Can we get a soccermom bread? Ik they are mostly fake but I enjoy autistic pieces if fiction il start with a recent one

>Manager takes your side and tells the bitch to fuck off
>But you don't get your precious discount
>"F-fuck Timmies.."

Seriously, get over yourself you entitled faggot.

What? I never said I was intimidating. Why are you putting words in my mouth? Why do you have a Minecraft reaction image?

Twas a joke timmies doesn't have discounts for anyone fuckers Harveys has em them though

>go to local starfucks
>middle aged, pent up looking woman with a moms demand action tshirt walks in with 2 niglets
>sees my all-american steel and flips the fuck out
>starts screeching about how I'm a psycho and I deserve to be shot for baby murder
>liberal logic amirite?
>crazy bitch starts reaching for my gun
>fear_for_my_life.wav
>blow the soccer mom's head clean off with one .45 stoppin powah
>hipster libcucks in the starbucks are screaming and running
>in the chaos the niglets start BIX NOOD'ing and stealing shit
>5-0 pulls up to the scene and blows away the two niggers
>Cop and I fuck the soccer mom's corpse
>blast a fat load down her gaping throat pussy
>cop and I become range buddies
>and that cop's name? George Washington

Dude your exact quote is
>sure they are a bit afraid of me.

Just insecure neverserveds that feel bad for being faggot pussies.

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Used the wrong word nervous would fit better. But after you see people give you a 5 meter berth stepping onto grass to get out of your way you would understand they never give eye contact and only mumble a hello back when walking down the street what is that supposed to be?
Holy fuck is that real?

I don’t have any except ones that involve my own mother.
>be me
>living at home as adult, no guns allowed in house
>she never said anything about Ammo
>stockpile .380 after it goes back down to $10 a box after being in the $25 dollar range
>mom sees it, says, “what the fuck do you need all that Ammo for? Are you going to shoot up a school or something? That’s WAY too much.”

I wish I could convey her tone of voice. It was without a hint of irony, and with even a slight edge of panic to it. It really hurt my feelings bros. I was sort of mad.

Wow. Send a picture of a fun to her and post response

> Holy fuck is that real?
Real as Christina Hendricks tits my man

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You’re probably trying to hard to be “friendly” or make eye contact. I did that once not in a uniform, and people reacted the same way you’re describing. It doesn’t help that I have these natural “vampire teeth” that show when I smile.

Wow that made my day a bit better
All I do is say "hello" when walking past or "nice day eh?"

my mom is kind of the same way, except I completely ignored her no guns bullshit and just hid them. She's compared me to McVeigh before and makes constant remarks about how I'm going to become a school shooter or some dumb shit like that

Not soccermom but I have an actual antigunz story to share:
>Be me, IT worker for mid-size company
>It's about 2 weeks after Parkland
>Receptionist comes in to have something installed
>Sitting there watching it install, making idle chitchat
>She looks over at pic related hanging up at my desk
"Are those guns user?"
>isthatanactualquestion.jpg
"Y...Yes? These are all weapons that the military uses that they design and build down in southern Indiana."
>She looks puzzled
"Why do you think you need to have posters of guns in the office?"
>From her tone I honestly thought she was joking with me at that point, give sarcastic answer
"Because guns are awesome and this is America?"
>Her face screws up, gives me the shittiest look
>Starts raising her voice
"I just don't think you understand user... This is not the time for you to be flaunting guns. Do you understand how bad of a time this is for you to be putting up gun posters IN THE OFFICE?"
>youarefuckingkiddingme.xlxs
>SHALLNOT.mp5
>I have had these up for like 2 years cunt, I have had these up since before you even interviewed to answer the phones here
>Manager sees the smile drop from my face when she starts deriding me
>He quickly changes the subject and makes up some bullshit for me to go do so I have to leave the room
Honestly probably a good thing he did that, I was deciding which way I was gonna tell her to suck my fucking dick at that point and wasn't feeling particularly rational in the moment. Only real confrontation I've had about guns, other than the occasional time that I bend too far over or reach too far up and someone sees my CCW under my shirt.

