Easiest Police Academy in California

well would it be easy for someone who's bipolar type 2 but physically fit, also has asthma, but straight A student.

They also like to "hire" people who can use the English language properly.

forting favors the bald, its a doggie dog world

>bipolar type 2

Jesus fuck I hope you never obtain the sort of stupid authority we give cops

There is one in pittsburg, that seemed pretty easy pt wise. They used to run and do pt in the park near my house once a week.

Also, alternatively, you can join DHS and do CBPO, all you need is 3 years of general mcdonalds tier work experience or a bachelors degree, and its pretty much auto hire. They are super in need of bodies, so much so that they shortened the hiring time to 6 months from 1+ year, and took away the second part of the PT test and i think, the polygraph requirement. This is a good option for guys wanting to get their foot in the door since they send you to FLETC which is federal academy and can be used at every leo dept across the country. Standards are stupid easy for the application process, 10 push ups, 20 sit ups, and walk up and down steps for 5 minutes, thats it. Friend went through it, applied in dec with 3 years of lowes exp, and got hired last month, they gave him like 12 positions that had bonuses for the location, he chose montana.

BART police are notorious for taking all the rejects that couldn't get in anywhere else.

I was told in Cali, you need to work as a correction officer before you can become a street cop.

they lied to you

Stalin
Hitler
Churchill
Grant (General)

They all have bipolar type 2.

Steve Jobs also bipolar.

So I work as a armed private patrol security guard a fellow co-worker of mine who is a police academy grad uses a mid sized Glock 19 as his duty weapon at work. He says its going to be his CCW gun after he gets hired with an Agency (two PD and Sheriffs) which he's going through background investigations right now. He also claims he doesn't carry an Asp baton as a guard because the Academy taught him to use it differently than a security guard would use it. We are both in our mid 30s (34-35). I think he has a bachelor's degree. He has no idea what NIJ stood for. I was on training ride along route and we met up with another patrol driver/guard and he even ask whats NIJ (not joking he was seriously clueless). He wears a vest that is kinda small on him since its 2-3 inches above his belly button, note this vest issued/loaned to him by the security company we work for. And he doesnt even know to where trauma pad for the vest (hopefully the company left one in his vest and he's not aware of it). He graduated in from police academy in 2016 didn't get hired with any dept. So ended up working in private security for a year and half now.

Grammar Nazi, where did I make my grammatical errors in my sentence?
>One thing is to bitch about, how they would rather higher a Nigger, Spic/Beanner, dyke, fag, or cunt, over a heterosexual European or East Asian male (both races men applying hypothetically also have honorable discharge military service and bachelor's degrees).

Officer Philip Brailsford looks like the type a guy who chose to be cop to be in authority because he was bullied growing up. And just wants to have power to feel like a man. Which I thought was a red flag to fail police psych exam.

Police Academy movie has the best police cadet uniforms and its a live in academy unlike Santa Rosa Junior College and South Bay Regional training center.

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You seem in the closet.

Tell that to Mao and Stalin.

If you're concerned about easy, you won't make the grade. You know for every one cop position, there's hundreds of applicants, right?

They *really* prefer to hire veterans, marines particularly. MPs are a shoe-in, they'll always get the job. They like to see criminal justice degrees also. They also, really do expect *peak physical fitness*, if you're not the kind of guy that can run several miles and do an astronmical amount of pushups without slowing or breaking a sweat, you won't make it.

It's true most older cops become fat tubs of lard. Being a cop is a very sedentary job for the most part 95% of the day, they'll just be riding around in the cop cruiser.... Likely snacking, getting fast food, or eating donuts. That type of lifestyle can ruin a body fast if you aren't watching what you eat and hitting the gym very regularly.

But no cops start out as fat disgusting pieces of shit... you gotta be pretty damn fit to be chosen and complete the academy. They know men who've went through the military likely can handle it physically.

