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Start a discord so we can argue whether Whataburger, Stetsons, Justin boots, Dr. Pepper, or smoked brisket is our finest cultural export.
its Dr. Pepper without a doubt. when you ask a random person in washington if they know what Dr. Pepper is they would most likely say yes.
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None of the above. A reporter from Dallas back in the 90s got held up at a Serbian checkpoint and delivered to a local Colonel who demanded to know who shit J.R.
Congratulations, Texas. Your shining cultural achievement was syndicated reruns of Dallas.
Weep.
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If you want to fuck around
>Dr. Pepper
What is that?
>who shot J.R.
This I know of
If only he knew of Big Red, he would flip his shit
>Dr. Pepper
>What is that?
Where are you from?
>implying our greatest export isn’t pic related
Fort Worth here.
Anyone going to the Dallas arms Collectors gun show this weekend?
I've got a table with a friend there.
Also, we lost our Dr. Pepper pride when Dublin Dr. Pepper was shut down.
The thumbnail looked like Mike Finnegan.
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Join the Discord boys!!!!
we already have one
Planning on moving from San Diego to Texas next year. What's up anons, what city is good?
depends, why are you moving ? to escape hell or for work.
also how do you earn a living
Jesus dude, texas is fuckhueg. Where, why, and how old, have a family?
Escaping San Fran bullshit, taxes and gun regulations. I own a small loan company that finances mostly gun stores right now.
3 kiddos, possible by self or with the mother assuming she finally becomes stable.
join the discord btw
also well Houston will probably give you the best bang for your buck, dallas too.
I live in San antonio, real laid back town.
hill country is the best,
stay out of lil cali aka Austin, its a shithole
Whataburger fucking sucks. I've lived in Texas all my life and wouldn't walk across the street for it if I could.
San Antonio
Texas: Where evolution is a myth but the Chupacabra is fuckin legit.
LOL RED PARTS ARE THE MOST BROWN
Austin aint that bad. Sure its a younger city and that means it skews left, but all cities surrounding it are red as shit. We got killer ass shooting ranges to the north south and east of the city. But if you like live music, bbq, guns, and the outdoors its pretty fuckin sweet.
Hell even the traffic aint that bad compared that nightmare shithole Houston.
>that nightmare shithole Houston
that is so true it hurts
Houston is a disgusting nigger town.
so i want to kill myself and give away my guns. anyone want to have them in san antonio?
already a discord
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What up, Texarkana/Marshall area here. WHERE THE FUCK CAN WE SHOOT IN THE WOODS AT?
Who’d you vote for in the primaries, califag?
Life is too short to live in houston
You sound like a Colorado faggot who’s never had his livestock drained
Quads are, unfortunately, true. Houstonfag here, we have the absolute best food in the whole damn country here, and a few decent gun stores and ranges, but traffic is an absolute nightmare. I commute to alvin for school, and while it normally takes me around 45 minutes to get home, that time doubles during rodeo season. San Antonio is pretty cool, the river walk is fuckin gorgeous. definitely visit the Alamo, it’s like your baptism for integrating into Texas.
Austin is an unfortunately liberal city, but the city itself has many beautiful areas, including ladybird lake and Hamilton pool.
Eat some whataburger, drink Dr Pepper, shoot your guns, tailgate at football games, and never forgot that god has blessed you with the chance of living in a state that’s smart enough to keep its hands off your rights. EVERY chance you get, vote to keep it that way.
>smart enough to keep its hands of your rights
>no constitutional carry, no open carry without a CHL, no land to go shoot innadesert
Texas isn't bad but you fags act like its Missouri or Alaska
Stay away, califag. We're full
Fuck you. Go to Austin
>>San Antonio is pretty cool,
user has never been downtown on a hot day.../
>>the river walk is fuckin gorgeous.
The Riverwalk is full of stuffy tourists and overpriced shops.
Anyone innaHouston?
>San Antonio is pretty cool,
It was. Now its getting filled with poor Austin fags and out of staters who are making it Austin 2.0
>the river walk is fuckin gorgeous
No, its basically an open waterway for obnoxious drunks to throw up into.
Of the calianon, if you do come here, you should visit the Alamo. And the Spanish governor's palace as well.
>The higher the chance of being illiterate, the more mexicans there are
Really makes you think huh
How do you vote?
