Never a truer word spoken

Such
Obstinate
Yammering

Man, I was on board with the guy until page 3. Like, if you wanna rock the dad bod go ahead, but don't get all self-righteous about how you're choosing to do so because it makes you a more interesting person.

The fact that he made a comic about not giving a shit about how his disgusting folds look (he's still doing the 'flattering drawing' shit he talked about) should tip you off that this person is a total loser, who is so patently uninteresting that they took a significant chunk of ARTING time to talk about how being fat makes them interesting.

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Hahaha... fat bitch

That talk show was fucking hilarious start to finish. The Jow Forums guy in it makes the best fucking faces when she says shit like that.

Smart people read:
>don't worry about what others think of you, worry about what YOU think of you
Jow Forums reads:
>lol I'm better than you because I'm fat

And I sit here wondering how much is insecurity and how much is projection.

It's more the double standard of "he'll be saggy and boring" while going on to say judgemental people are dicks.

That guy looks like what Hitler envisioned. His face makes a good reaction image

Turtle and the Hare, but the turtle loses, then catches diabetes, then gloats about how he has a signed Infinity Gauntlet

What the actual fuck is wrong with people. They know you can get Jow Forums and still have hobbies, right?

They forget.

The comic is literally some fat fuck judging people who choose properly portioned meals and physical activity while simultaneously saying not to worry about the judgement of others because you're a fat fuck.

I was onboard until he decided to attack people who lift for no good reaon. Fuck this guy.

This Revenge of The Beach Bod cartoon series is so totally wrong. It's exactly how fat girls think. Personally, I was thin when I was young and had a chiseled jaw line and sort of ripped looking physique. Good looking girls checked me out all the time. Forty pounds and a few years later and I have a pot belly and almost a double chin. An average girl might check me out once per year, if I'm lucky.

Members of the opposite sex don't look at a good body as being the work of someone who wastes time at the gym. They look at it as someone they want to screw. Unless you've totally given up on the idea of mating with attractive people, then you should probably head on down to the gym.

Getting fit can BE a hobby. It's not like going to the gym doesn't require some degree of skill, refined effort over time, continued improvement, knowledge of proper techniques, etc.

But no, rolling up a pizza into a burrito is the only hobby fatty there cares about.

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HOLY
GRAIL!

>Getting fit can BE a hobby.

That doesn't sound like any fun at all, though.

>So much insecurity

>People judge me for my dad bod
>They even judge me in secret
>Look someone with muscles
>Lets judge them behind their back and make assumptions on their personality like i crazily believed people do about me behind my back.

The authors a little bitch.

Uh, has the idea of living a balanced lifestyle not occoured to him?

Well not everyone has the time for both.
I have about 3h/day between coming home from work and going to bed. This time is shared between cooking, dinner, grocery Shopping, housework and Hobbies.
If I do one hour of exercise each day, there is not much time for other Hobbies during the week.

I like building my arms in specific ways to better handle recoil to shoot faster. That, and because bitches dig arms and shoulders. Art faggot up there instead tattoos his fat because it's him attempting to feel masculine while literally sitting on his ass.

im so glad the tv series doesn't follow the comic, garth ennis is a hack.

Nigger, I do 2 lifting days a week. Pretending you need to every day proves you haven't even looked into it.

That would require a level of personal accountability that these sorts of people consider hateful

do you not have weekends?

>PT an average of 5-6 days a week regardless of unit PT
>still maintain an interesting primary and secondary line of work
>still maintain a happy household and family
>still shoot once a week
>still hunt, hike and fish religiously

It must suck to be a lazy, undisciplined piece of shit.

>Lifting for thots

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Not him, but I used to have between 3-4 days off a week. Now I only get one, and I work night shift with an hour commute either way. Sucks.

Source?

Try not having shit DNA maybe?
I can eat chips and drink beer all day everyday and the only thing that happens is my six pack fades away.
Then I train for 2 weeks and it comes back.

>fat retard makes a needlessly animated comic to justify his fatness
Yeah, I could go to the gym too, and I don't. I'm not as fat as this faggot though.
>in 50 years we'll all be saggy and boring, but he'll be saggy and boring
I like that he actually thinks that him sitting on his ass all day fat won't make him more boring or less worse off than someone who actually works out and presumably has a better social life.

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Nigger, you could two lifting days a jog day with ease.

*if* that's too much of a time demand, you're still literally just a jump-rope, a pull-up bar and some sweat away from being in good shape using super high intensity 15-30 min sessions.

This.
My body responds better to it as well.
And 3 big meals a day is the best way to get big, not that pussy 5-6 little meals a day.
Daily gymfags are dumb.

t. Used to be one

Been trying to figure out a spot in my house where I could put up a pull-up bar. Are there any doorframe mounted ones that aren't shit? I don't want to tear my house up.

I weight 160lb, so no worries about weight.

When ladies see a ripped guy they wonder if he's poor but if they see a ripped guy with a nice watch, they immediately want the "D".

