Shooting at public range

I’d suggest you file a report with the Department of Shit that Never Happened.

What's this from?

I wish I could tell you but I've got no clue.

My kid takes my NRA molle backpack to school errday senpai

>stolen valor reeeee!
not going
>like dude you served in austria in the 80's lmao are you honestly fucking serious right now
>yeah I definitely served in korea dumbass I'm 26
>do you see a unit patch on these cargo shorts?
>they stopped issuing woodland camo before I was born faggot (something a person who could buy a gun from an FFL can actually say now)

One of the best purchased I ever made was a bunch of $2.50 austrian field shirts. I hydroplaned a motorcycle wearing one and it got a little skuff on the elbow whereas my levi's almost tore out (and my clutch lever had a good quarter inch ground off it from the asphalt. Literal copy of a WWII US field shirt in olive green with a crazy two headed eagle shield patch. I'd laugh in the face of the idiot to pull a "muh buddy died in that uniform son u better stop disrespectin it" speech.

Don't worry, when you get old enough it'll make sense.

tfw that furfag is an actual cop

>go to public range dressed in Choker Whites
>get called out for stolen valor

He's isn't

he's got the harness on, you know what that means

don't do this to me man

I really need to keep my inner furfag in check

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Down boy, down.

Sit.

Roll over.

Beeeeeg...

Someone needs to shoot all the dogs in this thread.

HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY SAWED OFF SHOTGUN, IT'S GOT A 15 INCH BARREL AND FULL STOCK!

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>stopped issuing woodland before I was born

underage fag

>>shooting at public range
>>bring crap in a chinkshit NRA camo duffel bag
>>get called out for stolen valor

There are only three categories of veterans who give a shit:

1. Freshly minted boots who are still high on motard bullshit

2. Boomers

3. People who are super fucking insecure about their time in because they don't feel like they were bad ass/high speed enough or they were pieces of shit but still want the hero worship

The third one also sometimes ends up on the other side """""stealing valor""""".

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>NRA camo duffel bag
youtube.com/watch?v=sGR_x6sn9uA

Is this thread gonna turn into that gas mask/pup thread from last week?

I prefer the Jow Forums threads discussing how to properly detain POW's in an NBC environment

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how are gas masks associated with petplay/dogs I don't get it

It makes 200% less sense than regular furry bullshit

I get a very strong feeling this would count as some sort of war crime.

That can be arranged

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>implying this doesn't happen all the time

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that pic was probably taken in my city which makes me feel very bad.

As it should be, we will increase the number of pups, free ammo and headpats for all

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>tfw a pup thread got you into the kink
>tfw you spend a weekend with a dom, hypnotized and mindfucked so hard you cant remember it
I should really call him again.

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He likes being taken for walks?

Wtf? LUCKY

why can't we ever have a thread without suitfags

Because there's a weird crossover

there's crossover with fucking anything if you reach for it hard enough

What's your problem with pups? Don't you like battle buddies?

Besides, OP was fucking furries, what's there of value to lose here?

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>What's your problem with pups?

you're gimps with custom masks

>Don't you like battle buddies?

not your kind

>gimps with custom masks
hot

Gimps get abused, pups are for loving, asshole

In response to OPs question, I'd just say call them a faggot. A range bag in some camo pattern is not stolen valor. As for all the furry shit- not my thing, but whatever.

Viva la bam

I'm just here to shit up the thread fur-ther, don't mind me

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He is.
He's a K9 unit

Alastair is though.

>be me
>born in 2000
>legally posting here and able to buy funs
Oldfag git out

Fucking fur fags. Get in the shower degenerates.

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>Pictured: What happens to Marines who don't police their equipment when the Gunny tells them to.

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A (and most importantly that fucking picture is violating the rules of the fucking universe

B Tell the dipshit to fuck off if showing him it's NRA branded and made in China doesn't work. Some people are just slow, I had someone ask me if I was part of the military because I was wearing a surplus button up desert camoflage shirt with a BIG FUCKING GERMAN FLAG ON THE SLEEVE. He wasn't being an asshole but jesus fuck man.
>mfw

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Fuck user, I closed the parenthesis for you but that was fucking close. The fucking universe could've gotten fucked real bad.

Fuck user, you gotta be more careful man.

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It depends how long you tease them for. If you just make them cum right away the UN doesn't care.

>regularly wear a USAF hat
>gift from a subordinate when we got out
>not a tacticool faggot
>dress normal, just wear my hat out of some sentimentality
>walking around home depot one day, looking for some hardware
>faggot yanks my hat off and calls me stolen valor
>grab this jumped up faggot by his shirt collar and press him against the display racks
>angrily recite my AFSC, Squadron, enlistment, and discharge dates
>snatch my hat back and let him go
>fucks off
>store manager tracks me down and I explain what happened
>he adds that faggot to a list of people not to allow in the store
>buy my hardware and go home

Still baffles me that anyone would get upset over a fucking hat. It isn't even a "veteran" or "retired" hat. It literally just has the letters "USAF" on it.

This
>t. former UN POW orgasm adviser

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Just a reminder that all furries are mentally ill.
Don't even bother replying. Thanks in advance.

(you)

>It depends how long you tease them for.

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go away snacky

I've seen more confrontations and such at Home Depo then anywhere else I've been, and I used to frequent bars. Idk what it is about that place that makes people want to throw down and brawl.

If ATF kills a furry, do they even have to write up a report about it since it's not technically a human?

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but furries are a sexual, racial minority, so the DoJ would have to run an extensive, years-long, billion dollars investigation.

>pewdposting
Wanna know how I can tell your from Reddit?

