What's the most /vigilante/ thing you've done?

What's the most /vigilante/ thing you've done?

I once drove around my city after an amber alert went out, but that's about it.

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Hit a homeless guy with a bottle for strangling a dog once. Not that much to it.

I stop to help at car wrecks if there's not already EMS there.

Beat an overgrown 12yr old unconscious for groping a girl one time. not much else honestly.

Been first on scene for a couple car wrecks too. Turns out ar500 targets are surprisingly shit at breaking laminated glass windows in a hurry.

>I once drove around my city after an amber alert went out, but that's about it.
lol did you have literally nothing to do? Those things are so annoying when sent to your phone and it starts beeping and shit. They shouldn't be allowed to just send that. If you want to subscribe or something fine but to just send it because.

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It's pretty hard to break most windows by hand. Growing up my youth pastor was a beefy, muscular dwarf (think lives under a tree and makes hammers, not a midget) of a man and locked himself out of his car. Took him like 30 minutes with a ball peen hammer to break a window.

it was later at night and really close to where I lived. But yeah basically just because I was bored. I have no problem with the messages tbqh, if someone was really kidnapped then an alert like that should be sent out. Problem is, it's usually domestic stuff like one parent picked up the kid without the others permission. Shit like that shouldn't be blowing up phones with alerts.

nice

>really close to where I lived
Does yours tell you specifics? Mine just says pretty much the city/county
>I have no problem with the messages tbqh
Well I live in Niggertown while finishing school and it's fucking annoying. I fucking hate the messages, maybe if it was a normal message but it's fucking startling sometimes, just out of nowhere.

Unless you’re EMT trained or LEO/fmr LEO, don’t stop on the highway for this. Keep traffic moving and stop creating more targets for some dumbfuck lookyloo to crash in to.

this is retarded, I've been stuck inside a car for 20 minutes before someone broke the window. If you see something do something

No guns here. I stopped a rape/murder when I heard a woman cry out for for help. Almost got killed by the two armed men, because you know us noguns. Lucky for me that neighborhood was the most dangerous one in town, and it only took the police a few minutes to arrive on scene to help poor defenseless mr noguns from being killed himself.
Lucky for me they were so fixated on chasing me around parked cars that they didn't notice the police creep up.

My father and I chased a couple of kiddie-diddler illegals till they crossed the county line.

>Be me, inside playing PS3.
>Brother and sister outside playing, father on porch playing some baseball team manager game on IPhone.
>Ragged ass white '02 Dodge Grand Caravan slowly creeps by.
>Couple of straw-bailing El Salvadorians of course.
>Eyeballs children. Father notices.
>Recognizes vehicle and plates from a police bulletin on Facebook.
>ITSGOTIME.mp4
>Runs in house to my room, surprises me.
>"Grab some heat for both of us, we got to go NOW!"
>ohshitnigger.apng
>Grab Armalite 20-inch AR and two 20-rounders to shove in gym short pockets for me.
>Give father basic bitch Glock 19 and a 33rd mag.
>Hop in truck, father driving.
>whythefuckdiditakeafullsizerifleintoasinglecabtruck.flac

Continue?

>Unless you’re EMT trained or LEO/fmr LEO
>LEO/fmr LEO
This is going to for sure trigger some faggots.

I fired a gun at some kids graffitiing a tunnel.

not cool

super cool

Please do

Christ, the newfag in this thread physically hurts.

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Got a posse together to go deal with a wife beater. Little bitch skipped town when we came, called the cops to make sure we wouldn't move his wifes shit out while he was gone and the cop just fuckin did what he asked. Lost all respect for police that night

Ok

>1. Our '08 Ram is creeping down the dirt road to sneak up to these nasty fuckers.
>2. They stop just pass 3-way, we stop in 3-way. I get out and approach with rifle ready screaming all sorts of profanity. They gun it.
>3. THE CHASE IS ON BOYS!
>4. We both powerslide on to the hard road, we almost end up in the creek.
>5. +90 MPH chase for about 10 minutes to the county line.

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no that's good enough, you can end the story now, thanks!

