Jow Forumsonfession Thread

I’ll start

>Have 7 firearms, all the bases covered
>Literally no idea what guns to get next or if I even should
>Spend hours aimlessly looking around for something I’d like, but constantly remember I already have something that does the job

>Haven’t seen my guns in months because I’m .mil

Your turn

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I don't know how people can't figure out that it's Jow Forums, not Jow Forums, when it's posted at the top in bright red letters.

I buy guns, ammo, and gun related things to fill the gaping hole in my heart after my gf cheated on me and left.

ow dude my feels

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A guy told me my Leupold mount for my 1-4 scope sucks and it made me feel bad.

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I got my license to carry mainly so I don’t have to worry about delays on the background checks. In Texas you bypass the background check if you have a carry permit.

I'm joining the military, but I am top pog.

What branch and MOS?

I do the same thing. Then I make a purchase and end up neglecting something to a degree. Plus I never feel completely satisfied. It's completely my fault for being compulsive

>dreamt of going to grad school and studying theology or philosophy since I was 14
>loved reading about ye olde universities in the middle ages
>idolized what academia was like
>go to college as freshmen and realize that academia is nothing like what it was in the 16th Century
>what a surprise
>burn out with college life
>start feeling like it won't count for a career in the real world where I'd be able to provide for a family
>behind on math and science so I won't be finishing an A.A. until after summer semester
>college has drained most of my savings
>spent $2k+ on necessary dental work seriously draining my bank account
>spend $500 I shouldn't spend on AR-15

I just feel depressed. I'm tempted to join the military in a MOS where I'd work in a field where I'd get some sort of career experience like gunsmithing, carpentry, or electrical work. I went down and talked with a fitness trainer at the gym; I'll start a regular program to get Jow Forums, and since he's a bro and I've talked with him before about joining the volunteer fire department he's apart of, he gave me a big discount. I'm hoping that will help me out somewhat.

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I'm joining the military to get away from my depressing home life. I'm going to act like a happier person while in until I become one.

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Fill your heart with love user. Eventually a qt grill will want your love and your guns.

I just applied for a job at a tactical store in my city. I am really hoping I get it, even though I don't really have that much experience in selling taticool products. I also sent out some emails to other gun stores, but I am not sure what they require of me or want...Since it's Australia there wouldn't be the hype around it I expect as there is in America.
Wish me luck anons. I am really pinning everything on getting this job.

I shot through the wall into my roof last week, Pretty sure the bullet is in the roof. I cant fearing the police coming and my neighbors finding out. IT was my dumbass fault but i learned my lesson. Would the police of come already if somthing happened?

You’re probably fine

I shit on the floors and in urinals in public restrooms, and giggle like a little kid while I do so.

>Would the police of come already if somthing happened?

>knock knock knock
>hello who is it?
>police
>O HAI, how can I help you?
>open the door please, there was shooting in the area
>hahaha no I don't know of any shooting
>sir please open the door we are police
>haha no
>oh ok sir, have a nice day
Bada bing, bada boom.

YA but im still terrified, I do feel like the police would of came already, if they thought it was me and someone got hurt or property damaged.

It happened on memorial day, so I assume everyone thought my 40sw going off was a firework. Still scared but im sure the bullet is in my roof since no one or cops have come by over the last week.

You're fine user. Just practice better TD from now on. Take this as a sign and learn something.

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I'm gay.

>confession thread
>be deployed to bagram a few years back
>be working swings for 3 months
>no brekky because I'm never up for it
>miss bacon A LOT
>finally go to mids
>get off right in time for brekky
>go to dfac, can't wait for bacon
>get some french toast so I don't seem too weird when I fill up almost an entire to go box with bacon
>I made the lady fill that thing to the brim, I'm talking this thing probably weighed 3lbs when she was done
>she gave me a weird look but who cares its afghanistan they see weirder shit i'm normal
>go back to work to chill in break room and eat
>go to town on my bacon
>i eat it ridiculously fast
>noises like a wild animal feasting after starving for a week
>one of the contractors hanging around asks if i'm doing okay
>nod through slurps and gulps and keep going like a wild animal
>they leave me alone
>we have no room for the weak in the bacon connosuiers club
>eat my entire 3lb to go box of bacon
>don't even bother with the french toast
>sitting there satisfied
>down my 2 snapple fruit drinks
>get up to take it to the trash
>my stomach gurgles
>oh fuck
>3lbs of bacon and 1lb of grease are sitting in my stomach like a cinderblock
>can feel my body rejecting it
>can feel my asshole about to burst
>fuck
>throw shit away, start rushing back to dorms
>work only had one bathroom and this was something i did NOT want to do in there
>literally running back to dorms, m9 swinging around at my side, hoping it doesnt break free
>getting weird looks from everyone around me
>run into dorm building, kyrgistani contractors are cleaning
>they're about to get a taste of america
>run into bathroom
>SIR THEESE BATRUM IS CLO
>QUIET AHMED
>rush into stall
>tear pants down without even undoing my belt
>let loose the wettest most disgusting shit of my life before I even sit down
>it sprays the back of the toilet violently like a hose when you put your thumb to stop the water
>sit down
>keep spraying inside the bowl mostly
>it just keeps coming out
>cont

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Fellow Texanon here
my carry permit is good for me because now I don't feel so awkward when homeless and/or panhandlers bother me.
I have normal conversations with them instead of stammering like a faggot "I-I-I don't have any change, s-sorry."

should we tell 'im boys?

