This man is crashing at your place

ISIS plans to assassinate him.

What weapons will you need to keep him safe?

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>asks him for a small loan of a million dollars first

>wanting to keep this fat boomer zionist safe

A giant neon sign.

Protect a gun grabber?

A room full of clown pictures and statues that shift very slightly on a timer until he gives me 2mil and abolishes the hughs amendment an the ATF

He lays suppressing fire with an M249, I deliver accurate fire with an M4, doggo barks, catto sits in the corner and looks as if he's vaguely annoyed with the entire situation.

I think we could take out any group of less than 30 militants, because of choke points. If they bring VBIEDs I'm going to need at least an M2 and a few more guys with M249s.

He won a trophy during military camp. I am sure he can protect himself.

>protecting Drumpf

put him on crusty couch
>doesn't look happy
give him 5 shot j frame
>cheers up a bit
turn on fox and friends
>happy
Then i go to the bar

The weapons he brings. Plus he will probably roll up in a gold plated abrams with an attack eagle.

Nothing, they can have him

No?

First I contact ISIS, tell them where he is, 360 walk away.

I'm not protecting a gun grabber

Lmao I shoot the orange war escalating nigger myself

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B-b-but he's a Republican. Our God emperor. Come on guys. D:

ISIS doesn't exist. But I wouldn't let this fat old trashy goofball in my house either way. We work in this house.

Hand him a 1911 and tell him he can borrow it for the night and sleep outside of my house fully naked hugging a bucket of crab legs.

I'd just build a wall around the place. That would work, right guys?

> abolishes the hughs amendment an the ATF

This is the correct answer. If the DEA can ignore states legalizing a controlled substance, then the ATF can ignore states registering their own machine guns.

No, because the majority of illegal presidents are visa overstays who enter legitimately, and the majority of those who aren't are smuggled in on cars/trucks. The latter also for drugs.

Commonsense tells you presidents do not illegally enter your house crossing hundreds of kilometers of garden carrying fifty kg of coke

>all these edgelords
Jow Forums is dead

Le upvote #fuckdrumph

Jesus christ when did Jow Forums become full of limp dick faggots

Eat shit, statist.

Nah, just don't like faggots who don't stand up for the second amendment.

Since Trump is well known for standing by his opinions. His opinions on gun control is going to go like this

"I support the second amendment!"

"I kind of support it! We just need more regulation"

"We need to ban the AR15!"

The GOP and the Dems are a fucking joke.

this, sad that we wont ever have a real human bean in office ever.

Yes Goyim, defend the grabber

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Everybody not shilling gets a drone strike. Lol

let them have him so we can get based Pence

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