Broke up a dude smacking around his girlfriend on his lawn like 5 houses down from mine, she was screaming loud enough i heard it from my living room. Basically just drew on him and made him get on the ground until cops got there.

When i was 18 i spent the weekend in jail for beating the living shit out of my moms 60 year old boyfriend because i caught him choking her while they were fighting

Thats about it. I've broken up alot of fights and shit at partys and bars but pretty much all just standard drunk bullshit

>your phone and it starts beeping and shit

>he owns a (((smart))) phone

Slashed a dealer's tires because he ripped me off

Chased a burglar one night out of my house and through several streets with a baseball bat, wearing nothing but my boxers

Some friends and I sat korean style outside of our apartment during a long blackout. We all had our pistols with us carrying dirty because some culturally enriched individuals had broken into and trashed a store down the street.
We lived in a very diverse hood back then. Lots of section 8 housing.

It must be hard acting a white knight.
She knew who she married and still stayed with him anyway.

It’s not white knighting when it’s your mom.
Not that user btw.

>user needed plural men to back him up to harass one guy while white knighting
>"durr I lost all respect for police"
It never gets old.

Poured water in the oil tank of a motorbike that belonged to a dickhead that beat his girlfriends and stole money from people.

I followed 2 teen car jackers who were trying to take my neighbors car one night. They seemed young, and at 6'4" 280lb at the time I really didn't feel they could hurt me at all.

Fat isn't body armour retard

Course it ain't. But it and the muscle under it make so most basedboys wont even try anything. Plus, this was in Cali, they can't have guns, that's illegal.

D-Derek? Is that you?

as long as it gets me (You)s, I'm a pleased mamma-jamma

type it all out next time you absolute faggot

Pissed on some guys windshield drunk.
It was very hot the next day.

Drove up real quick and close to this cyclist who was taking up to much road and yelled out the window at her. Your welcome guys

When I was growing up in Baltimore I beat the shit out of this nig for kicking a stray cat to death for no reason.
>inb4 Hurr durr feral cats
Our neighborhood has maybe 5 cats that mostly just killed the giant rats running around.

Chastised a woman in a grocery store parking lot because she just forcibly pushed her empty cart away when she was done packing things up and almost hit a parked car with it in the process. She wasn't happy that she was put on the spot and had someone point out her reckless lazy bullshit. She was fat, busted looking, had frazzled hair, was missing teeth, and drove in a shitty sun damaged mini van. Real ugly woman, inside and out.

I use to give money to homeless shelter

By giving money to the poor they are less likely to commit crime I probably saved more lives then any one here

>Be on train
>Not the only dude on train; it's mid morning in a busy city
>Dude near the back is talking to two girls; whatever, I don't care
>Getting more and more loud, wish they'd shut up
>The two girls move to the front of the carriage, and ask to sit with me
>Wait, what?
>"Sure, that's fine"
>Over comes the dude
>I didn't get a good look at him, but now I do
>Guy is a skinny, older chav looking guy with sunglasses and a rat-tail
>Starts trying to talk to one of the girls
>"Hey, so do you wanna fuck?" (yes, he actually said that)
>"No, sorry. I have a boyfriend"
>At this point realise they don't know each other
>Every other dude has earphones in and is trying hard not to look this way; the women are exactly the same
>I say "mate, I don't think she's interested"
>He turns and looks angry, then sees I have a few inches and a few kilos on him, and I'm not some teen or other old guy
>Starts stuttering out something about talking to them before
>Cuts himself off and walks to back of the train
>Girls thank me and get off next station
>Hear the dude at the back talking to some other dude loudly about how he's not afraid of anybody, and used to beat up cops
>Keeps pitching his voice at me
>I really don't give a fuck; by now we're in an area where cops would be there in a matter of minutes and I have no doubt in my mind a cop wearing 40lbs of tactical gear would steamroll this dude

This kind of thing happens a lot. Mostly just dudes who are being dicks on public transport and the second literally anybody tells them to pipe down and shut up they instantly wuss out and stop. It's kinda exhausting, but it seems like every guy in my city over the age of 25 had a meeting and collectively decided to never, ever do anything. I actually see small women in their 20's calling out shitty behaviour more often than I see big guys in their late 20's and early 30's actually doing anything about it.

you did the right thing

Flashed my gun at a homeless guy who was beating on a soccer moms car window for money at a red light. He immediately hauled ass and she rolled her window dowm to thank me. I told her to go buy a gun because I won't be around next time

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I shit in a paper bag and left it on a rapists(?) doorstep, rang the doorbell, and ran away.

