You take a walk into the jungle and you stumble across this. What do you do?
You take a walk into the jungle and you stumble across this. What do you do?
Easton Gomez
Jose Cook
Stammer “hello” awkwardly and keep going. Preferably with my head down and power walking.
Nathan Green
You walk straight into a punji stick trap. You died.
Jackson Wilson
Shoot first, fuck later.
Julian Bailey
Well obviously I take pic related and send the mosquitoes back to hell
Oliver Kelly
tôi rất vinh dự
tôi đã yêu bạn từ lâu rồi
340000 đồng
tôi liếm liếm
Liam Lee
"well hello little schoolgirl I'm a little schoolboy to"
Julian Young
>340000 đồng
EXACTLY! You read my mind
Colton Perry
Why should I bother with em'? Female airsofters have been alienated thanks to cruel male patriarchy regulated airsoft as male-only-game. Girls can play with guns too or you're racist male patriarchy supporters.
Luis Brooks
rape and field prostitution adds milsim realism to bitter insurgent conflict airsoft.
Daniel Harris
Lincoln Rodriguez
Isaiah Ramirez
The sound brings in reinforcements. A wild NVA soldier appears!
Andrew Price
>died
>didn’t have to be laughed at and called a beta in Vietnamese
Win
Liam Johnson
>DIE YOU SLANT EYED FUCKS!!!!!
Aaron Brown
Ironically Mokou is a yellow skin-slant eyes also..
Jackson Foster
Died.. is what you thought.. you actually impaled legs and pass out. You now wake up being medically treated by a NVA soldier what do you do?
Parker Walker
shoot the one on the right first because she's armed then gun down the other three for sport
Joshua Price
All Clear
Asher Lopez
A civilian appears!
Jonathan Cox
Be a gracious and greatful patient. Try to make her fall for me. Tell her I agree with her about how this is a pointless imperialist war and I was drafted and I don’t wanna kill anyone and I don’t wanna die. Anything to get a waifu and not have bamboo hammered under my fingernails. Then after we do it I use her affinity for me to escape with any precious documents.
Grayson Campbell
>Trapping your own supply roads.
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Ethan Martinez
This
Jordan Perry
Ethan Wright
rude
Dylan Martinez
You actually find out she is a nationalist, who only wanted a free country from the french and isnt a commie at all. You fall in love with her. Your friends find out. And they are out for blood what do you do?
Christopher Johnson
pay her to get that type 56
Dylan Roberts
Trapping likely areas of enemy advance 3 methods. You can fall too.
Nolan Murphy
Say she is from Saigon.
Joseph Kelly
Sneak her back into the south, give her money to get a place in Saigon. When I head for home get her a flight with me with the definitely already broken promise that we’ll come back to live in her country once the wars over. Go home and buy as many full auto rifles as I can.
Joshua Reyes
Smart man. The war is ending. She is branded a traitor she is on the kill list from the NVA. The US is pulling out. You can get out. Easily but the US wont take any +1 . She is preggo. (This scenario has happend in reality) what do you do?
Final test.
Christian Phillips
Dude if you already seen them at that point then traps won't matter. The traps are outside the brush that screens the supply trail and if you see VC that close then you already found the trail.
Jordan Howard
Hide my weapons and ammo. Have my good buddies smuggle her out with directions to get her to my family. I’m fighting my way to a country I can catch a plane or dying in this forsaken jungle. I am this forsaken jungle. And there are little brown men in pajamas invading my ancient realm.
Jonathan Gomez
Leave. Kiss my American wife when I get home and tell her how much I missed her.
Logan Gray
>Claim that she is your wife.
Hmmmmmm.............................
Because good old american christian values.
Brody Diaz
You manage to escape with Vietnam with your waifu successfully you come back home. People look at you funny due to your vietnamese presence. And they ask you why not a white or black girl?
Regardless. You survived and return with this; your waifu.
Cooper Anderson
>Leave her
>Go to Japan and get hired somewhere for just being white
>Slay japanese pussy all day, viets BTFO
John White
You see your viet waifu being lined up on the wall and being shot. By the commies. You survived. 0 waifus obtained.
Sebastian Rivera
hey man them bodies still warm? I see a lot of possible holes there!
Benjamin Ramirez
>>Go to Japan and get hired somewhere for just being white
This is what weeaboos honestly believe.
Thomas Anderson
The girl you are planning to leave as you found out when you were in her room. Her father was a Japanese Imperial officer who fought along side the Viet Minh (this actually happend) to fight the french but he died during a assault. Do you continue to your plan? She half japanese.
Ayden Bell
You fucked the corpses. You were spotted by a journalist. You are blamed for my lai and for raping corpses. The govt throws you under the bus. You die.
Zachary Nelson
>And they ask you why not a white or black girl?
Because asian wifes know how to be wifes. Also she let's me do unholy things to her ass.
