Fort picket

Yeah that's an automatic 5 stars

honestly if i were to steal a tank id just run over some cars its probably an automatic felony anyways

Yeah. I hope he has a good heist team with him, or he’s fucked.

Go big or go home

Nah. If he can dive off a bridge onto a train at the right moment he can ride it until he loses them.

OP, switched to computer. I said tank on live tv and want to kill myself with my rocket launcher

So it has a feminine penis?

Are you pretending to be a reporter? This is an interesting bait-thread.

So, who was this 'official'? Did Jodie bang his wife while he was still in-country?

police dont know what to do with it

Uh.

Get the military to come get their shit and their shitbird. How the fuck are they not on top of this already? How did he get off base without getting a fighter-bomber scrambled?

Dont know about the guy who did it. they hauled him off quickly. not pretending. posted on my phone before i realized there was already a thread. Also looking at my OP i accidentally made good bait. funny its not bait because id been trying to make good bait for years

Could also be prior service or someone that's operated heavy machinery before. Isn't the M113/M577 driven like a big bulldozer?

K I L L D O Z E R

and on the eve of the incident as well hotdamn!

Not that one. Its a command APC. No mounted weapons.

Niggers, post the article.

wtvr.com/2018/06/05/state-police-in-pursuit-of-stolen-tank-on-i-95-crime-insider/

How much pt is Natty g doing this weekend?

None. He will be breaking big rocks into small rocks.

The guard on duty was probably fapping to blacked.com on his smartphone.

why did he give up?

Might've run outta gas, he was going full speed for over an hour

Hes a active duty soldier.

I've seen reports he was a LT