Watched The Punisher on Netflix, just like all the other liars in this thread.

ITT: LARP

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why don't you break the window?

That's pretty cool user

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fake and gayest thing I've read all year

lol cringe thread. Fuckin liars.

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>it seems like every guy in my city over the age of 25 had a meeting and collectively decided to never, ever do anything. I actually see small women in their 20's calling out shitty behaviour more often than I see big guys in their late 20's and early 30's actually doing anything about it
This is because they've been conditioned not to. Men are steeped in training to not socially interact with women or children who they don't know. It's all supposed to make creepy inbreds like the guy you told to fuck off learn to not be such subhumans, but they're too lacking in self awareness to ever realize how obnoxious they are and it ends up just discouraging normal dudes from getting involved. It just isn't worth the risk.

I shot at the Dodge Challenger and killed the abducted child by accident, so I went and hijacked a BEARCAT and drove around the town. When I came up to a cornfield, I deployed white phosphorus smoke and jumped out of the door wearing a full body mylar suit so the helicopter IR couldn't detect me. You just didn't hear about it because LE was too embarrassed.

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> want to teach kid not to throw a tantrum
> responds by throwing a tantrum

Beating a child is the adult version of a kids temper tantrum. It takes a lot longer to talk to the child, to deal with their poor behavior in a constructive way that deals with the root problem vs lashing out because someone "don't do what you want!"

Letting the child get it out, ignoring it (not giving in or changing stance) and leaving if they won't stop is what you should do. That spic managed to figure it out, maybe you should too.

You do realize you have to light it on fire. And that everyone knows this "trick" so it doesn't work. And also they can get your DNA from the shit. And and and and

Well done.

Not really vigilante, but the only time I was ready to use extrajuidical deadly force.

>be eurofag
>browsing the internet around 2 AM, about to go to bed
>no guns best friend starts texting me
>"Dude I think somebody is sneaking around my house."
>DEFCON 1
>"Call the cops man!"
>"But what if it's nothing?"
>"FFS nigger hold on"
>grab CZ75 and flashlight and drive over
>tactically clear the outside of the house and garden - nothing
>drive to a nearby parking lot and text him to keep listening, ready to go
>nothing for the rest of the night

Turns out the next day, that it was a broken tree branch tapping windows and scraping against the wall and window frame.

>Broke up a dude smacking around his girlfriend on his lawn

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She deserved it for dating the man in question

I mixed it up a little by attaching a pretty note to it that said "thank you!" then leaving it unlit so that they checked the contents before they realized I didn't like them

>girl from the nest street gets stabbed by a junkie because she didn't give him cigarette money
>subdivision is just a year old so boundary walls are incomplete
>can't hire a guard since we don't have HOA yet
>ended up agreeing on doing community watch twice a week
>carried a RIA 1911 but some neighbors made a fuss about it being unecessary
>flashlights and batons are okay
>had to content myself on carrying an air rifle

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Women are society and they decide what that means.
Of course it is their responsibility to make decisions about social stuff and enforce it

Wait... so you made people uncomfortable by wielding an actual weapon
They’re fine with less lethal options
But you insist on an air rifle?

It's loads better than a fucking stick. Locally made Nimrod rifle. She wanted us to just walk around then call the police if we find something.

There's a resettlement area just a few kilometers away from our subdivision and the only thing that separates us from them is a rice paddy. So yeah, expect anything not bolted down and is in plain view to get nicked eventually.

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No man is a nogunz whether they like it or not. You could have easily unholstered
your pants pistol and held the crooks at johnson point until police arrived. That way you could avoid getting chased entirely and possibly impress the damsel in distress.

