You've just been sent back to medieval times

>exchange your services as a tank operator and a man of science/medicine to a king for all the grain booze he can find

I'd let you fuck all the wenches in the kingdom if it meant having modern tech and medicine.

>a man of science/medicine
I'm interested. what can you do in that department?

>armor
Kevlar vest. I'd use it as my main armor and have it integrated with chainmail eventually to cover my arms. Chain+plate for my shins/legs.
>Weapon
An axe of the absolute finest quality. I mean the axes that use the type of metal/blend and wooden handles that make professional lumber-jacks get boners. I want to have this axe bury itself in stone if I were to drop it by accident.

The modern person explaining the basic concepts of sanitation, micro biology, surgery, and anatomy to smart peoples who can piece the gaps together would accelerate medical science like a rocket. Same goes for engineering, metallurgy, physics, you name it.

i parry with my chainsaw like a shield

be more specific pls. say on surgery. would you know how to perform (and treat) a rather simple procedure like a perineotomy which I guess would save a lot of women/children during childbirth?

Or they burn you at the stake for heresy of the highest order for ever daring to think yourself smarter than God.

>No your majesty, really! There are these things called germs that can get you sick!
>Really? Then we must kill ALL GERMS immediately!
>Well no, not all germs are bad my king, just certain ones. Oh and you can't tell the difference because these germs are invisible to the naked eye
>....Burn him!

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>armor
I'm assuming you mean shit like kevlar, probably ceramic plates or something, I'm not dealing with firearms and odds are whatever I do get is going to be worse than a knights but better than the peasant regulars.
>one modern melee weapon
Either e tool or a machete.

you could also just perform Pasteur's experiment and prove everything. bakers and beer brewers would be very interested and should be open to what you ahve to say simply because of their exp.

Or you can just be a secret healer for rich and powerful people, once you save someone important you'll get a reputation and people will start trusting you even if they don't believe you at first

>all medeival people were retarded cavemen who ran about praying and burning people until the industrial revolution

Human intelligence hasn't changed for centuries user. Stop thinking movies are fact.

No, I'm businessman, but I still know a lot of things that could help. Medicine isn't really my specialty.

but what I f I find mage elves?
how many do I need to strip to get back to present times?

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True if you're willing to worth with the common man sure. I'd honestly be looking to bump off a tyrannical king and build a kingdom from the ground up with my knowledge. Think Alexander the Great or Gengis Khan had a large empire? Shit, watch this.
Until your reputation gets back to a certain king/powerful superstitous person who badges you as a witch/wizard and wants you dead
Never said they were cavemen. But OP didn't specify how far back we're going. For all I know I'm getting launched back to the dark ages where intelligence was at its lowest and religion was all people knew (or God help you for disbelieving)

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Well you do have the tank, so you can say you're a prophet and smite any who disagree with your basic sanitation.

>he fell for the dark ages meme

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I'm not the one with the tank. I'm the standard dude with an axe and Kevlar vest that I meshed with chainmail. I'm like a LARP-ing Templar by this point except I'm only fighting for me, myself, and mine.
not an argument.

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I don't have a lot of stuff I think would be applicable. there is one thing though: Say I get sent back to 1000AD, I'd try to get german kings to finance expeditions to the new world. there we'd drop off measels and pox to slowly but surely wage biological warfare against the injuns to thin them out, slowly preparing a german colonization of America before 1492.

*breathes in*

I'll accept it if you modify it to incorporate a small buckler.

>You may bring one piece of modern armor
Pic related, T-72 with an alcohol powered engine and enough ammo to keep the romans at bay and protect the Celts while spreading Gingers throughout the Roman Empire
>and one modern melee weapon
My fiancé with a cold steel shovel

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Albion is pretty accurate with their blade geometry and there are still a few smiths out there that forge from an ingot so I'd take a high quality modern sword made of consistent steel than some phosphoric iron bloomery shit from the 8th century. But yeah most CNC swords suck ass

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