But we ain't got shit

It’s really a perfect plan. We gay marry, you knock a chick up, we gay divorce. Then you marry the chick or don’t idgaf but you’ll have an anchor baby.

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This is the perfect plan, what could possibly go wrong

>Unless you wanna vote pro-2A everytime.
That's a fun joke. Everyone thinks they're progun but still have "reasonable restrictions" they agree with. Just imagine what the average Europoor thinks.

Fuck off, we're full, Europoor.

Unironically, nothing unless OP tries to take me for half in gay divorce court. As long as we say no homo when the divorce papers are signed it’s not even gay.

yeah, pretending being gay would even speed up visa process, we'd accuse officials of discrimination otherwise

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Get a prenup.

What's your reasonable restrictions fag? As I see it any state law is violating the preemptive clause in the Constitution.

What’s the fag version of oy vey? I’ll sell thay shit if I’m getting a Fal and a Aresenal out of it. Oy gay why are you discriminating against me and my man wife? Is it because he’s a Muslim man from Europe? The humanity!

no restrictions

actually i'm a white christian dude in my mid-20s, there's no faith in me though

"Muslim refugee" and don't forget to identify as a transexual mixed race woman with obesity issues. It's a guaranteed win.

SeeWe’ll lie our asses off, get you in, get me my rifles and gay divorce.