I once chased a fucker for 100 yards with a machete in hand for parking in my driveway. He called me a cunt, I gave him the scare of his life.

Post boipucci

you sound like my dad

there are a few stretches of highway across the US that are notorious for being dangerous, lots of crime like car jackings, missing persons, murders, ect. I have to drive a lot for work (and since I love to go for long drives) I sometimes cruise around them for hours looking for anyone that might be in danger
the most ive run into is a few drug dealings (didnt give a fuck, didnt stop) and this one guy that was trying to stop cars with his own beat us truck and some flares, basically like this
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I rolled up and he had stopped an old man who clearly didnt know what to do. I didnt even have to get out of my car or unholster my gun, seeing another car roll up made this guy get into his and speed off

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at ,my job (retailcuck) theres this creepy old man that keeps trying to get my co workers to come to his house. He started out as kind of nice, always happy and wishing everyone a good day, in hindsight he was just grooming and testing the waters.
Since then (unbeknownst to me) he has been giving presents to some of the girls I work with. Shit like valentines day cards, his own CD's, love letters, outright saying he loves them, ect.

Apparently this has been going on for a while but none of the girls said anything because they were so creeped out. The only one of my managers to care (to the point where he followed him out of the store and the guy peeled out of the parking lot looking "visibly pissed off") has left. Ive had to tell each of my other managers about this because none of them thought to get the word around
>huh, what do you mean theres a 70 year old man trying to get our employees to meet him
>what do you mean he comes in when they work and says he loves them
>to the point where the girls are hiding in the back and afraid to come out
>huh, well we'll just have to keep an eye on that

none of them are doing a fucking thing about it, and at the risk of sounding like a rent a cop I do read a lot of true crime and think this guy is pretty dangerous. Ive brought this up and they dont care as much
>well, he's a dirty old man but I wouldnt say he's dangerous
Im just waiting for this guy to try something in the parking lot at night when those girl have to walk, alone, to their cars. Ive taken to staying later and walking out with them, and I certainty dont have a 9mm shield in an IWB tucked into my pants, of course. I might be blowing this whole thing out of proportion but Id rather be a bit overzealous then naive

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>be living in apartment complex
>everything is really nice
>some ghetto trash drug dealers move in
>they start behaving as expected
>harassing and threatening all the tenants
>sexually harassing all the women
>the management staff is all women
>they start eviction process, now the thugs are threatening the staff/management
>they especially liked chimping at night, fucking up the common areas near the pool/laundry
>start OCing and hanging out with management in their office to help with security
>the only on-site security is unarmed patrols that pop in on occasion
>none of them fucked with me
>I suppose "an armed society is a polite society" is true
>they got evicted by a swarm of cops after the courts finally got around to it after months of bullshit legalities

>be me, working Friday night at college as security, only guy left who gives half of a fuck because of shitty administration
>have known sex offender student (extremely rich foreign student from Ukraine) go on a sexual assault spree
>gropes dozens of girls, tries to rape a male and female student
>boss and I finally hunt him down, give him a good scare, and tell him to stay in his dorm room until further notice
>boss goes to office to contact head of student life
>she says that they'll get everyone in charge of student discipline to meet Monday morning to deal with it, and that we can't just force him to stay in his room
>great, now we have a sex offender that knows he is going to be kicked out, but also knows that the college won't let his shit go public to protect the school's reputation, meaning he has nothing to lose at this point.
>boss says "meh, what the fuck" and tells me to go tell the rapist that he is free to leave his room.
>I go back and tell the kid that student life is considering involving the FBI and that he is going to be arrested and deported if he leaves his room for anything other than going to the bathroom until his meeting on Monday. I tell him to call a friend when he needs to eat, and have them get food from the dining hall for him
>he eventually gets kicked out, but because Ukraine was in the middle of the shit with Russia, the administration said it would be too dangerous to follow this up as a Title IX case, because he would be deported back home. His father supposedly wrote a check for a few million dollars, and he got a medical withdrawal.
>find out the next year that he is going to a different college in another state and the other college has no idea that he ever did anything wrong.
>leak info on college Facebook page and the campus feminists lose their shit. I don't know if he was ever kicked out of that other school, but I'm sure everyone on that campus was then aware of the shit he was doing

You follow the path of the righteous man, user.

