How would Jow Forums take down the iron giant?

get him to read Schopenhauer then afterwards he'd just kill himself

Trudeau pls go

idk i'm not 5 yrs old. What the fuck is it?

Construct an iron giantess.

>implying we wouldn't harness his power for the Jow Forumsube

i wouldn't, he is a good boy who sacrificed him self to save everyone.

>idk i'm not 25 yrs old. What the fuck is it?
FTFY

headbutt it's legs

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you got me I'm 37. What is it?

>In this animated adaptation of Ted Hughes' Cold War fable, a giant alien robot (Vin Diesel) crash-lands near the small town of Rockwell, Maine, in 1957. Exploring the area, a local 9-year-old boy, Hogarth, discovers the robot, and soon forms an unlikely friendship with him. When a paranoid government agent, Kent Mansley, becomes determined to destroy the robot, Hogarth and beatnik Dean McCoppin (Harry Connick Jr.) must do what they can to save the misunderstood machine.
Sweet ass cartoon movie from childhood.
t. 28

LAUNCH THE MISSILE NOW

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>quelled with superior firepower, but rather with compassion and understanding
> you still gotta die for others
liberals.
i miss the old arketypes. Now, there's just two things a man can be:
> the seducing betrayer
> the guy who kills himself giving.
I noticed this first in GOTG2, but it's in literally every new piece of media.
California forbid men be allowed happiness and meaning

i watched it and im 18

Fix bayonets.

THAT MISSILE IS TARGETED TO THE GIANT'S CURRENT POSITION! WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY!?

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That missile is targeted to the giants current position, WHERES THE GIANT MANSLEY

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youtube.com/watch?v=87gvIoby4zM

Water.

LUNCH DA MIZL NOW

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Noice, glad it still holds up. I had no idea it was Vin Diesel since he was a nobody at the time and I was a kid. But every Christmas still to this day my brother and I get drunk and watch it and shout shitty fast and furious lines at the TV/Iron Giant.
>Iron Giant shouts IM IN YA FACE to Hogarth
>Iron Giant asks Hogarth Earl Spilner if he's a serial killer etc

Any conventional battle would ensue like this
youtube.com/watch?v=WRrUPtnk1KE

daily reminder, spooky glow cia nigger did nothing wrong.

best option:
> nuke it into pieces,
> find the pieces
> encase in cement.

Shouldn't the EMP from the nuke have killed him the first time?

With the love of 1 child that understands and accepts him

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we don't see that type of effect in the movie, so guess not.
we probably wouldn't be able to find all the pieces the first time, so it's going to take practice as well

robot dindu nuffin you fag

A caseful of Coronas, family.

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I would become his friend.

Sounds cool. I'll download it for my kid.

i'm glad that's not a gif where the eye twitches

>If you kill your enemies, you lose

Right here

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I would use the rust from my rustington 870 to corrode it into nothing

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suck its cock

t-todd?? is that you?

i expected BRRRRRRRRRRT to be the first answer.

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scp-rust

with the lead giant

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Make it so he accidentally kills the kid. He couldnt live with himself so he would then commit suicide.

Befriend it then convince it to commit suicide

is this 10mm

Let's not kid ourselves, .50 BMG API's would do the job for sure.

>Snatched radio form superior officer
>Proceeded to illegally override superior's orders
>Did so with orders to launch a nuclear strike
>On American soil
>On a civilian population

He's getting the firing squad.
Deal with it.

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Oh, and I almost forgot, attempted desertion.

You nuke him like last time then put each individual piece in a re-inforced container. Or bury it in cement.

The little screw at the end couldnt break a glass window on its own, much less 3 feet of solid concrete with steel plating around it.

Or hell, just find the head then place a jammer next to it. No comms, no problem.

The movie is 20 years old, user.
Remember that the only reason he wasn't already killing and destroying humanity was because he had amnesia and had the time and opportunity to learn differently.
What do you suggest we should do if one comes and DOESN'T conveniently have amnesia?

>Find kid he has personal attachment to
>Put kid out on boat
>nukes when he gets to boat
>find and melt every part left of it, turn the melted metal into a rocket and shoot it into the sun

Easy

Hire a Russian hacker

Its also trying to not be violent. Entire arms and legs are making their way to the giant at the end and the small parts don't assemble until they're actually at the assembly site. This means that arm cannon survived mostly intact. Good luck containing that.

If it survived a nuke to the face, how are you going to melt it down?

Psy Ops.

I'd use the love of a young boy to brainwash it into exterminating its own kind.

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kryptonite

It pains me that the left claims that this movie is anti gun. Fuck that bitches, it's anti government. Apparently brad bird even said in an interview that it isn't anti gun, but I can't find anything to support that claim.

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Friendship and puss puss

love

>the left
Stop

A Tsar bomb,the real version(100 megaton one)

I trap it in a logic trap or recursion loop.

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This is the only one with a chance

Retreat until He rund out of fuel

>Hog Hug fags unironically believe this

I'd call it names until it feels like shit.

This. Why would we?

Shoot .22lr into its eyes or mouth when its talking. Once its in itll ricochet around inside

A larget robot, made of a denser metal.

I wouldn't
>tfw no giant killbot battlebuddy

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with the power of friendship

Everything can die or be blown up. Even mountains or oceans.

fuck off commie, we kill shit here

Convince him to work for the USA

>indoctrinating your child with communist propoganda

good job

Where do you think they got liberty prime from?

It's just iron diesel in a body kit

Has anybody considered why it was sent in the first place, and what it would have done without brain damage?

WHERE'S THE GIANT MANSLEY?

He landed on earth by accident, user.

youtu.be/OSjqF5tR894

despite all the hate, user brings up a very important point; total capability of a nation, in this case the United States, is far more than our overwhelming military might.

Soft power such as the westernization of the world is ridiculously under appreciated.
Go to Europe, they're listening to katy Perry. Watching our reality shows on mtv, and playing our video games. The same way you get mad at your friend, you don't strike them because they're your friend.

Other nations have taken note; south Korean drama in North Korea has largely undermined the north (best) Korean regime. Hate and animosity in the Pacific among minors towards Japan is ridiculously decreased by the amount of anime consumerism.

>Tl;dr stop being a fag because bombs still win

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It's foolproof

Wait you mean thermite? or do you mean actual termites?

This
We should just destroy the head

You know I have never seen this movie, is it really worth the watch?

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Computer virus

>the evils he was supposed to stop win their war without the giant to stop them
>they remain unchecked and eventually attack Earth
>Hogarth and Co now have to travel the world to find pieces to rebuild their savior
Iron giant 2 fund it.

Either a giant killdozer or a Ratte Landkreuser.

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more like 10m

>tfw Hogarth's father was a tanker who died in Korea

youtu.be/E1-vzNh2d14

Only correct answer.