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what the fuck is this fetish and why is it on Jow Forums

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pewds rules. are you a libtard or a faggot? they seem to hate him. anyway, take your own advice and fuck off back to plebbit.

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>is called out for being a reddit tier faggot
>comes back by insinuating and placing user into a group that can be made fun of
>then precedes to make fun of user by using the same jab
Boi

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pewds browses Jow Forums all the time in his videos. and plebbit hates him.
stay mad, c.u.c.k.

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>pewds browses Jow Forums
He browses Jow Forums and Jow Forums, the two most reddit tier fagsville boards on all of Jow Forums. Even /b/ has been full of normies since like 09 and hasn't changed.

>what the fuck is this fetish and how do i get into it
FTFY

Well I try...

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ayy lmao

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These degenerate faggots have been posting pretty frequently lately. I wish they would fuck up and suffocate to death in those latex suits.

Fucking normie

oh god oh fuck

>pups are for loving asshole
lol gay

>they stopped issuing woodland camo before I was born faggot
>UCP didn't enter service until 2004
>2018-2004=14
Underage b&

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Hell yeah, or straight, whatever, I like girls petting me too.

>tfw no werewolf bf to protect me from skinwalkers

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I think it's an insecurity thing. I see a lot of men who are trying to overplay their masculinity in hardware stores. Same thing with Outdoorsman Stores and Gun Shops. They're supposed to be the domains of men, so when they go to them they have to be what they think a Man is. When they're wearing that mask and they see something that they don't think is the right kind of thing for the environment, they feel compelled to act.

For example, in that story, the faggot who jacked my hat was younger than me by a few years (early 20s). He was out of shape with a badly maintained beard, had a back the blue shirt on (shit you not), and cargo pants. It was plain as fucking day that this tool never served. He was just some asshole that thought he was going to be a badass that day.

I think stolen valor is gay as fuck. LARPing as military is cringey, but sperging out because you think someone is doing it is worse. It's also a really great way to catch hands because the biggest insult to a veteran is questioning his service.

Semi relevant story.
>be me years ago
>youngfag inna high school
>older bro is ems/fire
>gives me an old ballcap from his station when they change their uniforms
>wear it school one day
>girl in my class comes up to me
>"Where'd you get that? You know you can't wear that right, its illegal. Did you steal that?"
>"My brother is a fire fighter he gave it to me."
>she eyeballs me for a second and gives a long "Hmmmmm." of disbelief
>she walks off
Well alrighty then.

>Gimps get abused, pups love licking asshole
ftfy

What about just to cuddle?

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>be me
>was 15
>grandpa gets me a USMC sweatshirt
>its green and comfy
>wearing it in store checkout line
>guy infront of me
>looks like a muhreen
>asks me very loudly "You plannin on servin boy?"
>n-not really
>"then take that off"

I was scared

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I'm a furfag and I think this shit is freaky as fuck

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that's fucking adorable and now I'm depressed I'll never have a big werewolf bf to watch movies with at night

K, why?

this is also acceptable

>See teen wearing a fucking aeropostal shirt
>Ask him very loudly if he plans on being a postal worker in france.
>n-not really
>"then take that off"

I think the standard of what is considered stolen valor is a bit skewed. Wearing milsurp alone shouldn't qualify. CLAIMING you were in the military or accepting a military rebate or the like definitely is, though.

And yeah, a lot of men are insecure about that kind of thing. I'm an Eng. Tech., so I've had to learn bucketloads of shit about various standards and you would not believe the number of times I've had to explain simple shit even to the people who work there. One guy didn't know what a fucking left hand screw was.

>be Finnfag
>buy surplus Tropentarn pants
>one day it feels like a million degrees outside
>put on the tropentarn pants because the best option for the heat
>everyone and their mother staring at you
>several men between 30 and 50 give dirty looks
>realize tropentarn looks quite similar to K2004/desert M05 -pattern
>still think tropentarn is the best choice for the weather
>keep wearing the pants & simply stare back whenever someone looks at you a bit too long.

also a bit under 9 years ago:
>day before start of national service
>be browsing in a milsurp store with a friend
>an oldfag sees you look at some surplus flectarn pants & says "wait a few more years for your national service"
>"Actually mine starts tomorrow"
>oldfag leaves in a hurry

>mom gives me a bob the builder shirt
>be inna store
>man walks up behind me and asks very loudly if I plan on becoming a contractor
>the man looks like a washed up construction worker
>I say "m-mom"
>THEN TAKE IT OFF
Thank god Kmart is gone, fucking weird people go to Kmart.

I fucking feel you. I'm an Aerospace Mechanic, so I've seen and heard just about fucking everything. It's been a wild goddamn ride dealing with my career field since being discharged. The sheer number of dudes older than me that can't accept criticism because I have a different perspective is insane.

It's not even that cocky new guy thing, either. It'll be one of those, "hey, I used to do this same thing in the air force, but we did it this way. Can you explain why we do it your way?" That will devolve into them losing their shit.

I do agree with you, though. I don't look twice at people wearing milsurp. It literally doesn't even register a lot of the time. Hell, I wear fatigue pants for work because they're durable and comfortable. I don't even mind seeing those gay repurposed BDUs with the fake bedazzled patches Rue 21 sells to teenagers.

The only things that bother me are people wearing donated tops with actual rank and tabs and people that pull REAL Stolen Valor. The former is a minor annoyance, but if you have the balls to go around as a 20 year old wearing E-9 Stripes with a Ranger Tab, EOD badge, and medals on OCPs with Black Boots, I'm probably going to bust them.

I'm convinced that sort of shit is staged, though. I've never seen that shit in real life.