Serious question. Do I look intimidating?

Your hands look like a woman's

You look like somebody wanted to do an accent for their Dungeons & Dragons character but could only manage an Australian one.

Your eyes are too soft. Plus that shit doesn't look worn enough. Looks like you just ordered it and wore it once.

Question is
Why do you keep extra small condoms on you?

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Well I think you look very intimidating, keep up the good work, champ.

Are you looking for an intimate date?

Nope, you look like an Australian ninja

think i'd laugh if i saw you in person like that.

Why the fuck do you *want* to look intimidating? You really want to find out your friends were scared to hang out with you until they realized you weren't another aggressive asshole?

>OP's face when his mom finds his thread

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>Serious question. Do I look intimidating?

No. You look like an extra from a low budget 70s porn flick

you'd look more intimidating if you weren't inyour living room

You look like an english peasant with a bargain bin ghostrider hat

No.

You look like Crocodile Dundee being shat out of Robin Hood's neck.

The lower part is OK. But for the top... Not at all. Put a nice AR15 in your hands instead of a bow that you can't correctly use. And put a normal jacket instead of that weird looking "leather" thing. Finally, put a black balaclva instead of flat earth. And please for god sake, change of hat!!

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Does your gf not have a tiny dick? Odd.

whats the stats on that kangaroo pouch chest piece?

U look like a faggot

You look like if the game Turok was set in Portland, Oregon.

> gf

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You look like something I'd draw at age 6 after watching Star Wars and Steve Irwin in the same afternoon.

You look gay, in both the Robin Hood band of merry gay men way, and in a homosexual manner.

Waifus are people too faggot. 3dpd

You definitely look like you rape trail runners and have police sketches on a wall somewhere.

Love what you done with your apartment.
Doesn't look like a lonely wierdo lives there at all.

you look like the chump that crocodile dundee took out first when he was on his way to the top

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So this is the person that calls me a noguns.

Maybe to a bunny. You have soft eyes.

You look like the petite girl with fairy wings that you follow around the Renaissance Fair just blew you off to hang out with a handsome knight.

the facemask thing is retarded looking
not too bad other than that

Yes, in a "fuckin weirdo, could snap any moment" kind of way.

Kek

I used to fuck guys like you back in prison.

You look like a relentless faggot dressed up for halloween.

well kinda, you look like a collosal faggot that would hunt and rape people in a forest. So yeah I would say you do look "intimidating"

The only thing intimidating is the size of your anus.

t. OP this is my older pick, do I look badass here?

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The dick & balls drawn on your stock says more than I ever could.

Pick A gun, lose the goggles, and go outside.

Nail, meet head

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Pick one gun and lose the googles, you look like an airshitter.

Honestly posting your picture on Jow Forums searching for some kind of reassurance shows you are the type of person who is completely opposite of intimidating.

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You look like a gay porn actor from a video called "young navy gets ass pounded by old man".

Zajeb się pedale.

If I was a 10 year old boy wearing short shorts then yes I would be very intimidated.

>your parents' house's furniture

>your house's furniture

I feel that OP.

"Careful who u make fun of in middle school"

put some dirt around your eyes to make them less soft looking

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it's old slav-commie shit furnite, it's always gonna look like you are in you're partent's house

you look like a complete mama's boy
you look like you think holding a gun makes you a big man
you look like you dream of one day being a cop, so that you can use an institution to finally be powerful

You're better looking, and in better shape than most of Jow Forums.

This is nothing to be proud of.

>RAS47
Confirmed for being retarded.

OP Pic is a dude who posts occasionally on /out/, he makes the clothes himself.

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Maybe he's the same faggot.

Alright son. I'm going to explain something to you.

That hat would be intimidating if you killed the croc yourself with your hands. But if you were the type of man who could do that, you wouldn't put the teeth on your hat. You wouldn't need to because you'd actually be confident. From this line of reasoning functioning adults assume that if you're wearing a hat like that you're a wannabe tough guy not to be taken seriously.

You look like a cosplayer

No
Gain 60 pounds of muscle and maybe

I like your hat.

That's the hat Crocodile Dandee wears.

A colossal penis.

Literally: a colossal penis.

Tallish midget

Are you saying you have difficulty telling reality from movies?

Oh hey, I've seen you before. I think we went to high school together.

You look like that one person everyone crosses to the other side of the street to pass by.

No you humongous faggot. It's a comment. He looks like a retarded manlet at mere sight and even if I wanted to I couldn't confuse him with crocodile dandee.

*snap* this one's going in my cringe compilation

you misunderstand.

Dundee wears the hat and looks cool in the movies. Wearing the hat in real life marks you either as a fanboy or a wannabe tough guy.

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>asking this on Jow Forums
>expecting serious replies and not just everyone calling you a faggot.

Saved.

kek

You look like Crocodile Dundee's gay cousin.

I fucking love TF2.

the mask sucks, fix it somehow

If you were trying to kill me I'd die of laughter.

No. I'd shoot your ass if you so much as touched an arrow while making eye contact with me.

You look like an Australian ninja from a shitty 80s "Made for kids" tv ninja movie

Better than as the archer but still no.

>Lanky
>clothes have probably never been dirty
>indoors
You played yourself fool

Where's the other anorak you made?

Wheres that rifle going with that boy?

You look like the crocodile Dundee and Pocahontas' gay disowned son

School is out and you are bored already ? Anymore dress up pics ?
You need more arrows to be a based archer. 5 is way too few.

lose the crocodile dundee shit and the tunic faggot

scene from the banned alternate napoleon dynamite ending

you look like a village people reject.

I was an adventurer like you once