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The story is too long so I made it into a pasta. I am the original poster.

I steal people's mags at the range. At first it was just for fun and I would take an AR mag here and there but then it got to be a sort of game. I would walk down the line and see how many I could take without being seen. My record in one day is 5 AR mags, 3 1911 mags, two glock 'stendos and an M1a mag. I also look for rare expensive mags that I can sell. I've taken two 40 round bakelite RPK mags and a Finnish Valmet 308 mag. There is a richfag that frequents my range and I have had my eye on him for a few weeks because he has an STG44 kit build and a Norinco 5.56 AK and mags for both are several hundred dollars apiece so you know I'm gonna get in on that.

>cont
>in the middle of my stomach evacuating of itself from all the contents of the past week
>look up from holding my head in my hands
>never closed the stall door
>one of the contractors was just standing there in shock
>this all happened over the course of 0.8 seconds so he didn't have a chance to get out
>he gags and runs out
>pussy
>shut the door
>when I reach my ass lifts and evacuates itself again, spraying the toilet, again
>sit back down and continue on this adventure in afghanistan
>mom they didn't tell me it would be like this im sorry
>keep going, my stomach has had a nonstop flow through my asshole for a solid 4 minutes at this point
>start to get nauseous
>before I even realize I'm nauseous I explosively vomit all over the stall door
>didn't even lock it into place so the vomit pushes it open
>projectile vomit all out in front of the stall
>keep shitting
>the worst is over
>push out a giant turd, figured it was all liquid but I was fucking wrong
>this thing was a football
>push my hardest as I feel my sphincter tearing
>it drops into the bowl with a clunk
>get up and look into the bowl
>a mountain of shit touches my ballsack as I lean forward to stand up
>look at the monstrosity I created as I step around the vomit in the stall
>back of the toilet is basically brown
>try to flush
>nothing happens
>pull baby wipes out of my pocket
>I wipe my ass down
>leave bathroom feeling guilty as fuck
>kyrgistanis are standing around down the hallway when I come out
>dont look in their direction
>waddle to my room
>grab only my towel
>waddle to the towers
>strip
>squat in shower and lean against the stall wall while I let the water hit me for 30 minutes
>throw pants in trash, top is salvagable
>go back to room and sleep for 14 hours until my next shift
>next day the stall I used is duct taped over with huge sign written in childish handwriting that says DO NOT USE
>entire bathroom smells like sewage


Haven't eaten bacon since

Holy mother of fuck

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Ya your right cops would have been here already. Thanks user and I beat myself up, pretty badly over it.

Y u gotta ruin something nice.

Similar boat, however I'm doing amazing in sciences and maths, but barely managing to maintain status as pre med when it comes to arts (65%). Am trying to get into medicine or veterinary medicine, but can no longer afford to go to school. Sent in an application for the army in January, so hoping I'll be able to save up enough there to finish my schooling. Note this is canada, we don't have a gi bill

practice all the discipline.
> chamber empty, unless weapon specifically tasked for defense or active use

>dont look in their direction

Fucking lol

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>>pull baby wipes out of my pocket
oh snap this story is plausible now

>deployed to BAF
how is it? I’ve deployed before and I hear bagram is pretty decent, aside from mermites and the winter. I’m going my first time pretty soon, looking forward to it.

I loved it man. The base is pretty huge. It depends though I guess. I was on the Air Force side. Army side is a little more ghetto.

But the DFACs are good, they only get IDF'd once or twice a week, more than likely your shop will have vehicles, theres 2 on base bazaars, lots of morale stuff, and last november they actually upgraded the wifi. Before it was good enough for facetime and some light streaming, but I guess now with the speed boost people can actually play games without super high ping.

I enjoyed it more than qatar just because it's more mission focused. It's also elevated like 5k ft so it isn't TOO hot, and it's mainly rocky, not sandy.

Basically it has all the essentials. I didn't have anything bad to say about it. I loved my time there and would love to go back.

