Hi I called in about the CZ Pistol

Hi I called in about the CZ Pistol

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I'll never understand how anyone could ever let themselves get this bad. Absolutely zero self respect. That truly must be a mental condition.

You never been in the gun store before.

damn

And how expensive it must be to overfeed yourself for however long it takes to reach this point

Don't fat shame, Jow Forums is a progressive board.

Sorry, this is a Gamestop

I must say, you can find some good deals on frozen fries and burritos. Taco Bell has some mean deals as well.

I will never enable such behaviour. He needs to grow the fuck up and get his shit together.

Hi, I called in about the new Glock pistol.

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Hi, I frequent gearqueer and /arg/

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>the size of that fucking thing
Is "accessible to fat people" a thing in the US?

if it's a disability, yeah.

I laughed

Do they take the size of these lardasses into account when they plan a supermarket and what space there should be between the aisles and stuff like that?

But they are just fat. I don't see a disability.

>How could you let yourself go like that

BS

>Hamburger Hill 2

Just like manatees

fat bois jimmies rustled

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You can easily gorge on 3000-4000 calories a day while doing pretty much fuck all these days. Sugar is cheap in the developed world.

how did that counter not fucking collapse into dust

I was mad AF when my LGS didn't have Battletoads.

fuck off fatty

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Not really, no. These fat fucks will squish themselves through anything. Aisles are usually spacious enough to accommodate two people pushing shopping carts in opposite directions and some moron standing in the middle of the aisle staring at shit. The carts vary from about the size of them in other countries to obviously jumbo, though.

And they have these mobility scooters ostensibly for old people and the disabled that fat animals are always riding around on. Absolutely disgraceful.

Gold&Silver Pawn doesn't have it either.

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Fuck off, you piece of wasted shit. Nobody has any sympathy the obsese, and rightly so. If you're above 15% bodyfat and not some kind of specialized athlete you need to get a grip of your life.

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hey user what are your thoughts about

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The majority of people that get this overweight do it through loys of soda. It's ridiculously cheap and easy to consume. You can get 2k calories from soda for about a dollar or two a day,

still saging because this isn't Jow Forums but you're not lying.

>the fat fuck have a wizard hat

>What an absolute unit
But seriously, how people get that big? That guy makes me feel skinny and I'm fat as fuck.

>You can get 2k calories from soda for about a dollar or two a day,
The only place I can think if where this statement is true is fast food restaurants and you'd have to get about ten refills. Most soda runs about 150 calories per 12 fluid ounces. A 12 pack is less than 2,000 calories, but $3 or more in cost. I get what you're saying, but when you're just pulling numbers out of a hat it makes your argument look weak.

probably should give 'em a call to make sure.

Fuck this guy's delusional. He could lose all that weight by literally eating less.

Your weight is determined in the kitchen, not the gym.

The walmart near my house is literally selling 2 liter bottles of coke and Pepsi for $0.50 a piece right now. You an get the off brands for that price year round. It's really not that much of a stretch

She has socks on but where do they end

Same. I see a lot of massively overweight people, and I can't believe it. You have to be putting effort to get that fat. The fattest I ever got was 235lbs, and that was enough to get me to turn my life back around

this. i overate alot years ago but even then at my peak I was about 40 lbs overweight, couldn't imagine being fucking 100+ lbs overweight

[blocks your path]

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>pink pistols
>Glock
>Isosceles stance
It's like earthenware fluid storage

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Forget letting yourself get like that, how the fuck do you even eat that much food without vomiting several times a day? The human stomach isn't some neverending pit.

That cop looks fatter. his dark clothes just hide it better.

I'm overweight, around 240, haven't turned anything around but I stopped gaining weight because at this point it would become an effort to gain weight and if I was ready to do any effort I wouldn't be overweight to begin with

He recently lost a shit load of weight.

It ain't just the soda. Cheap, processed, calorie-dense foods are all over the place.

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k and pol are not friends, leave.

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They're not socks

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>Calling out fatties is political
Just stop eating more calories than you use. You will lose weight just by the law of conservation of energy. You can do it, fatty.

