Sitting at table

>sitting at table
>bored out of fucking skull
>old man comes back
>I try to say hi
>ghosts me and heads to the spa area
>wtf.jpeg
>he only looks back there for a second before returning to the table
>before I can say anything, he slides me a key and whispers "137" before getting right the fuck out
>like seriously runs off
>uhh.mp3
>key is for a small lock
>guess he's talking about the lockers
>go over there to L137, its locked
>key slides in, turns
>jackpot.wmv
>its pic related

I know you guys said the probably weren't real yesterday, but that dude really creeped me the fuck out with the dead drop

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Then Op went to room 137 to be the lemon party's cream filling.

Uhhhh, ok. Off to a great start

What’s in the bag

Shit forgot pic

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The fuck did I miss?

A corset?

nice corset but your lacing is all wrong. looks more like a straitjacket than a corset at this rate. but i guess the toggles would make the lacing get weird.

For those who missed it here's a link to yesterday's thread
Its fucking full of knives

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im not reading ANY of this shit. either provide a summary with impetus for further discussion, or go back to Digg

Resize your photos

Oh fug yea. Random melanoma resistant human got some shitty knives. Awww yea. Yea

How old do I have to be before I can start being the old man in these stories? These sound fun.

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Oh you’re that stupid nigger. Go hang yourself

Alright, jeez. So basically, I'm a life guard and yesterday I had a pair polypropylene knives out, old man came through, saw them and gifted me a couple of replicas

He said he'd be back with more, but I didn't think it was so soon.

Anyway here's the first one

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Calm it, cletus, this thread ain't for you

Can anyone make heads or tails of this

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Fuck off nigger we know you’re full of shit and not a lifeguard because your kind can’t swim.

My god, Jebediah, I'm just trying to show people some knives

Anyway here's the next one.

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an authentic native american batterang. neat

Dude they’re cheap Chinese pieces of shit. Literally nobody wants to see them. You can get all of that trash at a flea market for a couple bucks each.

thank you for your summary. i have nothing of import to say at this time but i applaud you for your willingness to engage the local culture with new content but in a way that the local culture already finds palatable. neat seal-skinning blade or whatever it is,

i can never remember the name but these are for skinning and butchering seals and other fatty arctic animals iirc. they're a big iunit thing, almost as big as meth

I think you're supposed to punch people with it

BUT FUCKING WOW

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what is the one in the denix box?

THIS FUCKING THING

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>I think you're supposed to punch people with it
not at all and if you tried it would just buckle and move to the side (around the axis formed by your fist from pinky to thumb)

they're really for skinning animals and separating fat and meat from skin and bone

Neato

thanks faggot.

A fancy pommel

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m8 i think you met some retired chief who used you to unload all of the plastic crap from his office before his wife complains about him getting into the Bleach again

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This one's kinda long. Short sword?

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A few stupid, impractical ones

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>getting into the Bleach again
op did you get anything like this? you seem to have been gifted a big box of anime swords

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This ones sharp

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Dont think I'd keep it if I did, bleach is trash

>ITT: a nigger thinks flashy useless shit is worth something

>I had a pair polypropylene knives out

Did everyone miss the autism of this dude being a lifeguard and trying to look like an edgy teenager by playing with a fucking plastic mallninja knife while at work?

Why can't I just show the wacky shit I got today?

What's an experience like this if i can't tell anyone

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Oi! I was just cleaning my bag, I'm not so autistic that I'd start wearing them around.

When not at the pool I assist with a self defense class

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>bleach is trash
WARS HAVE BEEN STARTED FOR LESS

nah sounds pretty normal to me
but then again thats why i intend on never ever working or vacationing in america unless i have to

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Damn it, guys.

I just wanted to show the weird shit I got today, why must you be so abrasive, it's not like anything else is going on.

Fuck, fine, here's the last one. It's a bowie or something

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>2000+18 years
>a bleachfag

I thought all you guys jumped ship. Anywho I guess it's just not my kind of show.

No, friend, they're fake knives made for training only

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You're entitled to your opinion, but the sword design was pretty cool.

Except Zangetsu. Of course the MC gets the most boring one.

I just find it nostalgic; I don't even like anime, but it reminds me of the simplicity of high school life. Not the themes of the show itself, but that I watched the show in high school, and had largely similar problems to those I did in college, but had a better handle on them before things started getting out of hand in my own life.

I also generally liked the filler episodes because they were very wholesome. My favorite is when the ghost corps people stumble upon some kendo student, and teach him how to swordfight for an upcoming competition.

But maybe I just liked bleach in general since I was fascentated by swordfighting as a kid, even as an adult I like stuff that's very technical so I guess fencing and kendo and such like in the bad swordfighting animes would have appealed to edgy 90s/00s child/teenage me over, say, naruto and dragonball

i always figured it was a plot point; ichigo gets a horrid unwieldy chef's knife of a sword to reflect his lack of training and clumsy nature, but it becomes a very precise almost chinese-styled short sword to reflect talent and growth towards fulfilling that talent

These all seem like really tacky cheap decorative knives that were made to impress teenagers. As far as weapons go they're pretty underwhelming. If you just wanted to show them off you might have been better off in /b/.