I’m 23, have 2 Ars 1 ak 1 Fal 1 glock 1 Colt 1911 a shitty AMT. 22 Magnum a hi point carbine and my trusty 91/30. So I have some guns, and I have ammo and my ars have slings and shit. I make good money but now I have to save for buying my first house. It’s hard seeing my bank account with a decent bit of money finally and knowing I shouldn’t buy that super sick Bulgarian AK because I need to be an adult.

Another bagram story

>They put walls to seperate the shower stalls
>before it was nigrigged curtains and shit or nothing and just a line of showers
>cool, nice addition, not bad
>me and a friend decide to fuck with people
>sometimes if we shower next to each other with other people in there, we'll ask each other to pass the soap and ask like its a normal thing
>people see us passing it under the stalls or tossing it over
>guys will get a good laugh out of it
>just being obnoxious, standard deployment shit
>anyways
>one night go to shower
>see my bros shower caddy hanging there
>alright lets pass some soap
>go to shower, don't say hi or anything or say its me
>after a couple minutes knock on the stall door
>hey uh, could you pass the community soap?
>no response
>maybe he doesnt know its me
>knock louder
>HEY MAN, PASS THE SOAP
>nothing
>okay fucker
>back up against the opposite ends stall wall
>run and slam my body into his stall wall
>HEY MAN STOP HOGGING THE GODDAMN SOAP
>hear an audible yelp
>water shuts off
>hear rushing around, dudes grabbing his shit
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY WONT YOU SHARE THE COMMUNITY SOAP YOU GREEDY LITTLE SHIT
>hear bathroom door and close
>whatever, fucker
>finish up my shower
>after getting ready for bed, go to leave
>exit bathroom
>walking down hall, he comes out of his room completely dry, with all his shower gear, and walks towards me
>....
>hey man.. were you uh.. just showering..?
>no why?
>.....
>no reason
>traumatized some poor kid and probably had a sexual assault report filed against a mystery bathroom soap sharer

Jesus Christ user

You don't HAVE to buy guns constantly, there's a lot of other things that you can pick up to kit yourself out for the happening. If you've got yourself everything you need to ride out the next civil war then start socking away money so you can retire by the time you hit 50.

Due to all the implied politics and shitting of Ian and Karl, I've stopped watching their channels pretty much cold turkey. I've watched every goddamn video on Forgotten Weapons for the past 3 years, it never got boring for me.
But now, I just feel... distanced from them. I'm not really sure how I feel anymore. But I do Paul Harrel's video on .40 vs 9mm was objectively better than anything that either of them have put out in a while.
I really hate how anti-Jow Forums Ian and Karl are, and how they ardently refuse to interact with a good half of their viewerbase because they don't like the anonymity and no-holds-barred approach with our opinions.

As for gun sins, since I've got my CCW I feel like I've done everything that I could possibly want. I'm not getting bored, but I feel stagnant gun-wise.
So far my collections stands at:
>Mak 90
>AR-18
>Mosin-Nagant
>StG.44 .22lr clone (fun)
>Lever-gat
>M1897 scattergat
>M&P Pro (comp-gun)
>PA-63 (carry gun)

I really want a PPS-43C, but that's really all I can think of. Maybe an M1? An M1911? A FAL?

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>>AR-18
Made by who, and how do you like it?

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how did you ND?

Pulled the slide back to eject a round out of my 320 and it discharged, IM pretty sure I did not pull the trigger. I sent the gun to sig and having them look over. I shot through my bedroom wall into the housing wall and into the roof. all in all im pretty terrified but proud my 40 hollowpoint went through that much. Still scared shitless, that maybe the bullet went through the roof too.

Costa Mesa.
I really fucking love it. The trigger is better than most competition triggers on AR-15s, sights are excellent, and the gun is a fucking tack driver. I don't usually miss with it.

I just hate converting mags with it, because steel mags are a pain in the dick to get juuuust the right cut on. And while PMAGs are easier to convert (re: way easier) they don't look as good in the gun.
I sold my M1 to get it. 30,000 AR-18s > 7m+ M1s so I think it was a fair trade.

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Gee I wonder why they wouldn't want to interact with us? A site/board known for shoving their firearms up their asses and giving each other cummie brownies at meetups. Hmm I really don't know why any sane individual would not want to be associated with this place. Even Grand Thumb has distanced himself.

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fuck.

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I'm just about demoralized in the fight for 2A. Once or twice I've considered giving up and selling all my firearm related shit. I'm so sick of our votes just not mattering. Forgive me, Jow Forumsube, for i have sinned.

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add me on the screencap anons

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I'm telling you right now you want a pinger.
Get an M1 through the CMP if you can. They're the only place you won't get raped on price for a decent Garand

I want one so bad. Thanks user.

You have sinned, indeed. This is not some half-assed, inconsequential debate that will not matter in 100 years. This is the ultimate fight for freedom. If you are not willing to die for this right and do *anything* necessary to secure it, then you shouldn't consider yourself a man.

