The most absurd military experiments

So I made this thread to talk about absurd military experiments and stuff that were undertaken. Bonus points for cold war stuff.

Here's my submission: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_A119

Literally nuking the moon to show off.

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Other urls found in this thread:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_LAC
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra
youtube.com/watch?v=n-rWnQphPdQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Fuck, also meant to say proposals. Like shit they seriously considered doing.

Sorry for dicking up the thread Jow Forums, have mercy

When chemtrails were real: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_LAC

Allowing women, faggots, trannies and brown people into the military has been and will always be one of the worst and most dangerous experiments ever conducted on the American people

t. faggot tranny brown female who wants to make sure he cant be drafted

More like
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Fucking white male that wants absolutely nothing to do with our current joke of a military

No sane person has wanted that for 20 years user. Beeing around Tyrone and Gonzalez for years just so that you can die for Israel isnt something a functional human beeing would choose

Women should be allowed in, as long as they can bench whatever their CO can bench.
>Bonus points if hot Russian woman

>COs
>Beeing able to bench

IIRC The SAC wanted to "misplace" a bunch of supply shipments just over the North Vietnamese, North Korean, and East German border. In these shipments would be your normal, everyday shit like toothpaste and toilet paper but also condoms. Not just your average condoms though. They were labeled as average, but they were meant for monster cocks. The idea was to demoralize the enemy by making them think that all American men had AT LEAST a 16 incher.

Lel no. I had females who could bench far more then the fat slobs we called COs

Can confirm, first hand.

....seems like something you would typically use a monkey for.

Source?

The problem with this is that most women can't and won't so the cost of doing all this shit to let a grand total of a hundred people in is ridiculous.

Stargate Project.
The unit was defunded because no agency wanted to admit they had used it and it worked.
>joerogan.jpg

Probably exposing our troops to atomic bomb explosions and radioactive fallout.

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Stop this shitty meme
Women do not belong in the military period. They destroy unit cohesion by being massive whores and the men instinctively want to protect her above mission objectives. They also get moody and hormonal once a month and require pads or tampons for hygiene. They also require extra logistics because now you need gynecologists, and female quarters and facilitites. Not to mention how 99% of them coincidentally get pregnant right before deployment.

Poor upper body strength and endurance are the least of their problems.

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Correction, they dont belong in the US military

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra

If it's not Operation Pluto I don't know what it would be.

Sorry, Project Pluto.

My source is that Pluto was the pipline under the channel/WW2

>Project Pluto
Project Pluto
Project Pluto was a United States government program to develop nuclear-powered ramjet engines for use in cruise missiles. Two experimental engines were tested at the United States Department of Energy Nevada Test Site in 1961 and 1964.

Yes. Project Pluto was essentially a low flying, radiation spewing nuclear reactor that also launched nuclear weapons.

I had actually written out about 2 paragraphs about how awful it was going to be but I'll just let Wikipedia sum it up for me.

>The proposed use for nuclear-powered ramjets would be to power a cruise missile, called SLAM, for Supersonic Low Altitude Missile. In order to reach ramjet speed, it would be launched from the ground by a cluster of conventional rocket boosters. Once it reached cruising altitude and was far away from populated areas, the nuclear reactor would be made critical. Since nuclear power gave it almost unlimited range, the missile could cruise in circles over the ocean until ordered "down to the deck" for its supersonic dash to targets in the Soviet Union. The SLAM, as proposed, would carry a payload of many nuclear weapons to be dropped on multiple targets, making the cruise missile into an unmanned bomber. After delivering all its warheads, the missile could then spend weeks flying over populated areas at low altitudes, causing tremendous ground damage with its shock wave. When it finally lost enough power to fly, and crash-landed, the engine would have a good chance of spewing deadly radiation for months to come.

>your battle buddy is a 5'4 MTF tranny who can't carry his plastic AR 15 loaded with big boy .22's for more than half an hour and he also proposed that you become butt buddies back at base
>this is the future that you've chosen for yourself
The west was a mistake

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A bunch of my grandfather's friends were part of the testing pool. They all got cancer - every fucking one of them.

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>After delivering all its warheads, the missile could then spend weeks flying over populated areas at low altitudes, causing tremendous ground damage with its shock wave.

The entirety of this is horrifying, but how does it manage this part in particular?

Supersonic craft create a pretty serious pressure wave.

> only white males can serve
> all the women and browns left to watch the homefront
Racist people are so dumb. Every time.
We coulda had such a beautiful clean genome but you chuckleheads line up with whoever has the simplest story.
Hitler ruined everything and people like you helped him

>Stargate Project.
>The unit was defunded because no agency wanted to admit they had used it and it worked.
How did we fight the Goa'uld then? You're telling me that was just a show?

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by going absolutely faster than fuck

I had the feeling it was this, I just wanted to make sure. For weeks at a time just sounds terrifying.

Everything about Pluto was terrifying. We're really talking about doomsday weaponry here. Hands off, everyone back at base is dead in the initial exchange, apocalypse devices.

Sounds like a great way to start WW3

Or finish it. "They got me but I'm sure as shit going to get them" Dead Hand style MAD scenario stuff.

That’s top tier military craziness. It’s the chickens that make it special
> i lied
> war is beautiful,
> we were just doing it wrong

Here’s a video of British soldiers being given acid while in the field.
They had a lovely time and i’m sure their government learned something
youtube.com/watch?v=n-rWnQphPdQ

Wow it's almost as if the Jewish porn industry goes out of its way to demoralize white people in a silent race war that's been waged against us our entire lives.

Hahaha holy shit man you are fucking nuts.
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stop blaming Jow Forums for everything, we don't like those autistic fuckwits anymore than you do

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Green Light Teams had to worry less about the 50 pound nuke and more about their 2 ton nutsacks

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You say that, yet he’s not the one blaming kikes for literally everything they disagree with.

Daily reminder that Jow Forums has never been wrong

kiki plz.
the west was and still is a grand empire.
it's all the parasites trying to destroy it that's causing the dissonance and unharmonious outcome.

that is what is so problematic with parasites. instead of working as a symbiotic entity, they try and kill the host. thus destroying themselves.