How can I turn this into a weapon?

How can I turn this into a weapon?

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fire it in spurts

I'm sure Gilligan can find a way.

HIT

>eat 10 of them
>get the shits
>shit in enemy water supply

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Coconut_Revolution

Throw it really hard.

This coconut shit, isn't funny

Beat it off until its sweet sweet milk comes out.

Then throw it at the nearby native watching with his butthole agape.

if you know the words you need to kys senpai

put da lime in da coconut and drink it all up

Have a swallow drop it on your enemies

>How can I turn this into a weapon?
Grind it up, and use to form a polymer.

They didn't actually fight with coconuts though... The article says that they used it in their vehicles, but probably more importantly they also use the oil for their generators because they don't have an electrical grid.

Coconuts naturally have holes. Fill it up with gunpowder and put a fuse in the hole. Light it up and throw.

FUCK YOU. FUUUUCK YOOOUUUUUU

Corner your enemies so that they must sleep underneath it for an extended period of time.

Look around you, do you think you can make a rudimentary lathe?

throw it. but hard

You don’t

Give it a twist, a flick of the wrist

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sugar and yeast in the coconut juice and let is alcoholize over time. Then poison you enemy's at supper

Plant it near your enemy's home. In a few decades, multiple trees will have grown and falling coconuts will statistically kill 2 or 3 of them a year depending on population size.

Roll two d20 and get 20 for both

>drill hole
>pour gunpowder until full
>place fuse in about the size of the hole drilled sometimes a bit larger
> light fuses and throw

youtu.be/zmdcorAvZoo?t=4m15s

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youtube.com/watch?v=w0AOGeqOnFY

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attach stick
replace delectable insides with sweet smelling c4
now have stick-nut

plantservices.com/blogs/plant-nexus/myth-busting-the-swiss-family-robinson-would-a-coconut-grenade-really-work/

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Cut it in half and wear it as a double-breastplate similar to Hawaiian warrior women.

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quarter it with a band saw then carefully glue the pieces together. Fill coconut with jellied gasoline through a small hole and throw it as a firebomb.

You can turn it into a nuke with some string, the coconut, and a nuke.

This crazy kong has an inflatable coconut gun
(It fires in spurts)

epic

Was looking for this.

I have no idea what all the meme responses are about but you could fill it with explosives and use it as some form of bomb.

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>drill a hole in it
>put in metal weights
>tie a string to it
>other end to a short pole
>improvised flail

or just replace the metal weights with taped on razor blades

The movie tells the story of the successful uprising of the indigenous peoples of Bougainville Island against the Papua New Guinea army and the mining plans of the mining corporation Rio Tinto Zinc (RTZ) to exploit their natural resources. The documentary reveals how the Bougainville Revolutionary Army (BRA) managed to overcome the marine blockade strategy used by the Papuan army by using coconut oil as fuel for their vehicles.[2][3][4][5]

It received funding from the Open Society Foundations.

Proof positive Coconuts are left wing conspiracy on par with (((SOI)))

What, a swallow carrying a coconut?

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It could work if two of them grabbed it by the husk.

What?...Held under the dorsal guardian feathers?

It's not a matter of how he grasps it. It's a simple matter of lift to weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not possibly carry a one pound coconut!

cringe lads

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Hollow out, fill with gunpowder, add some ball-bearings for extra punch.
Congrats you have a coconut pipe bomb.
Feel free to fuck it as well.

le epic XD

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>he takes threads on a Mongolian chant singing forum seriously

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I got that reference

If it hits me, is it gonna hurt?

>How can I turn this into a weapon?
You can make a short knife out of the shell

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Will I feel better?

You could have a swallow carry it then drop it on people.

I SAY DOCTOOOOOOOOOR

Pretty sure it would get you drunk but not dead

Would a coconut survive being fired out of a cannon sufficiently to be used as round shot?

AINT THERE NOTHIN' I CAN TAKE?

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Attach Punji stick's throw at enemies

I'm sure you could make something a little more potent than just powder