Alright, Jow Forumsommandos, South Africa is in a tough spot, with getting rid of the (white) farmers and all that. They'll soon be out of food and are already begging for foreign aid. A discord server I'm in was talking about how to invade and conquer South Africa, claiming it as our own nation instead of claiming it for a nation in specific.
So here's the question, how would you do it? How do y'all, with your weaponized autism, recommend taking over South Africa, and how would you run your new country?
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Grayson Sanders
Why do we want S Africa when Zimbabwe is there and the revival of Rhodesia is so close?
Zachary Walker
Zimbabwe is landlocked and you'd have to get through other countries first. Besides, South Africa could just be the first step in a united Africa.
Alexander Gutierrez
I recommend figuring out how to smuggle gun making Tooling and how to court engineers and shit to your cause. Once that embargo hits you’ll go the way of Rhodesia. Also >larp
Daniel Peterson
>Besides, South Africa could just be the first step in a united Africa.
hooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Thomas Carter
By sweeping north like a rushing flood and forcing assimilation and laws upon the citizens of your new growing empire. Hire the warlords as regional governors to "keep the peace" or something. Use your imagination lol
Well the only part difficult of an ar to ship out of the country is the lower receiver. I'm sure you can buy milling tools in south Africa. Buy 80% lowers and build dozens of ars in Africa. Then motivate a bunch of sad Jow Forumsommandos with free ar attachments and combat experience. >Jow Forums has lots of fatties so make them pass pt standards. What am I missing Jow Forums?
Also op invite me to yiur server
Christopher Thomas
I don’t imagine South Africa’s coast guard is very good, so assuming you could load a sailing/fishing vessel full of Guns you could feasibly get them in. The most difficult part would be slipping past the USCG without being boarded. And for non-nautical Jow Forumsommandos (and the navy cause they’re shit) you’d need to do stability calculations and make sure you don’t overload the boat.
discord.gg/nsv2kkX Here's the link to my Discord, from there I can give you the link to the one that the discussion is actually on.
John Peterson
OP is almost certainly a fed, and thus a buttclown. Reminder to any anons that see this post that mercs have tried to take over parts of apefrica before. And it usually ends with them getting arrested at the airport. But if south Africa really did descend into civil war, you can be nearly certain that the western countries will not get involved because racism. So, insertion into the country via boats could be plausible. Then you just save the whites, exterminate niggers, and retake south Africa. However, keep in mind that this would only work if things have already gone really bad over there. And you'd still need to slip your boats past the coast guard.
Adrian Gutierrez
I I'm going to die for a word my word is going to be poontang
Kindof wished the south Africa's verse rhymed more. Breddy decent song.
Elijah Campbell
Zimbabwe had all the whites leave.
Jeremiah Edwards
Dunno about the first bit, but... >how would you run your new country? I propose a country of warriors. A new Sparta. There will be a massive gun culture, so kids will grow up around weapons. All weapons are legal, except for shit like nukes. Explosive are legal with special permits. There is no weapons registry. A person is allowed to own and purchase weapons of their own volition at eighteen. Mandatory education until eighteenth bday, whereupon they become legal adults and receive partial rights. Citizen are then entered into mandatory civil service. They have a choice between the military or domestic civil work. During the course of their service, they are taught to be self-reliant and given instruction in many things, in particular weapons training. Upon completion of their service, they are official recognized as a citizen and officially granted full rights. Jow Forumsubism is a religion, and we buy the murder/k/ube and enshrine it in a holy temple. This temple is inhabited by warrior monks who dedicate their lives to the art of war in all its many forms. They are teachers and great purveyors of wisdom, and people seek them out not only for martial advice but their knowledge of other things as well. Build a huge fucking border wall to keep the Africans out. Lots of freedom. Solar power. Lots of nature. Recycling. Giggle switches. Something like that.
Jaxon Perez
Sounds like Somalia. Except for the lack of education but as you also describe a country where there are no workers or a major state income it won't matter. Definitely Somalia. Why not go there and enjoy total freedom right away?
Wyatt Barnes
>Jow Forums believes in Europe for whites >Asia for Asians >North America for whites >Africa can’t be for Africans
You’re a minority and you only helped yourselves while you were there fuck off back to Europe before something bad happens, it’s not a hard formula to understand
Complain about the Jewish Minority running the show in America but thinks Whites doing the same in Southern Africa is just.
Realize you shit stinks and suck it up
Connor Perez
>being raped by pirates >life expectancy is 18 >iamdefreedomnow.gif
Tyler Reyes
>A new Sparta. So a highly inefficient slave state that practiced pedophilia, and was BTFO'd by people who knew how to use ships?
Colton Edwards
Well, if you want to live by the gun you should not expect a long life. Because everybody else will have guns and be free to use them just like you.
Nicholas Smith
South African here, how you defeate South Africa is wait for all the whites to die or leave and the not give aid for about 5 years. Taking over would not be that hard after that.
Also taking over is the easy part, keeping it is the problem. The army is weak our navy is a joke and the police force is mostly pic related. The people are not law abiding so holding land is more of an internal problem with every country from Sweden to Saudi Arabia blockading you.