Nobody likes fatness.

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>pretending 'bitches' doesn't include traps.

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Honestly no. Some aren't actively dangerous though. If you have a support beam in the basement you can drill into though, pipe, bolts, and fittings are your friend.

Any one has Red Skull Red Pills?

I don't know how solid your door-frames are, but if you're that nervous, you can always spend that money on a basic bitch dumbell set from wally-world instead. Or read some reviews and find something good for your structure. I'm kind of blessed in that the gym I use is a half a mile from my house and they also have a track, TRX training systems and all kinds of bars and racks outside.

But at any rate, if you'll take 3-4 days a week and have, like I said, even just 15-30 minutes of those "oh shit I've turned to jelly, I'm gonna vomit" sessions then you'll be shocked at how ya end up looking in just a few months.

Source?

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What is this, a Nuremberg rally for ants?

I am 210lbs and my doorframe bar hasnt let me down. Does kinda suck that i can kneel on the floor and almost reach my bar though....

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10/10

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Gay

not him but dumbells can only go so far to simulate pull-ups
I'm pretty happy with using coat hook, the door handle and a set of those rubber bands to simulate a whole bunch of machines

>95% of diets fail
>1 out of 100 people will succeed
COMMON
COOOOOOOOOOORE

I think this is an Australian though.

You have to find ways to make it fun.

When running I listen to music and have pokemon go up. There are other running games but that one is the most popular. Running feels so boring to me without some other stimulation. IF running outside change your headphones to be mono instead of stereo and only leave on ear in so you don't get run over.

When lifting record your progress. Its easy to miss the gains because they can be incremental. It also helps set the goals for the next time.

Do some type of group workout: martial arts, classes at the gym. Making progress is easier to see when its a belt of a certificate.

I did martial arts for a while but didn't lift or do cardio outside of it. I didn't feel like i was making any progress. One day a friend was moving and I went to help. I was a monster. I had realized how much stronger I was and how long I could go.

The same can be said of losing it. A couple months ago I saw a guy and was thinking, I might be able to take him. Later that night I hit the bag and was horrified at how slow I was.

I guess LOL threads are a Jow Forums thing now?

You just know this fucking guy is much fatter IRL. These comic artists always draw themselves as much more flattering than they are in-person. judging by the appearance in the comic, this fat fuck is pushing 300 easily.

Either way they're as dumb as a brick

Loled

This.
Look at penny arcade.

Well, duh. But he can stuff his gym clothes in the car and hit the park after work if he wants to do them bad enough.

Preacher

>in the basement

No basements on the East Coast, user.

It is funny to sit al day and have a belly. Till you get diabetes due to intravisceral fat.

I live less than two hours from the coast near a major waterway that flows into it and I have a basement.

Are you meme-ing?

What is
>hiking
>camping
>canoeing/kayaking
>field/bushcraft
>running with friends

There's plenty of ways to exercise that are fun. Problem is that we've pushed the idea that "you'll fail so why even bother" on to everyone from school kids on up and thus made being a fat piece of shit socially acceptable.

>I don't have 15 minutes to do push ups and calisthenics in the morning
Exuses are why you're fat.

Fuck off Jow Forums

>
>
>
>pointless animation in a comic strip
this makes me fucking furious

heck yeah! every. body. is. beautiful.

Beta male trying to slight people he feels threatened by and inferior to, as a way of justifying his own mediocrity. Nothing new here.

>tfw no warrior chieftain bf

it's a coping strategy

>That doesn't sound like any fun at all, though.
depends on what you like to do.

personally I enjoy the self-improvement aspect, which makes weight lifting fun for me. I enjoy testing my limits and seeing how I can lift heavier weights and set new records for myself, and in real life it's rewarding to see how things get easier with improved strength. and learning new exercises or trying new routines is fun.

Jesus I just googled what they looked like in real life. There’s literally 0 resemblance what so ever.

S O Y

I still remember bald and piglike

Googled some pictures of him he's defiantly pudgy but i wouldn't call him fat per se

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I like how his beard helps hide his double or possibly even triple chin.

I'm literally half a mile from the Severn and I've got a basement.

You don't "catch" diabetes, you develop diabetes.

>fat logic
>smart
I can smell the hotdog breath from here, tubby.

Makes me feel special seeing things like this coz i lost 4 1/2 stone in the last year, never felt better. Keto ftw!

Mr internet tough guy please tell me your ways

I've been gradually moving towards keto, myself. My digestion has been working a lot better since, though my weight loss rate hasn't changed much (was already counting calories).

Two hours a week and 20 mins cardio EOD is too much for some people, apparently.

Lmao basementlets

In a lot of areas, a basement is just a thing that gets flooded every year.

Like this?

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I got one. It's the designated "literally shit backflowing like some eldritch horror from Darkest Dungeon realized it was a bad place to hide" place.

Much good a fat roll disguising neckbeard will do you. Neckbeards are fucking revolting.

t. man who doesn't have a double chin, but does grow a beard down to his adams apple.