>getting played this hard

Habeeb it.

Over 9000 years after I thought I would never find this funny again...

(Different user)
Boyo... I'm six feet and all of 150 and I can break out just about about any window on any car save the windshield of a 90s chevy or Ford pickup

T. Crushes cars on the weekdays for thirty and hour

Some drunk as fuck retard was passed out in his car pointed the wrong way in the middle of the road so I stopped banged on his window and he instead of answering me started driving so I said fuck it and called the cops as I left.

Was going to get him off the main road so he could sleep in peace, and not end up in jail. He was waaaaay to fucked up to let continue drive without doing SOMETHING.

Guess I'm not much of a vigilante.

>Beat an overgrown 12yr old unconscious for groping a girl one time. not much else honestly.
So you're a bearmode whiteknight?

So do you pretend to be a consenting faggot, or excusably naive?

Because one is Noble and the other is morally corrupt.

You are doing the right thing user. Freaks like that do nothing until they do something.

is there a part of the window one should hit to improve chances of breaking? what if the window is slightly open?

I shot a clown in the face.

You are welcome.

You can turn them off in settings.

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STFU, or I'll beat your wife.

6'4 280

Nigga I would David the fuck out of you with a brick for the story.

Kinda cool mostly gay

The other day I helped animal control catch a loose dog that was running around my neighborhood.

>be me
>at party with friends, as I show up they tell me this chick knows who I am and wants the d
>awesome, commence operation smooth as buttered ice
>things go well, the party moves to a club
>girl and I all over each other, we decide to leave to one of our places
>supersoaker.jpg
>leave club and walk down the road towards campus (collegefag) trying to find a signal to get an uber
>while walking we see a white girl arguing with a 6’6” black guy
>pass by but I keep an eye on the situation
>20m past the argument there are two couples both watching
>ask if they’re watching
>”yeah we don’t know what it’s about but his body language makes it look like he might hit her”
>suddenly the yells and fucking sprints away down a road
>1sec pause, nog runs after her
>AHFUCKNOTNOWDAMMIT.mp3
>I tell my girl to wait with the others and take off after them
>they’ve run about 200m and have stopped and are now arguing again
>I run up to about 20m away and start yelling to leave her alone and get away from her
>nog turns around and walks towards me arms out
>”DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!??!”
>literally tell him no and I don’t give a shit leave her alone
>he stops advancing, I quickly look back and see the two other guys behind me
>I have both the support and high ground, Obi-Wan taught me well
>bullshit back and forth between Egotistical Zulu and us
>switch to trying to talk to girl
>tells us it’s okay and to leave and just get away, that their argument and her running was nothing
>Stockholm Syndrome at its finest
>see a cop coming down the road on patrol so I start to walk, tell the other guys to walk with me and to flag down the cruiser
>tell the officer what’s going on and everything that happened
>he says he’ll take care of it, we walk away
>girl I’m with says what I did was extremely hot
>had amazing sex
All in all I’d say it was a damn good night

had a similar issue
>worked at blockbuster (fuck im old)
>manager was a MILF, made my days there worth it
>some guy would come in and flirt with her nonstop
>wasnt an old man, id say maybe 50
>she was polite until he wasnt, said he wasnt allowed in the store and if he came in she'd call the cops
>remember him smiling, nodding at her and walking out
>a week goes by with no incidents, think he finally got the message
>wrong
>he waited until after the store closed and she was leaving by herself and apporached her with a knife
>forced her into her own car and made her drive around for a few hours
>saying "I need to think about what Ill do next"
>at a red light she jumps out and escapes and he gets arrested

granted I was only 17 but I felt I could have maybe done something, walked with her, stayed late so safety in numbers. I dont know, but you're doing the right thing, just because hes old doesn't mean he isnt dangerous