I have that exact same fucking knife from my godfather. Guess it means its a piece of shit

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this but ironically

keep posting op i wanna see some zany anime knives

OP, sorry summerfags think calling you a nigger without you being a bitch first is cool. But like everyone else said, these are garbage knives. Sell them to teenagers for %20 markup and make a killing

i unironically want to challenge Lupe Fiasco to a swordfight one day just for being a weeb


>20%
thats conservative as fuck, theyre anime knives, people will buy them for hundreds each
t. former weeb

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Because it’s shitty shit you stupid nigger. It’s the cheapest quality pieces of fake useless shit that only retards and niggers like.

Alright young user, you have my attention.

What really ails you about my skin?

I dunno, I thought it was neat.

It's summer and stormfront is edgy

>BUTTFUCKING WOW
how brave are you?

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OP needs to open up an equipment shop in his town so he can pawn these things off on spiky haired drifters.

I mean if its in the same collection as all of that other garbage, my expectations of it have dropped. Also it says “pakistan” on the blade so I don’t know why I was expecting anything in the first place

>When you're so engrossed into the site's extreme satire that you forget it is actually satire

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Not very.

Because niggers are a failed race being babysat by every other first world nation. They have the highest crime rate, drug use rate, and account for 1/3 of all reported rapes despite being ONLY 13% of the population. Nobody likes niggers and their fucking culture except other niggers and degenerates. We could kill every fucking nigger on earth and quality of life would only increase. Other races can get their shit together and there may be a few members of other races who are terrible people. But the vast majority of niggers are fucking trash and need to be culled.

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Jow Forums tard take your copypasta and soak it along with your head

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Not a Jow Forums tard. Niggers are the reason gun crime is so high and the majority of our other crime related problems.

Pretty sure old guy wants to suck your cock OP.

Must you do this now, amidst the rest of the worlds races, to single out black people is folly.

Let's say you do get rid of all the black people, quality of life would go up? You've got your own share of miscreants, meth heads running up and down your street. The guys on wall street who gamble your money on foreign interests, the children of your children who conspire to kill people simply because they're unarmed easy targets.

Today, I read about a college that was barring white students from attending school, and black students were terrorising the remainder. Now, naturally, I was fucking appalled, the wonton seizure of peoples freedom appall me everytime I hear it, and theirs a consensus within me telling to stand against such shit, even if its against my own "kind"

Then I run into you, somebody who has probably been hurt before, or worse, grew up believing the shit you speak. And in believing what you do, you seek out examples to validate what you believe, reinforcing it.

I will apologize for your pain, but nothing more, why should I go to bat for people who obviously wouldn't go to bat for me.

I hope not, that'd be gay.

>

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That's not an argument, friend. But I hope you will come to understand peace, in time.

>Let's say you do get rid of all the black people, quality of life would go up?
Absolutely. Pic related doesn't even start on how much money on average needs to get pumped into each one just for them to barely function in society.

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No id rather see your kind wiped from the face of the earth. Every man woman and child of your shitty race needs to be culled.

Yes, see table 43 FBI crime stats and the CDC population breakdown by race.

I ask you then, where does it stop? Ok blacks are gone. Who's next? The spanish? We're the second biggest race of the world behind Asians.

You'll expend more effort and man power fighting just our numbers, and what do you think the rest of the world will do while this is going down, every race that has ever had beef with caucasians will now have their answer on where they should stand.

Your suggested race war will see the largest loss of life for all sides since both World Wars.

I feel for you and your backwards mind, but I browse this board too. Anyone comes at me sideways and I'll send them straight up. I just would rather have peace.

Your inability to see reason beyond your world view has blinded you to everything.

Reevaluate your life, sir

>no blacks no problems
There’s your answer. Them and the Jews pushing them to be flooded into every other nation.

It ends with nuking the roll so the cockroach tier humanoids can’t inherit it

So you're a black lifeguard(odd) that's into knives? What the fuck and 10-1 you were the one black guy picked last for basketball calling it now.

>5"8
>played football
Why you gotta do me like that?

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>he thinks middle eastern niggas are black

How broad is that spectrum?

Do I look like a fucking turk to you?

D, did Gil Hibben throw up in that bag?

Not white not right. Doesn’t mater what you are you’re still a nigger

Lost

But yeah these all look like United cutlery china town/home shopping network knock offs

neck yourself stormnigger. you guys are just as bad as the kike's and their master race theory.
>Not white not right
Not "chosen", worse than shit.
Same bullshit, different mouthpiece.
Malcolm X was right, integration was a mistake, but goddamn you faggots are horrible.

Nice story about op getting groomed for a homosexual relationship.

Sage