was not a fudd
True enough, but OP - faggot that he may be - got it right. Elmer is indeed "Lord of the Fudds" without necessarily being one himself.

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I guess I can throw the slide assembly and 80% frame at him then attempt to gore him with the drill bits or something.

>gun is FEG pa-63
Fuck

>G26
I'm still probably fucked since the only guns I've owned before this is a mosin nagant

Elmer is a national treasure. I’d apologize sincerely to him and buy him a drink.

>literally a hipoint c9 that i put fake wood grips on and disabled the magazine disconnect

it's been nice knowing you guys

Beretta 92S, wish me luck lads

Raging Bull in .454
Guessing I miss and we both go deaf

He sees that I'm packing a single action wheelgun and that my hat is more accustomed to the south/southwest and excuses my ignorance and chalks it up to simply being from a different patch of dirt.

We get piss drunk together and brain a Mexican with a shovel and steal his guitar, then proceed to ride around on a set of stolen mules playing and singing "Big Iron" until our arrest.

Our arrest leads to rising tensions amongst various law enforcement and ranching factions and leads to a range war, effectively returning Wyoming to the year 1880. The nates break off the rez and start pillaging the countryside until me and Elmer are freed and clean up the mess with wheelguns and Winchester '94 leverguns.

We then hit the range together and he steals like seven caliber ideas from me.

Bastard.

>Flintlock rifle
Oh no.

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PA63.

I profusely apologize, both for my original slight and my current sin of carrying an unamerican gun. Either he takes pity on me and I'm spared or I go down harder than my dick in the morning.

Steel billet keymod AR 15 in FDE with diamonback irons and magpul furniture.
I sense hed be a little quicker on the draw and I have no experience hip firing rifles.

I bought a Mauser Oberndorf K98k made in 1945, if all else fails, I'll beat him to death with it

Despite his obvious skill Keith was a loud mouthed, obnoxious, braggart and self promoter

A tastefully bubba'd 1899 krag, because it was a decent price. Who is the fuddliest now?
>Assuming I can find ammo for the damn thing

Pretty sure I would not insult him because I would be to awestruck from being in the presence of greatness. Also holy shit a zombie.
Last gun CZ Sharptail side by side in 28 gauge. Probably pretty screwed in a duel.

>Challenges me to a duel.
Well alright then.
As the challenged party, I reserve the right to choose the weapon used by the opposing sides in the duel.
I accept your challenge, sir.

I choose the banjo.
youtube.com/watch?v=J6UG1Jlwiow

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Well the last time I bought a gun i bought 2 at the same time; so I will be dual wielding a S&W model 64 in my right hand a Beretta 92s in my left.

I imagine I would miss with the 64 because and get shit before even getting the beretta drawn because I have never practiced left hand drawing. In fact I may be shot dead before drawing either gun because I don’t have holsters for either and would be Mexican carrying.

Welp; way she goes sometimes boys

AR15. He's pretty fucked.

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Okay now that you've covered the insult part of this hypo. What is your weapon?

>10/22
it bounces around in his brains

SCAR 17 with a 1-6

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Well, technically it was a stripped lower. So would that be the stripped lower, or what it is now (fully functioning, but sightless AR-15)? Or should I just go with the old top break H&R in 38 S&W?

If it's the AR, I'm in good shape. If it's the H&R, I've at least got somewhat of a chance.

Oh, right like how jesus was a jew. Makes sense.

5.5 inch Redhawk, .44 Magnum.

I'd hope we could shoot the shit about .44's, the Redhawk came out not too long before he had his stroke.