Be me

>Be me
>Trying to get some sleep
>Live in non-commiefornia state
>Plenty of funs but I have to go haul them from my other place.
>Fucking drug dealer parked outside my house and didn't fucking leave until I flashed my fucking porch lights and turned them off
>Tenants texting me asking me why the fuck there's a guy out here idling with a pitbull in his car. I straight up tell them it's some fucking pusher with a hound to guard his stash and everyone gets sketched out.
>Barely resist urge to call cops and just get the guy arrested.
>Realize that starting shit with these people just ushers in a world of complications with me and my tenants, safety wise.

What can be done to deter these cocksuckers from parking on my side of the street aside from stepping on the porch, lighting a smoke, and pack a G17 with a fat 30 rounder sticking out of it? Do they dislike bright lights? Cameras? What must be done. I respect people's rights as individuals to do business among themselves as they please but this is fucking annoying to me and mine.

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Call the police you stupid fuck.

I'm gonna gather some evidence first. If this guy's a regular I'm just gonna have an entire folder of creepy photographic evidence to give them.

You think the fucking cops are gonna tell them the name and address of the guy who complained? call the cops you fucking moron.

Cut some marine flares to fit in a shotgun, and load the tube with a mix of marine flares and birdshot. Shoot the car

>trip fag
>does stupid shit

Without fail

I live DIRECTLY across from the people I would be calling the cops on. That's the shitty part. Odd thing is I see police in this neighborhood frequently, but these fucking space cadets across the street apparently have zero fear of them or know somebody. I'm gonna be the first person they suspect and if they're fucking weirdos it is on. My tenants are women, basically useless in a fight and very naive. Place I'm repairing and fixing up is not very well enforced.

Most Jow Forums answer in the thread so far despite being entirely a bad idea.

Being enough of a newfag to not know what a tripcode actually is

>trip asking for advice
>rejects said advice because it isn't what he wants to hear
Like pottery

Same newfag not knowing what a tripcode is

>Tenants texting me asking me why the fuck there's a guy out here idling with a pitbull in his car.
LARP confirmed, a thread died for this.

can you be retardeder?

I can't hear this shit from the back of the building, but I can hear my phone blowing up. What's your deal?

Go back OP. You Have too.

>Guy can't actually identify OP and calls people a redditor

Are you trying to bump a thread you want dead or just this fucking new?

Fuckin snipe this cholo using a silenced .22 and his pooch

Put cameras around

Put up signs saying idlers and unknown vehicles will be reported

I dont fuckin know, go buy some firework mortal shells and lob them from across the street through this fuckers window I dont know man.

Use a nail gun and fuckin jason borne a bigboy spike into his fuckin tire or some shit

More ideas, good. Better than the cocksucker who's noiding out right now because he just made a dropoff with his fucking dog.

Call the local sherrifs office or non emergency pd and tell them there is a suspicious person around your house you suspect is a drug dealer, that it's been going on frequently.
Who gives a fuck what the degenerates think. They aren't going to do shit. You'll be doing everyone a favor.

One of my buddies had a similar problem when he moved to a new neighborhood and sketchy ass people would be outside in their cars smoking and shit. He bought a used, ridiculously bright stage spotlight and put it on his roof. He'd fucking beam that shit directly on their front windshield and blind the shit out of them and illuminate the entire area aroung their car.

Go up to him like a man and tell him to take his bullshit somewhere else. If he threatens you, shoot him in the face.

Kek, would buy him a beer.

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You think the evidence disclosure paperwork if any charges arise from the report and subsequent police activity won't include the initial complainant's details?
Or maybe that these dealers, like many other criminals, have contacts within the PD for information?

Corrections here, literally the only thing that deters these people is police contact.

Put up a bunch of "Help Wanted" signs. That usually scares them away.

Bigger porch light and obviouse camera. My camera isnt even hooked up. It was taken from a scrap pile, 1980s huge metal fucker. That and few late night smokes with eye contact from the porch. I havent seen mine in months. I have an abandoned house with a thick hedge right across the street. The neighbors next to it and I are ALWAYS on squatter/dealer patrol.