Dad, are you sure the AS50 is necessary? They're just possums

>Dad, are you sure the AS50 is necessary? They're just possums.

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Is that what we’re calling niggers now?

>you're right honey. not that I think of it, neither condoms or lube are

SHALL

NOT

need

TO'VE

>You're right. Better get the 20mm just to be safe.

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Honeybear, do you want the ghost of the possum to come back and haunt you in your dreams?

I've told you that you can only prevent this by ANNIHILATING your foe, not just putting a hole through him

Double up your earpro and go back to bed!

Yes, it's necessary.

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You're right sweety, we'll use the whitworth instead.

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I've missed these threads, along with OC in Applebees

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>user, is that a 1911 and not a Glock you're carrying?

FUCK

Guess I have to break out the howitzer star

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I don't mind possums. They are cute, grumpy fellow Americans. All the most drastic measures should be saved for hogs, honeysuckle and lionfish.

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Not this retarded fucking image being spammed again FUCK

and blacks

That image and the phrase associated with it should be instant 3-day bans.

Blacks are grumpy fellow Americans, too. They don't fall within the H/H/L trinity.

Is that the "Dad I want a pet pony" face? Maybe the "I want to watch Frozen for the fifth time today" face?

Said no daughter ever.

LOLIS

haha i hate myself