How would you do it Jow Forumsommando's?

Everyone is too pussy to say anything op.

>1x killdozer
>2x snipybois

Well, seeing as OP posted a picture of the president probably something like
>grab range gear
>grab raifu
>leave town go to outdoor range
>enjoy the day without traffic and politics
>probably stop by this little cafe in a antique store that makes really good cheesy potato soup
I don’t really enjoy large crouds, or lots of traffic. They somehow make me feel more isolated and alone :( and the RSOs are always really nice and friendly. The girl at the cafe is sweet too.

I would have hired drivers who can drive in formation to look cooler. That is what you meant, right?

also i'd have had the line standing further back so the american land barges can turn properly.

It's basically impossible.

You'd need more men and equipment than would be possible to get on scene. You;d need a shitload of guys with guns, then you'd need some bigass shaped explosives to kill the president inside his rolling fortress limo.

You can't do that because it would be impossible to have the guys on scene already (Because of secret service checks and surveillance) and it would be impossible to bring them in by air (because of the AA shit that follows the president and because of the U.S. air force).

Shit I didn't know they had AA, Can you explain more?

Probably a ICBM engine sudden failure during annual May 9th dickwaving parade onvthe Red Square.
Oh wait.

This.

Drones with swarmtech . And happy boomclay.

Not him, but when the president came to my town, they basically closed off part of the airport for some of their shit. The amount of prepping they do for POTUS makes the carrier fleet protection look like a no trespassing sign in Chicago

MANPADS in the trunks. Lots of room in SUVs.

Hypothetically speaking this would be the best way to do it

>20+ Raifu team
>4+ snipybois
>2x 20mm bigboy cannon
>3x 250lb boom boom
>2x dumptrucks with armour (with drivers)

I thought the SUV's were just troop transport?

The presidential motorcade is followed by 15 specialty vehicles that can respond to radiological, bio/chem attacks, anything you can think of, the SS has a response for. They're a small army.

I've gotten stuck behind the motorcade more than once, and these are huge armored vehicles. You don't get a sense of the size from video, the cars are bigger than a brinks truck and have far more armor. It weighs like 65 tons altogether and gets shipped in a c-5 galaxy. Also the airspace around the president is restricted.

Now, when the campaigns are on, the SS contingent and the armored cars are different. They look like they use rentals, and operate off of small hub airports.

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Theres miniguns and SAM launchers in them

Skydive or fall from a tall building and preform an elbow drop

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What's the white stuff coming out of his ear?

Serious answers only >:(

Massive truck IED enough to level a city block

The apparatus in place to defend such a person seems insurmountable, but I question the value of Nancy a target in the first place. I mean, the guy's a reject. Why toss your own life over a piece of shit like Trump? His replacement is worse, and the puppet masters are untouchable anyway, so why bother? A glorious last stand fetish or somesuch?

I would go and bash the fash!
Fuck you DRUMF!

probably ira style 200kg explosive package fired from a makeshift 1time use mortar straight into the square loaded with steel balls for shrapnel.

A honeypot bimbo with frangible VX nodes installed in her vahjeen.

I wouldn't because they have these. GL op.

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While the guards slept

Brrrrrrrrrrt die mossad glow-in-the-dark (((nigger))). Bbrrrrrrtttt

>brrrrrrrrrtttrr

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What about a mortar?

make it big and nasty and you don't even need to be too accurate.

Very hard to hit a moving target with indirect fire, reliably computing time of flight requires a lot of math. Besides which when we shoot mortars we register the guns first, which means we pick an easily identifiable object and talk the guns in, bracketing the target until its on. The thing about mortars is things like settling the base plate, humidity, wind at higher altitudes, etc can change how the gun shoots.

that's a big fat slow moving target tho you can do the calc beforehand you got plenty of time you know the place only the timing remains. and big enough bomb takes a bit of tolerance. also if you know the ballistics the time of flight is probably within more than tenth of a sec known.

Big old IED in the sewers.

When any president came to my area guys were coming way in advance every detail was laid out and thought out not to mention how many visible snipers there were. I can only begin to imagine how many were tucked unto hidey holes.

you do realize killing a leader of a sovereign state doesn't achieve much if social order is maintained by authorities during the moment of crisis? you make your target a martyr and increase public support for his cause

unless you are a nutjob who wants to do something like that so you could have your name written down in history as a huge dick there's nothing to gain from attempting that, and if you are a nutjob you most likely won't be able to pull off anything worthwhile anyways

meth and s o y don't mix boy.

that one guy accidentally put his car in fwd instead of reverse and almost ran into the presidents limmo by driving off a hill last year

I'm pretty sure (((they))) have a way in order to keep him on a leash

Id send gif of me cum on daughtr he
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Then i make woudu puppet of my pubes and say it jis wife or daugt
Then fuck it with cumm on its kroch
Then i atgm chimese or zlav with his daggtr in snoophy nupphy recordonfgg in veh ha ess for dramatik effex
Dey want effex

Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum, hon, I got the old pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
But I can fe-fi or fo, diddly-bum, here I come
So Peter Piper, I'm hyper than Pinocchio's nose
'Cause I'm the supercalafragilistic tic-tac pro
I gave my oopsy, daisy, now you've got the Crazy
I'm Crazy with the books, Googley-goo where's the gravy

So one two, um, buckle my, um shoe
Yabba Doo, hippity-hoo, crack a brew
So trick or treat, smell my feet, yup I drippedy-dropped a hit
So books get on your mark and spark that old censorship
Drats and double drats, I smiggedy-smacked some whiz kids
The boogedy-woogedly Brooklyn boy's about to get his, dig

My waist bone's connected to my hip bone
My hip bone's connected to my thigh bone
My thigh bone's connected to my knee bone
My knee bone's connected to my hardy-har-har-har
The jibbedy-jabber jaw ja-jabbing at your funny bone, um
Skip the Ovaltine, I'd rather have my honeycomb
Or preferably the sinsemilla, Let's spiggedy-spark the blunts, um
Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun

They want EFX, some live EFX
They want EFX, some live EFX
They want EFX, some live EFX
Snap a neck for some live EFX

Well I'll be darned, shiver me timbers yo, head for the hills!
I picked a weeping willow, and a daffodil
So back up bucko or I'll pulverize McGruff
Cause, this little piggy gets, busy and stuff
Arrivederci, heavens to mercy, honky tonk I get swift
I caught a Snuffleupagus and smoked a boogaloo spliff
I got the nooks, the cranies, the nitty gritty 40 doe

So all aboard, castaway, hey where's my boogaloo?
Oh-h-h-h-h-h-hhh I'm steamin, a-go-ny!
Why's everybody always pickin on me?
They call me Puddin' Tane, and rap's my game
You ask me again and I'll t-tell you the same
Since I'm the vocal vegemintarian, stick 'em up freeze
So no Parks sausages, mom, please
A-Blitz shoots the breeze, twiddly-dee shoots his lip
Crazy Drayzie shot the sheriff yup, and I shot the gift
And that's PRET-TY SNEA-KY SIS, oh yo
I got my socks off, my rocks off, my Nestle's cup of cocoa
Holly Hobbie tried to slob me, tried to rob me silly stunt
Diggedy-dun dun dun dun dun, DUN DUN

They want EFX, some live EFX
They want EFX, some live EFX
They want EFX, some live EFX
Snap a neck for some live EFX

Yahoo, hidee-ho yup I'm coming around the stretch
So here Fido boy, fetch, boy, fetch
I got the rope-a-dope a slippery choker, look at me get raw
And I'm the hickory-dickory top of morning boogoloo big jaw
With the yippedy zippedy Winnie the Pooh bad boy blue
Yo crazy got the gusto, what up, I swing that too
So nincompoop give a hoot and stomp a troop without a strain
Like Rosco P. Coltrane
I spiggedy-spark a spiff and give a twist like Chubby Checker
I take my Froot Loops with two scoops, make it double decker
Oh Finster Baby come to Papa Duke
A babaloo, ooh, a babaloo boogedy boo
I went from Gucci to Stus

to fliggedy-flam a groupie
To Zsa Zsa, to yibbedy-yabba dabba hoochie koochie
Tally ho I-I'll take my Stove Top instead of my Tater, so
Maybe I'll shoot 'em now, nope maybe I'll shoot 'em later, yep
I used to have a dog and Bingo was his name oh, so uh
B-I-N-G-O-oh
You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, hon, so uh
Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun

Just like when jfks wife shot jfk from under his head
Look at the video and you will see
She shot him
Ozwald was a free man not 7 days after the trial, nobody ever saw him again

Hire some glow in the dark CIA niggers to MK ultra some idiot ino doing it for me just like the fucking reptilians do. What are you fucking new at this Mr. alphabet soup?

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>Hire some glow in the dark CIA niggers to MK ultra some idiot ino doing it for me just like the fucking reptilians do. What are you fucking new at this Mr. alphabet soup?
Actually fucking dying

you would need a direct line of sight to a bedroom

>How would you do it Jow Forumsommando's?
Vote for Trump?
I went and voted, it was great.
I stayed up all night on election night, dancing and celebrating and drinking in the liberal tears.

I watched this 3 times:
youtube.com/watch?v=YVmMo9gd38A

It was a truly marvelous night and Trump has been a great President so far. I hope you all go out and vote 2A in the midterms! Your country needs you.

I want to kill the president of the united states of america. I want to fucking kill him so god damn hard with bombs, sniper rifles, and jihad. Allah ackbar comrades.

Wait, I'm the president.

Plan goes ahead. Fuck him, fuck me, I want to die.

also I want to fuck 12 year old girls and I do heroin all the time I bought from the cartels. I have affairs all the time and this is not a red herring I hope the bitch dies I want to kill her myself.

allahu ackbar jihad jihad

this post is such a glorious clusterfuck

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nuke the site from orbit.
its the only way to be sure.