High school senior here

btw l don't really about what the fucking rules are. I'm a goodie two-shoes so l could carry something around in backpack all-year round and nobody would care.

This. You will either prevent the shooting or be spared when it does happen.

this unironically, they can be nice people and you will probably have a lot in common with them, since they probably don't subscribe to the normie bullshit that most chads and stacies do, and you browse Jow Forums so you probably have that in common

>tfw user makes the nofriends autist a has friends autist, and then ends up supporting him in his beta uprising youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ

Enjoy your suspension when you get caught with a weapon

Spaghetti

if your a highschool senior you have like a week of school left

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>suspension
More like expulsion

And potentially criminal charges if they really want to throw the book at you

which at this time they most likely well (one man in florida causes everyone puts the screws on edgy kids everywhere

not if user OP is a woman (male) and accidentalies another kid in the head and then tries to get another boy to hide the gun for her

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When was the last time we had two players? Columbine?

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cc a 20mm

>The killers, in fact, laughed at petty school shooters. They bragged about dwarfing the carnage of the Oklahoma City bombing and originally scheduled their bloody performance for its anniversary. Klebold boasted on video about inflicting "the most deaths in U.S. history." Columbine was intended not primarily as a shooting at all, but as a bombing on a massive scale. If they hadn't been so bad at wiring the timers, the propane bombs they set in the cafeteria would have wiped out 600 people. After those bombs went off, they planned to gun down fleeing survivors. An explosive third act would follow, when their cars, packed with still more bombs, would rip through still more crowds, presumably of survivors, rescue workers, and reporters. The climax would be captured on live television. It wasn't just "fame" they were after—Agent Fuselier bristles at that trivializing term—they were gunning for devastating infamy on the historical scale of an Attila the Hun. Their vision was to create a nightmare so devastating and apocalyptic that the entire world would shudder at their power.

can you imagine?

which is prescisely why op wants to be safe

Some states it is illegal to have body armor on government property. School district would be local government. I think Louisiana as an example?

Nothing because you are more likely to be struck by lightening. When you turn 21 get a handgun and carry that everyday because you are in far more danger outside of school
Fucking frogposters

>Fucking frogposters
Newfag

A bigger pair of balls because you're literally more likely to get crushed to death buying a bag of Hot Cheetos out of a vending machine than shot by a school shooter.

just like don't go the one week you have left

>frog
>senior
You have to be 18 to post here kid

>senior
>under 18

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This, we would always invite the weird loners over to our table and gave them badass nicknames. Tbh it started as a joke at first but it ended up being pretty fun. One of the loners actually added me on normiebook awhile back. He's a firefighter with a nice looking and wife and kid... Here I am with no gf posting on a Japanese cartoon board.

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Me and my friends all bought folding knives, we would keep them in the front of our pants behind the button, so they were hidden and mostly out of the way but still on you.

its point out how kids will say this to get past age filters. If Op is a senior why woud they care about carrying?
He's done. No more school for him.

But they care, therefor op is a liar and under 18

>we would always invite
Sorry to tell you m8, but you were probably the first weirdo your "friends" invited to sit at the table...

Dear underage fag, do not bring weapons in high school.

youtube.com/watch?v=4fOhQtX-mmA

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>What should I carry in case there is a shooter?
>I don't really care about the rules anyway
My advice? Stop being a faggot and read your student manual for what you can legally bring. Also don't go to college unless you plan on studying something that's going to make you a lot of money.

I carried a beretta px4 everyday in my backpack junior year for 6 weeks after sandy hook
I was so fucking scared I nearly dropped out

Fpbp

dumb frogposter

A dildo.

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user, a lot of US highschools have finals during the last week.

As the weird loner during my high school days, I can only say don't be nice to the weird loner. Just pretend he doesn't exist. A false friend is the worst possible thing you can be. It's never convincing.

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:^)

newfags post the newfag frog

Nobody is saying to be a fake friend. They are saying to be friendly with them. Just say "hi" every now and then and treat them like a normal human, and not a freak.

The problem is that people driven by an irrational fear of school shooters don't act normal, and they lack any form of social grace or subtly out of a latent dismissal of their target as evidenced by the sort of phrases such as
>Be nice to the weirdo
Every action they make is declaring to the world that they're fake. If they actually gave a shit, they wouldn't need some reminder to act decent.

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>cocks not glocks
Really what's the difference?

stupid dumb frogposter scum

If you care about the rules
>bike lock
>scissors that detach at the pivot (essentially becoming two knives while still being a pair of scissors that you're allowed to carry inna school)
>a maglite (play stupid if caught, insist it's just a flashlight and that you left it in there on accident)
>a can of soup
>a baseball

I carry my hunting knife some old buck and my Kershaw Brawler

An envelope with a letter to Fox News or the president, with the following inside: "Guess what, a school shooter shot me. If I had had the right to carry a gun as well as this letter, I could have defended myself and my fellow school students.But since you are now reading this letter..."

this is actually the best advice on here. Also have a plan to kill him just in case.

wanna be friends user?

Dis user, got friendly with some autistic guy ended up learning his really into guns and politics so we spent a lot of time disscussing and me listening to him explaining every single piece of an AK74 to the details in the stock. Ive also met some really wierd chubby girl and found out our families come from the same town, two years pass she's a massive hottie but into paranormal and conspiracy stuff, also i think shes a weeb

Befriend the potential shooters in your classes. They'll give you a warning before it happens. Do not interfere. The rest of them deserve it.

Imagine actually being class mates with la goblina or boss hog. If people of those caliber were unavoidably in your every day life you'd probably plan a mass murder as well

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Nothing.
You're meant to be injured or killed so the blood-dancing administration and district can grandstand on your corpse.
Get off the X and run like hell.

>Use your cooter,
>Stop that shooter.

A phone and work on your 100 m dash. You should never bring a weapon to a school.

Holy shit that pic hit way to close to home.

Lift weights, you absolute pussy

This. I carried a gun in my bag every day of my junior and senior years and no one knew or got hurt. It's gonna be tempting to tell your friends, but you need to not. Also, if you'll be carrying, you need to be completely off everyone's radar, like a ghost. A lot of my teachers and classmates didn't know who I was the week after finals when there was nothing to do but wait on graduation.

Are you Greyman, Jr.?

Legally this is the case.

The Czech Republic allows CC into schools and has never had a school shooting.

After their first mass shooting they did nothing because "Islamic terrorists will do worse".

based little debbie poster

extera ammo