Buckle up, boys, because if the gun-grabbers continue, there are quite a few people out there who will fight tooth and nail to stop them.

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>Sig
>.40
Just ND into yourself next time

I've stolen about 60k in the course of a year and used a small fraction to purchase guns. I know I'm being watched and are being gangstalked but I do everything legally. I'm not your future shooter you piece of shit gov.

>I've stolen about 60k in the course of a year and used a small fraction to purchase guns.

Jesus Christ man. I hope that a) you are using a proxy of some kind and b) that you chill the fuck out and stay off the radar for a while.

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Fuckin A, user.

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try and steal my shit at a range and you'd be walking away with more lead than you wanted.

I've been coming to Jow Forums off an on for years, and don't own a firearm because nothing I have is worth protecting.
[spoiler] And I also don't have the spare money for the guns I want. I refuse to get a hi point.[/spoiler]

Seriously what the fuck am i reading?

Get a Kel-Tec PF9 or a used, snub-nose .38 special, if you're a real poorfag.

Trust me, by the time you realize your hipoint mags are missing, I will be long gone my friend

I live in a college town. It’s hard, people stop talking to you when you know you have a gun, let alone 5(if you include a flare gun) and lots of related stuff

you have a death wish son.

At this point they aren’t coming. Patch the hole, nothing happened.

At this point just fucking kill yourself man. If you’re not willing to legitimately fight for your rights, you don’t deserve them. Because then they become a privilege and only those who want them enough will have them.

>I’ve stolen 60k in the course of a year
Doing what?

Navy AECF. I mean, I could launch missiles, but from what I've heard, I don't even get to shoot a rifle in basic training. Lame.

>son

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I an either too weak or dense to reliably work the factory slide release on pistols with bare fingers.

I knocked a grill up and she miscarried. I'll never get to teach my kid to shoot.

I've been out of ammo for all my handguns for at least a month and I don't even want to go buy some.

I'm a Californian who wants to move to another state. My 10 round mags will protect me from your hate.

Nigger I am 18 years old and make minimum wage and managed to gather up the funds for a gun. I refuse to believe that you came here for four and couldn't manage to scrape together enough for a Maverick 88

was anti-gun in college to get pussy. owned guns.

Tell me this is an apartment building or rental of some kind. When I'm in my 40s and my kids are getting ready to graduate me and my interior designer wife are gonna do some home improvements and anything that needs to be torn down or ripped up will be done with guns.

pull the slide back a lil with one hand, and press the release with the other hand

Kek

I've never touched a gun in all 31 years of my life.

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Townhouse with HOA, but its its been 10 days. IF it was an apartment, i would of shot into the floor above me, so i lucked out.

I did that and this is honestly gr8 (Armour Officer), but you will hate yourself even more if you don't enjoy the .mil lifestyle like me

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Crippling depression has killed my interest in guns, and everything else for that matter. I don't want to keep up appearances but I feel obligated to. Most days I just end up wanting to apply ksg.

>left the Armie
>make tons of more money, job security, upward mobility
>miss it every day

Two confessions here.
>I bought a Mossberg 500 last year and haven't shot it because there aren't any good ranges around me. It's not the gun I really want though. I'm moving soon and I'll shoot it then.
>I post on /akg/ a lot but I don't own an AK. I've done tons of research and I've been lurking /akg/ as long as it's been a thread, so I'm not giving totally bad advice.

Crazy. When their fight "ends" ours will only be beginning.

does it shoot accurately? if so then he can fuck off

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Too close to home, user

Haven't shot since 2016. Have a henry .22, ruger lcpii, a 20", 16", and another 16" AR-15 I bought but haven't shot. Also bought a couple aimpoints never sighted in. Life is suffering, pic related. Live free or die my ass everything is closed and there is no public land to shoot on. 3 spots I went to got closed down.

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Lucky you shit it straight out or else it probably would have given you a sick heart attack

Fucking 50% of people are miserable and a ton are on psyche med just to navigate this fucked up clown world. Unless someone just died or you lost your job and girlfriend simultaneously nut the fuck up and figure out the best course of action to reduce the soul crushing nonsense of society. I'm saving up a fat stack of cash to peace out to thailand and learn muay thai. It's awful here.

WA-user?

>miscarried

failed to eject*

NH

What part of NH? I'm moving there at the end of this month.

>Obligatory NH discord shill
discord.gg/Kavwg8

>Enough of a man to actually take my nugget of all things and defend my gf from a bear
>Enough of a bitch to keep chickening out on proposing to her

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Just had an argument with my family about the same things. Going to abandon them when they come form my guns since they said they would give all of theirs up. Can't count on my extended family for shit in a gun fight.

Get those 7.62x54r rounds out of your ass user