>be Me
>lifeguard
>polypropylene nibba
>have knives out, cleaning bag
>rando old patron comes up
>"So you like knives user?"
>they were kind of an impulse buy but sure
>"wait here."
>wait for a few minutes
>he comes back with pic related
>"found em in the back of the closet of this foreclosed house
>has bag of other knives
>says he'll give them to me
I'm pretty sure their replicas, but what's the chances that I now own a bag of murder weapons
near 0%. Just from the pic I'd be checking the hilt to see that it's not some rat-tailed POS decoration.
Feels real enough, hit it against my table and it didn't chip
Does the pommel unscrew, or otherwise come off?
That's not even where the shit stops
No, it looks like it has a seam for it, but it's on there good
Looks like flea market tier stuff, but for free you can't complain. Very unlikely that they'd be used in a crime; more likely whoever owned that foreclosed house (why was the patron there?) bought a ton of cheap knives, and ended up losing both them and the house due to bad financial decisions.
>tfw when I happened upon some fedorafag's wet dream
Alright, maybe it's of good construction but I still doubt it. Good metal should cost somewhere around $1k so receiving that for free is unlikely.
He's a realtor, he foreclosed it himself
>China
>Stainless steel
It's a wall hanger, but at least they're free.
If it had just been a plain old knife with that hilt I'd have dug it. Woulda felt like a art deco kinda pommel.
>made in China
>stainless
>some stupid fucking nigger doesn’t know jack shit about shit
Pottery. Don’t you have someone’s grandmother to assault and rob?
What the fuck is a redguard doing on Jow Forums?
Cheapest of the shoddiest wallhanger junk. Decoratives for the blind.
Why do people buy/collect these things? they're borderline useless and impractical as actual knives, and some of them actually look like hood ornaments
tiny little baby kukri why? is there literally any point?
>but what's the chances that I now own a bag of murder weapons
Nah your good. They will be junk the guy couldn't sell at the pawn shop... Now, you could turn a profit on these, after all you got them for nothing. Time to get em listed on fleabay after a clean up. Even listed at 10 to 15 a knife your still making some money.
Some idiot will re buy these I promise you.
>doooode someone gave be a bag of scary assault killer knives they look pretty legit are they murder weapons lmao
>nibba
replace knives with gun of any kind and we have a typical antigun thread
those are all shit. also its theyre*
Jow Forums isn't Jow Forums, nigger.
show the denix one.
Reminds me of how in the open source video game Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead, you can find a bunch of European swords like rapiers, broadswords, and zweihanders: but they come in two versions, the "wallhanger" version that will get you killed if you swing it around too much, or the "legit" version that was actually made to original standards.
You can find the "wallhanger" versions in places like pawn shops or houses, and the "legit" versions in mansions: presumably, where richfags with knowledge bought them to show off.
I mean no, no little old ladies to bash over here, besides, I'm an upstanding young sir
Not a degenerate like you, friend
Honestly, I just wanted pretext to share the fact that some old guy gifted me The blade of Abbadon the defiler
Fuk, I'm usually better at catching that
>edorafag's wet dream
nah, they'd want that classic switchblade or an OTF knife
you got weapons, you get attention.
you're good, post em if you got em
Only thing these murdered is good taste.
fuck off nigger
U rite.
The last two were a bit much, but it was just too weird not to share this random shit some fucko gave me because he saw my plastic knives
>Oh fuk, random guy #4346 called me a nigger, how will I ever recover
Dude, come on, do you really care?
It's my home
That was a good response to being called a nigger, nigger.
You could at least be unique.
>how will I ever recover
Probably better if you had a father in the picture
Thanks, fag. I do have my moments.
>he thinks no black people have active fathers
I do have a dad. I live with him, but he pushed me to get the job I made this thread from, he's the reason I'm not some beta basement dweller trying to stir shit in a pretty dead thread
I'm just a regular basement dweller now.
You guys, can we not turn this into a hate thread? I just wanted to share my shit knives.
Ignore the hate, this place is full of fedoras
I like this one, especially the handle desu.
Nice free shit OP, good job
Keep posting, I'm enjoying this thread my dude.
>nigger
>lifeguard
Well baited now return my bike
Nah, that's about it, he said he'll see me within the week to give me the rest, he has to find a way to since the pool is our only point of contact
But here's the jaguar again and the only reason I thought it was cool
You that white boi off Crenshaw tryna sell me your bodypillow and dragon dildos.
It's the only bike I ever stole, but It was worth it to imagine you walking all that shit home.
>a black lifeguard
Do you wear those little inflatable armbands that keep you afloat or...?
>pools only 4"6 deep
>I failed the deep water swim test
I can swim, but I don't have the stamina to keep it up.
Its fucked up because I almost died a couple of times as a kid trying to swim.
That memes real weird because most of my bosses are jamaicans who've been at it for 15-16 years
All niggers must hang
Threads dead, user. Move it along.