Will it get me out of a speeding ticket?

This looks like cringy brand clothing they sell to 12 year old boys.

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Carrying your gun while you have a carry permit will most likely get you out of a ticket. Just don’t be retarded in the way you tell the officer you have a gun.

There we have it, this is what 12 year olds who play Call Of Duty thinks is really cool.

This will go great with my SD9VE and uncle mikes holster

Are you a boomer, or just a regular retarded bootlicking faggot?

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No, only tits work

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Just drive the speed limit you filthy degenerate

Yes, you just have to be more subtle about it

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Yeah, just aim above the vest

Below also works.

This is correct, they just happen to be in pear shaped 30yo+ bodies this time.

Pick up that can.

I don't think following speed limits in populated areas is a bad idea.

If you're out in the middle of fucking nowhere though, like in the desert, sure, go nuts.

I bet you're that faggot that sits at red lights when there's no one around.

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kek. that pic. She looks like she's inside a giant rotting cabbage.

What are traffic cameras

Fuck them, and fuck chickenshit traffic tickets. I treat red lights like stop signs. As long as you're vigilant.

Yup, and straight into a coffin.

> la creatura, la depena, la ogros las militares

.... This is the cringiest shit. What the FUCK!!

This is now going to be your tattoo.

Should read
>I take the knot in the dark of the night

Yes it will, Aim around the vest... Thanks for trying to do your part to remove shitbag dirty cops from the earth, You sir are a good man!

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Wait... a symbol from a comic about vigilantism is being used to show support for law enforcement?

Shhhhh, don't tell them that.

Blue Liners never learned to breathe through their nose, big shock.

You're not wrong. Cops don't want to spend more time than they have to with CCW: Either they appreciate it and cut you some slack, or you terrify them in their core, but you're doing everything right, so they just want you to fuck off.

As long as they didn't pull you over for hit and run, you're probably clear.

My blue tape across my rear windshield has gotten me out of at least 3 tickets.

What did you say you little bitch?!

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>brown eyes
non human detected

nice

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Why would you ever tell a cop you've got a gun? I've only been pulled over while carrying once, but I've been a passenger multiple times. It is none of their business and the best way to not get a speeding ticket is not to speed

Unless of course, your state has some shitty statute saying you have to inform an officer of any weapons, then just hand him the permit with your license and he'll ask you if you're carrying. Don't drop your spaghetti everywhere and talk about having a gun, it is easy to miscommunicate and misconstrue.

Also, if they ask where the gun is tell him. If they ask you to give it to them, POLITELY decline, and say you'd feel more comfortable if he removed the firearm from your person. Last thing you need is for cop #2 to see you pulling out a gun, even if it was by request

Really something to take seriously and again, know your state law. If you don't need to inform the officer, don't. What he doesn't know won't hurt him, but if you tell him he's got to decide what to do about you and your gun

What a dork.

Spbp

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yeah if you kill all of your attackers whatever you did stops being illegal. it's like GTA Chinatown Wars

this is why im trying to learn embroidery, i need this patch now

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>Cops don't want to spend more time than they have to with CCW

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As long as you don't miss, i don't see why not.

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>not getting a speeding ticket on a bike

Leglet.

Well, yeah, that's another option.

Still gets you out of the speeding ticket, though!

if you get a ticket on a bike that's because you're being civil

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You're a leglet if you DO get a speeding ticket on a bike

>mfw nu/k/ would wear these unironically

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>t. el ogre de la americas

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>Be American
>Pulled over for speeding through a school zone
>Cop approaches the car
>Asks for license and registration
>Shit
>Wait, I know what to do!
>My gun has a blue lives matter design on it
>I'll just make sure he sees I have a gun on me when I grab for my license

Just keep it 5 under the speed limit, user. I've never gotten a ticket or even pulled over for doing

>posted 35mph
>won't go over 30
you're THAT guy

I've seen this site ruin people's lives, but that was the meanest thing I've seen.

Yeah pull it out and the cop will know you are a cop bro and wave you on.

pigs and bootlickers turned my beautiful dogo’s breed into a laughingstock. Honestly though using this type of decal to get out of a ticket would be clutch but cops are massive fags and are partly responsible for this.

Dog fucking reference, nice

Are you that asshole I always have to pass on my way to work every evening?

This is what one of the maintenance guys at work decorates his toolbox with.

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Nope. And don't you *dare* tell the cop you have a gun on you. Even if you have a CCW. The facist "only cops should have guns" types will find some reason to bring you in (and by facist cops, I mean *most* cops).

There's all kinds of stupid repucliban-ish types who think cops are their buddies and they have a whole complex about sucking the dick of every soldier and police officer they see. They see the cop who pulled them over and they think, telling the officer they have a gun will just turn into friendly banter about gun stories... NOPE. A cop legitimately sees a man exercising too much freedom and he will *always* put a damper on things, even if the man was just exercising his rights.

>Cops are not your friends.
>Don't talk to cops.
>You talk to cops any more than the most basic pleasantries and you're digging your own grave. "Anything you say can and will be used against you". Also cops can and will *lie* about the things you said (not legally of course, but when does legal ever matter to a cop).
>And NEVER NEVER NEVER tell a cop you have a gun. They can say they smell weed and bring in a dog (which nearly always results in false positives, which they can use to bring an imaginary drug charge *which the sentence is compounded to be MUCH worse since you were carrying*.

With cops be the most nondescript gray man, be humble, say little, don't resist, and NEVER offer them any info that can be used against you. I carry fully legally with my CCW and I've never bothered to tell police I'm packing. Many unjust arrests have happened to guys legally packing, particularly in blue states.

These Thin Blue Line types should grow a spine and admit it's really about hating niggers. It's fine, everybody does, just say it and move on.

>Dog fucking, nice
ftfy

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>keep it 5 under the speed limit
Please do not ever fucking do this

>fuck tha police! LOL
You sound either 12 or black, possibly both

>he doesn't take leisurely strolls while heavily armed on his penny farthing bicycle.
Plebs

Heavily armed on a penny farthing meant packing a full powered .32 pistol.

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>not riding a penny farthing in 2018 in full kit with a top hat and monocle
It's like you're not even trying