Native Texan here who visited San Antonio last weekend. The Alamo was cool and all, but if you want to see a really nice mission, go see the Mission San Jose just down the road. Its in perfect condition and really cool to walk around. Might as well see Mission Conception too, which has a large and rather impressive church.
I really enjoyed San Antonio. Had a lot of fun and proposed to my girl. Not as many homeless as Austin either, which was nice. Riverwalk was nice for the most part but I kept my head on a swivel due to some of the folks that were around.
>the thumbnail
It really does haha
940, WF here
underrated
>Had a lot of fun and proposed to my girl
Congrates user.
The reason San Jose is in such good condition is that unlike the pother missions its still an active church.
another 940 here. I can't wait until july when I can take my vacation and get the fuck out of here for a week. Fuck summer.
I have been. But I've lived my whole life in Texas and I'm used to the heat.
You're right about the riverwalk, but it IS gorgeous at night
I'm innaSugar Land
Is that like any newspaper or english newspapers? if the latter then it makes sense, if the former that makes me quite surprised.
where is the source though?
he never said that she accepted the proposal though.
It's bullshit.
California stay out
Stop bringing your bullshit with you
You’re a retard, kys
I’ll take good care of them user
But you don’t have to kill your self
this is the same discord where the admin is a guy with a mini 14 and no rear sight. He came to a mini meet we did and did not drink a single drop of alcohol, autistically walked around doing nothing, flagged people continuously with loaded gun, and drank jaritos. Also went to bed super early without doing a single nightshooting or hog hunting.
It's town lake you faggot. Don't let them rename it.
>literally who
Whataburger plain and simple. I've met some crazy people there, both the employees and customers.
Townes Van Zandt. You'd know him if the music industry wasn't run by the jews. He wrote Pancho and Lefty.
Don't kys user. That would mean one more stat of a firearm related death.
Stafford here. Seventh ring of inferno.
Fuck you
Stay the fuck outta Texas
Your kind have already ruined Austin and Houston.
You've made your bed, califag. Now sleep in it.
>-t. notatexan
>no land to go shoot innadesert
Uh oh, we got a buttblasted desert fag who has never heard of El Monte.
We can shoot on state land. It's better to shoot on private land.
You can blame POS califags for that, user.
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whomst patrolling
Nobody here needs state land, in the valley you can shoot practically anywhere as long as it's not in a city and nobody cares cause they assume it's gunfire from the border or from Brownsville.
>tfw you'll never take back Fredericksburg from them
mulgen is a pedophile
956/432 reporting in.
Hello 956 brethren!
Hey cool, fellow valley scum.
I'm actually in Odessa right now. I haven't been home in a couple of months. How are mosquitos down there?
>start a discord
No you fucking r*dditor.
Not too bad yet, been kinda dry lately.
What part of the valley are from
>t. Edinburg fag
Gonna keep it vague and say somewhere around the Harlingen area
>Tfw middle name is Austin
Jersey Village here. Sad to see Freedom Munitions permanently closed. Had a bunch of questionable ammo that I wanted to trade.
>even the traffic aint that bad compared that nightmare shithole Houston.
Mmmm, I dunno. I’ve been able to drive right through Houston at 5pm. I wouldn’t even entertain that idea with Austin. I live in Austin (barely) and almost never leave my Cedar Parkish corner.
Houston meet up anyone? Brownies and homecooked treats forbidden.
>the more non white the area is = the more retarded it is
I was in Texas for three days and the only good things about that state were Bucees and Chachos. Texas is insanely over rated.
Not to mention it's filled with shitty hispanics and has liberal cesspits like San Antonio and Austin thanks to said hispanics and fleeing califags. Thank God my state is immune to that bullshit
Someone explain to me the allure of smoked brisket that requires umpteen hours of smoking when a quality rib eye can be done in 6-8 minutes?
...alaska?
West Virginia.
Not a single blue county. 10/10 gun laws and a lot of private property.
El Paso. There are some really nice neighborhoods on the border
Contraria, Asperger
Brisket is under 2 dollars a pound in texas good to feed large groups without being that jackass that buys hot dogs for adults
Inna kingwood
Every city in this country is a shithole. Cities in Texas aren't even Texas.
The brown square up in the Panhandle is because of all of the Somalis on top of the normal amount of Mexicans.
806? Anyone? Anyone at all?
Rosharon/Alvin here.
I'm sorry, user. Try not to let the flatness drive you mad.