OR you can know someone (but it helps if you meet the above mentioned criteria). If your dad's a high ranking police lieutenant, he could probably pull some strings. That's why there's frequently families where all the males are cops.

Also, fucking forget about it if you're a habitual criminal of some sort. If you've ever dealt drugs.... if you have sketchy search history... frequently, they'll allow you to *pass* the early tests (even if you really didn't), just so they can get to the more thorough interviews and polygraphs.... then guess what they ask about, they'll grill you your vices that likely got on their radar (but they may have not had enough dirt for an arrest).... then at this point the police wannabe guy usually self incriminates or gives them a lot of *new* dirt. Even if he doesn't say it outright.

And Putin.
LGBT bring shame and dishonor to both miltary and law enforcement. Theres a good reason they were banned from getting those jobs in the past.

They can have full marriage rights but under the official name of civil unions. They can own guns but be barred from adopting children.
But they shouldn't be able to serve in military, Law enforcement, and intelligence services (CIA,NSA, FBI,DEA, ATF etc).

I thought the voice stress analysis was impossible to lie to. While KGB and CIA agents are trained to lie on lie detectors.

Obama is not and never was gay if though I dont support and nor voted for him.

CVSA is even less reliable than polygraph. Both are just used as an interrogation tool, the CVSA is just a cheaper way to fool the subject into giving up more dirt on themselves.

There is not a single police academy I am aware of that has hard physical training.

I have no clue about the academics but I'm going to state without information if you apply yourself at all you will not have issues.

You can *totally* cheat lie detector tests. It's basically good cop bad cop where the cop acts like your friend and the lie detector calls you a liar. It just monitors breathing and heart rate basically. The cop will make you nervous and you'll spike when/if he wants you to. Also, they're good at asking a lot of tangent questions that can prove you a liar....

all I gotta say, is if you're up to some shit or *have ever been* up to some shit, don't do it.

There was a guy on /b/ about a year ago who was stoked about his police interviews and he got to the polygraph, the final test. And they were specifically asking him about Jow Forums and the shit he may have seen there.... and well, he incriminated himself and incriminated himself badly. And he was still dumb enough to think that he *might* have got the job. I told him that he *for sure* didn't get the job and it's probably time to cease the shit and cover his tracks.

Cops are not your friend. And if they seem like they are, they're fishing.... Even if you are guilty of nothing and think you're squeaky clean, you might have gotten on their radar accidently for something so if a cop just seems extra chatty and friendly with you... YOU TELL HIM NOTHING.

No man with any real vices has any business applying for the force. They'll play you like a fucking chump and you might be dumb enough to offer them the final bit of evidence they need like that tool.

My academy was known across the state as the most demanding and it was no joke. The point of it was not about physique but mental fortitude and ability to keep fighting and never give up. It really depends, but if you really want to develop yourself and be a better officer, you should pick the one with the hardest program. It's hard to know what you are capable of until you are pushed to the point of vomiting your brains out and blacking out everyday.

>I am aware these are not as hard, strict, and tough as the live on academies (ex: Oakland PD academy, CHP academy, SFPD academy, LAPD academy, etc.).
Can confirm, POST certifications from self sponsor programs are rarely accepted by the biggest agencies (ex. LAPD, LASD, CHP, SFPD, SFSD). You can, however, leverage your experience and qualifications with smaller departments or with smaller counties.
Example1: Pasadena PD, instead of LAPD
Example2: Shasta Country Sheriff Department, instead of Los Angeles Country Sheriff Department

Just be sure to put in your best effort, even if the self sponsor academy program is not as hard as live-in. Think of it as a 6 month long job interview--don't slack off, don't fuck up, and make your success a top priority.

Also,
>I don't have a bachelor degree, and my goal after becoming POST certified is get a LEO job in another state like Texas. Because I heard CA certs are accepted in other states.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Actually, nvm I just remembered Oregon and Washington honors CA POST. OP is still gay, though.