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She wants you to man up and blow up a government building already, user. Your mom is the hero this county needs, if only there were more mothers like her.

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My mother used to be a same way, but now she means it in a "stop spending so much money" way after I moved out.

>"nice day eh?"

get the fuck away from me weirdo

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Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Here's a challenge for you American guys. Make a poster with a police SWAT team armed to the gills. Underneath write something like 'FORCE IS THE CORNERSTONE OF JUSTICE' because then you can watch a shitload of guns all day, at work, and simply be devoted to law and order... Let some soccer mom try to break that logic.

> implying soccer moms use logic instead of feels

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>at work
>crate of 7.62 gets delivered at home
>gf texts me a pic and says my bullets arrived
>squeak in excitment
>soccermom I work with asks what happened
>tell her the ammo I was waiting a while for arrived
>realised what I just said
>oh cool user, reminds me of when I used to shoot cans off a fencepost when I was a kid
>turns out that most people don't get all nervous around guns contrary to what the internet would have me believe
>we chat about 22s and hunting for a while

Was a good day, rural towns are pretty based

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been disastrous

>then everyone, even the trash bin, clapped in excitement

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good story but those posters arent very aesthetic user

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>taking the bait

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> you don’t need guns the government will protect you
> I want you fucking dead

These people are the exact reason we need guns

>still taking the bait

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Oy mama I have not seen this much autism since high school

>Be living at college in MA
>Guy is out front talking to some of my friends about how we need gun control
>Says that assault rifles are defined by stock length and a bunch of other crazy bullshit
I wish I could remember more.

You should have just smiled and said "I sure have, LOTS of them."

I live a few miles from Crane, always nice to see it get the recognition it deserves.

>Mfw small southern towns is just less gay Canada
>help people on side of the road
>politely greet strangers you make eye contact with
>people hold doors for each other
Oh and for you yuppies who move here, when there’s a funeral procession, you pull off on the side of the road or just stop where you can until they pass. It’s a show of respect.

>There aren't actually any mouth-breathing retards that believe guns and gun owners are literally Hitler

>It's a clever ruse by trolls I swear guise.

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What a bunch of blind idiots. If these faggots wete caught in the ME their heads would be cut off and throat fucked.

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>mom
>see
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>>soccw mom
checked and keked

Quads of Kaczynski confirm

>gun toasting numskull

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Why do frogs feel the need to lie

Uncle Ted quads prove truth.

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You guys are giving me even more appreciation for my parents.

>Get my CPL and CCW
>Mom doesn't care, or about guns in general, either way
>Prog siblings see me carrying during a family together at her house and flip their shit
>Dad says maybe if our ancestors were better armed, maybe the nazis and commies wouldn't have killed so many
>Mom agrees and tells them to stop being retarded or leave
>Siblings get huffy and shut up.

God I love having freedom loving ex-soviet parents.

There was that user who fucked his sister because they thought they were gonna die

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This is heresy.

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If you don't regularly talk to your guns or even make an effort of maintaining some sort of relationship with them you can't call yourself a responsible gun owner.

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>nugget
>basically a fetish rifle for hardcore insurrectionists
I mean...that's actually a pretty valid description of Jow Forums, so yes. Yes, it is.

>Sledge Hammer! was a documentary all along

Got some sauce on that?

Gonna need sauce on that

Jesus this is comfy desu.

Also, does anyone have any videos of anti gun soccer mums going against gun people? For some reason I really wanna see it happen.

Are you me?

