How would Jow Forums militarize Sealand?
How would Jow Forums militarize Sealand?
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containerized SM-2 and Harpoon missiles, and a big fuckoff AESA radar. Maybe some SeaRAM for close in work, and a couple of machine guns for small craft. Basically the best you can do.
Be careful not to be above deck when that radar is in use unless you're wearing a lead jockstrap
everyone gets an american 180 and shre anything that comes near sealand with a swarm of angery bees
strap people around the pillars. Women, gays, muslims, jews, children of all types, cover all the options
I’d dismantle and destroy it so no one could ever invade it.
Buy dozens of decommissioned semi-submersible drilling rigs and sink them on the shallow, sandy bottom around Sealand to build out the liveable area while turning it into a sprawling, ramshackle, obviously militarized version of pic related. Basically, stationary seasteading.
I dont want to get sniped.
You're no fun.
piles of sand and concrete add to the living space startup hydroponics, buy an old ship cannon and put it on one of the added platforms. cover pillars leading up in barbwire and mount LMGs and HMGs along the railing. sealand will rise.
What do they eat?
beans are pretty nice, last long and are healthy. beans are the ultimate shit hits the fan food.
I'm thinkin of those beans
can i have some beans
Can I be a bean boy?
Outer Haven?
This nigga eatin’ beans
Build a single nuclear weapon, test it in international waters, and claim to have another planted in a random European city. Demand international tribute and diplomatic recognition.
outer....heaven....
what is that?
That's all I was thinking while reading the wikipedia page.
enjoy your beans sky-seer, I'll enjoy my salamanders
It's a NERVA nuclear rocket engine, supposed to give thrust by passing fuel through a nuclear reactor.
Left is the engine itself, the middle thing is a door used to contain those ionising boyes.
what in the world would you ever use that without violating multiple treaties?
When you only fire it up in orbit after getting it there with SRBs
mount a fuck ton of MLRS's and 30mm auto cannons to the thing.
The surface is too hazardous, that's why rigs get evacuated in really bad weather.
Now, 1/2 of a waves length *beneath* a wave, there is no wave action felt. We need to build under the water, not on top.
Rail gun
>fix it structurally
>new paint
>middle section is living quarters
>outer edges used as exercising area
>find a way to get unlimited electricity and internet
>bug farming for food
>water purification system
>some electric motor boats
>a few eoka pistols
And you have the ultimate hangout for gathering intel and shitposting.
install semen nozzles all around the outside of the deck
to impregnate boarders
by turning it into sealab