>muh Jow Forums
That post had nothing to do with Jow Forums. If I were a mod I'd sooner ban fucking retards like you than anyone actually shitposting with stuff that belongs on Jow Forums.

>you will never play metal and do RFD circuits with Pat Mac
Feels bad, man.

Most people eat to live
These people live to eat

I want to bury my tongue in her vagina and asshole

>Serverings Per Container: 35
For fatties it's more like 5

pretty sure she's wearing tights

6Kcals for $2.

But those are cheeseballs. In 8 hours, you're going to crap out 5.9K unburned cals

Look at the ingredients list...

*4550

9100 mg of sodium

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And I bet some fucker goes through the whole tub while playing his vidya on a Friday night.

I used to know a guy who let himself get this fat.
Right out of high school he starts taking online courses in... Shit, I can't remember if it was criminal justice or counter-terrorism, might have been a mix of both, but he wanted to get a doctorate and use that to get a job in the CIA. Spent near a decade nonstop on all his coursework, ate unhealthy as shit, never exercised, never got any real-world experience, etc. By the time he had his doctorate he had ballooned out to ~400, give or take a dozen pounds or so.
He was an alright guy, outside of the weight problem. Went to school together. Went shooting together once or twice; always wanted me to shoot his AR even though he knew I didn't really like them.

[spoiler]He blew his brains out on New Year's when the CIA turned him down.[/spoiler]

Damn. That's kinda rough

Stop pretending to call out Jow Forums, Jow Forums.

>wanting to be a fed
>decent guy
>weighing 400lbs
>decent guy

If he was willing to dedicate a decade to getting a doctorate, why couldn't he dedicate himself to getting in shape?

>shitty webcomic posting
>fat people waddling inside gamestop posting
this place is turning into /v/

user's friend probably came down with a goddamned bad case of tunnel vision. It's pretty easy to forget about everything else when you have one goal you're pushing hard for.

He's a big dude. if he hit the gym more and taco bell less he could have been a lot of things other than just a disgusting fatbody.

Indeed

>being so fucking fat that you literally have to rest your upper half on the counter just to be handed game cases

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The last fun show I went to had the fucking aisles 3 feet apart. So many obese lard asses there too. All it took for one of them to stop and the aisle is clogged tighter than his colon after eating a whole bucket of KFC.

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I recon this. Here's a kek for you.

>wings of liberty

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he's a big lad

In my psychology class they said that whenever you see somebody that a fat it’s usually because they are mentally ill. But with all the PC shit I don’t know if there alwoed to say such things anymore.

They also sited a study that showed about 70% of the time someone makes a “joke” about you there just being honest with how there feeling and doing it as a joke to not make you feel like shit.

There is almost *always* some mental health issue present to varying degrees with people who get this large. I used to work for UPMC, and it was genuinely rare (and we had a fucking huge network of hospitals) that you'd see someone who was obese because of something biological. The most common would be thyroid issues. It's worth noting, though, that those whose obesity was caused by endocrine issues weren't really ''unhealthy'' in the sense their nutrient levels were good, their markers were usually normal or slightly elevated, and most could perform well for themselves all things considered.

Well, at the very least obesity implies serious self control issues. Someone who is that undisciplined is likely to be generally less trustworthy than someone who can maintain their diet and / or hygiene.

You mocking an organization that is actively attempting to spread gun rights across a section of Americans who often vote against gun ownership?

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Damn I had heard Bam Margera had let himself go, but seriously?

>eats your Glock

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It has little to do with trustworthiness, if anything food becomes a faux medication for things like depression, etc.

>that one episode soon after the BattleToads incident where one of the bumper cuts shows a copy in the electronics section
Fucking classic.

What are you talking about?

Why did you call a GameStop about a CZ pistol

Have you seen his most recent videos?
He's looks like he's lost quite a bit of weight.
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>Asanagi image
Should read, "Please tread on me"

Because by then he'd be 40 and the CIA wouldn't be hiring his old man ass.