>Work contract infosec in the Southwest US
>Love working with small businesses, but corporations throw money at you in this field so forced to do corporate gigs now and then
>The HR people I get stuck dealing with at these companies are ALWAYS 35-65 year old women with X kids on their Y marriage. Every. Single. Time.
>As small talk is basically their only fucking job aside from filling out forms, collecting little cups of piss and firing people for fucking in the closets, eventually the chattering begins every morning.
>Have to hear about everything these people hold socially important.
>Which for the past five years is always free healthcare, free college, debt forgiveness, free housing, racial whatever, open borders and.... you guessed it, banning guns.
>Have learned never, ever, EVER to reveal my powerlevel at work. No posters, no gun talk, nothing.
>CCW every single day at every job, never tell a soul
>Have literally had one of these office-thots brag, to my face, that her UFC Gym "trainer" BF taught her to spot concealed weapons and she can ALWAYS tell when someone is armed.
>Meanwhile I was carrying a Glock 19 AIWB right in front of her
>Listen time after time to conversations about how gun owners in America deserve everything from castration to prison time to forced re-education
>"I mean, how can they *even*? Don't they think of the children? I mean, it's like, 2018. I just can't right now!"
>This increases about three fold every time there's ANY kind of gun related crime story in the media.
>"Oh my god Harriet, another school shooting halfway across the nation? I need to call my kids school to make sure they're not dead too!"

I think the same things that drive me away from the corporate employee mindset (excessive, slow bureaucracy, lack of individual accountability, office politicking) attracts that petty, vapid, bitter working female demographic.

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Your forgot the part where the chief let's you fuck his daughter.

Quads of truth. Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

>if you kill your enemies they win

Shame nobody fucked her liberal cunt ass up. Her and that's little dyke bitch that had to help her. Lol 2020 is really going to be fun.

>ex-soviet
I've found that people who grew up in the com-bloc seem to get it.
Must be all that suffering.

This. I hide my guns despite my mother being rabidly anti-gun. It's kind of ironic though because every time I go out hiking and she happens to be home, I get interrogated about where I'm going. So I tell her I'm going hiking and she's all, "You have something to protect yourself with right cuz there could be bears or crazy people." Every time I reply reminding her by pointing out a firearm would be more effective against both than a fucking knife and pepper spray, hoping I'll eventually drill the concept into her head and she'll turn pro-gun.

This is the entire rest of my family. All of them are pro-gun. All of them own multiple guns. They all have carry permits and a few are certified NRA instructors. We live in Jew York. It's just my mother who is batshit.

>be eating lunch with family
>mother, myself, grandmother, aunt and uncle
>aunt, uncle and myself are hardcore 2A supporters
>discussing recent school shootings
>Parkland was only a few days ago
>my aunt and mother are teachers
>aunt wants to be able to carry her CCW to work
>mother says stupid shit about "assault weapons"
>room erupts in counter argument banter against stupid liberal talking points
>mom is visibly embarrassed after getting gunsplained by the family

Funny how nobody who has actually lived under a communist/socialist state ever argues for a return to communism.

Except the Californians living in Colorado, no idea why they want to ruin that state too.

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Ah yes. That was a good thread.

good ol indiana

>be me
>OC'ing my garand at college
>a bunch of antifa faggots are protesting the bombing of some irrelevent shithole
>rumors of the degenerates spreading LSD in the water supply had me shook
>they start throwing rocks at me because I'm "a fascist'
>take a bead on one of the rock throwing faggots
>bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
>PING!
>suddenly I hear a cacophony of gunfire and dozens of pings going off all around me
>wat
>the national guard is there
>antifa degenerates sprint for cover inside the building like they are
>crack open a beer with the nat guard lads
>laugh our asses off
>take a beer-fueled piss on the corpse of the degenerate bastards
>receive a medal of honor from Nixon himself
>become range buddies with the president
>fly around in Air Force One listening to CCR and talking about how well the Vietnam war is going for the next two years

Sounds like you had a good time user.

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////projecting this hard\\\\

Fellas he's not even larking. happened to be twice this week

>he couldn't satisfy his sister and now she avoids him
Suicide desu.

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Bullshit.

What are the odds of their being TWO cops named George Washington in your city?

DAT FUCKING FILENAME

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They shots buds?!

Glad that nigger left office before someone could assassinate his ass. That's the only way shit would've been changed under him

I should've gone to Kent state

Word salad.

daily reminder that this is what goes on in the head of the average gun grabber soiboi faggot lurking this board