Weapons, trap doors, communication systems, radar, anti radar, stealth, bulletproof tires, etc...
How would you Jow Forums the fuck out of this?
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Xavier Reed
Get a dog. Put goggles on the dog. Put the dog in the sidecar.
Blake Diaz
Objectively the best answer.
Unobjectively, add a nuke with 3 nigga attachments
Kayden Cooper
Do as says and get a doggo else find a friend...that is if you're capable of such then have that friend sit in the sidecar followed by mounting a LMG onto the side car. Go about town dressed up as Commies from the late forties early fifties playing glories Soviet music from speakers.
Logan Foster
Get a Boafeng drive to top of mountain and repeat bah bah Booey on ham channel for three hours
Brody Wood
MG-34 mount, for the win.
A friend of mine owns a Ural and likes it.
Samuel Mitchell
>A friend of mine owns a Ural and likes it.
I heard he kissed a girl
But he likes dick
Jeremiah Fisher
Just gonna leave this here
Samuel Reyes
hell yeah, but amp it up with ipads, infrared night vision, fix it so its almost silent!
Adrian Scott
Mount and M2 in a frame on the sidecar.
Joshua James
Start by not buying a $13,000 meme bike.
Urals are cool as shit but they are complete novelties. You could buy a super nice bike for that much.
Noah Lee
Innawoods!
Henry Robinson
Build it on a modern BMW instead of the pos reverse engineered pre-ww2 model that one is built on. Then I'd replace everything with parts and materials that don't fall apart if you look at them funny. Seriously, it's a neat concept, but Urals are chinese-tier shitbikes.
Aiden Martin
Jaxon Nelson
These. Urals made sense back when they were $5000 new and you couldn't get a motorcyle+sidecar for twice that at the time. Now they're just overpriced shitty meme bikes.
Jace Edwards
You can still buy a hardly used one from its trendy owner today for about $5K
Also what about Drones flying out of that sidecar with the controls fit into the helmet!
Ryan Foster
Christian Davis
FPBP
Lucas Torres
Hondas a much better bike but I wouldnt take it off road. If it falls over you 'll need a tow truck to lift it!
Logan Thomas
Jack Lee
Liam Ortiz
Cameron Campbell
The urals weren't going for that cheap. A decade, or so ago the dnepr kits were fucking cheap though (and so were the chiang jiangs).
Joshua Rivera
NSV in front of the sidecar seat, an ATGM launcher mounted where the jerry can is now and a couple remote-controlled Stingers on the rack in the back (controlled by the sidecar passenger who has a small screen and a controller to aim and fire the Stingers), make the thing a three-wheel drive.
...Almost forgot, paint it light blue, put some rainbow dash stickers and dragon dildos on it.
Elijah Gomez
Luis Garcia
See, the real appeal of the sidecar is you can take a hot lady along, but when you're between hot ladies then driving around with an empty sidecar makes you look like a loser unless you're using it to carry gear. There's where the dog comes in, he's your wingman. Ladies love dogs, and there's nothing in the entire world cuter than a dog with goggles. The dog says "Ladies, this could be you in this seat, if you play your cards right. But he's not desperate, he's already got a dog to sit there."
John Ross
You've thought this out real good.
Blake Ramirez
Way too heavy vibration wise.
Theres a reason the US didnt mount .50s on Jeeps during WW2 but only .30s (exeptions prove the rule)
- some short range intercom like the PRC 343 for the driver and the dude riding shotgun (these things are LOUD)
- Baofeng, a cheap CB and a collapsible antenna to shitpost on frequencies
- Something like an oarlock in front of the sidecar so you can use a broad range of rifles with it
- two ghillies that are cut into pieces and glued onto everything thats sand-colored in OPs pic and doesent move
- slings and shit for the rack
- IR-filter for the search- and frontlight
Oliver Young
Cycle is fine
Ethan Myers
PKM mount, surely?