Jackson Gray
You are considered racist and sexist. You are spat on.
Ethan Brown
So what do you do? You did not trigger any traps. And you are face to face with the vc. They have not shot you yet.
Jack Johnson
A vc male sees you fucking a dead body. He sees you enjoy it and wants to try. He shoots you. And then fucks you. You died.
Juan Powell
>PTSD triggered,
>charlies everywhere,
>have to fight my way out,
>*muffled it ain't me* in the distance.
Why did they force me to do this? I just wanted to live my life, WE WERE JUST KIDS MAN, WE WERE JUST KIDS!
William Sanchez
GOOKS INSIDE THE WIRE, GOOKS INSIDE THE WIRE!
William Hernandez
>vietcute
Carson Roberts
force them to pee on me at gun point
pic also related
Zachary Harris
Isaiah Kelly
Millenial Leftists surround you with hammer and sickle and push your frail old body around while a muslim girl laughs. They start calling you a nazi. A white male feminist antifa king hits you. You die.
Liam Gomez
>implying I wanted to live anymore
They've played right into my hands.
Jack Mitchell
They heard you call them cute. The one with the gun is actually open carrying and asks you to bring her to America. What do you do?
Liam Barnes
You past on your genes onto your kid. Luckly your kid was a female hapa she turns out smart with high Iq due to east asian genetics.
Success.
Noah Cox
They pee in front of you. Turns out They are actually vietnamese airsofters.. what do you do
Zachary Sanders
Willypete.
It's the only way.
Colton Young
They ask "why are you here? Helping the french?! And raise their rifles.
Julian Brooks
Bring her back with me, inform wife back home that we now have a live in made that we don't have to pay, just feed and occasionally have threesomes with.
Grayson Rivera
French? Lady, they told me I was here to stop the commies. You ain't a commie, is ya?
>shoulder rifle and switch fire selector to fullest of autos
Robert Jones
Your white wife back home. Was fucking a black dude when you were overseas. You ooen the door and find out a magnum connie
Michael Ramirez
They say they were nationalist and didnt care about communisim only independence. You notice a Japanese surname on one of their shirt. And a imperial Japanese indochina katana.
Jackson Evans
>You fucked the corpses. You were spotted by a journalist.
Let me stop you there, because I shoot the journalist.
No witness, no problem.
Levi Watson
“civilian”
Levi Reed
"Civilian"
Hudson Carter
>implying I wasn't going to get rid of old wife anyway if she wasn't down with new wife
>implying black dude ain't a friend from my unit that I got to toss a frame bang my wife's way so she can't clean me out in the upcoming divorce.
>and if she wants to stay with me then I now have leverage on her that will let me get away with anything
Do you even 4D chess?
Grayson Taylor
>>>Go to Japan and get hired somewhere for just being white
It was very common from the 70's to the 90's, if not earlier. Now-a-days of course not.
No, why would I want to stay in Vietnam with a half breed woman when I can be in Japan away from her BS?
Ethan Allen
>implying they are not still helping communists
>implying this does not effectively make them communists
>implying my squad and I have not already opened fire
IF GOD HAD WANTED COMMIES TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!
Evan Watson
>airsofters
Gross!
I would shower and scrub my skin off with a Brillo pad.
The pee from someone who has fired real guns is just different ya know? Like it's pure and clean with the blessing from God himself.
Brayden Sanchez
Good man. Success. You get 2x waifus
Robert Clark
The black guy in your squad opens fire. 2 girls are hit. Alerting a another patrol of VC. The half japaness hybrid charges at you with her fathers katana.
Jack White
They said they were from SoCal
Robert Robinson
Your semen and Dna is left at the crime scene..
This is sent to a US lab.
Ryan Gonzalez
Aim center mass, put a burst in her torso, tell the radio guy to call for air support. Time to free this village from the evils of communist oppression.
Camden Lopez
I don't think they had DNA testing in the 60's and 70's user...
William Lopez
Call in an airstrike on my position
It's a double whammy. Gets rid of VKs and makes it so I don't have to interact with women
Hudson Brooks
You can never be too careful, user
Matthew Allen
I’m gonna get me some of that sweet rice pussy and spread my dna overseas with a fire team of little bastard mutt babies and here’s not a single thing they can do about it
James Diaz
SoCal girls are gross
Luis Gomez
show her my european >3" erect mammoth penis and immediately become their sex slave
Jacob Foster
just dont lead em as much
Jeremiah James
Owen Rivera
Camden Thomas
I call out and ask where the closest headquarter is, because I am a Charlie myself.
Henry Watson
This reminds me an anecdote.
-Hey boys, the nurse is about to have sex with everyone who wants!
-Cool, does she take it up the ass?
-Yes!
-Great! But does she do a blowjob?
-Yeah, if you'll find her head after previous barrage.