Post cringeworthy/autist weapons

Post cringeworthy/autist weapons

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First post best post

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0/10 it doesn't even have an electric motor so it can spin around like a drill

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FPBP

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What's wrong with this thing?

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Sup white boy

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Nigga what?

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Glock 19 is the worst Glock.

Glock 19 is the best Glock and that's from someone who hates Glocks. So maybe you're right.

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I once saw someone legit recommend this sharp dildo on /x/ for fighting reptilians.

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Kek-tec KYS 12

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I'm pretty sure I got this thread in the bag lol!

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Holy shit that looks cool idgaf

and this.

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obvious judge post

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Why are 1911 still the sexiest pistols holy shit DAYUM

>it's not RKTech9000 KMS

I don't know but its my fav in the group.

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>Nah, ya don't get it, it's got all the stoppin' power of a shotgun but in a pistol.

You're right. I have no idea why you would want to own that unless you had way too much cash and .30-06 laying around and needed a way to dispose of them both.

>autistic
>the knife banned by the geneva convention for being too painful

Simply because no one else does.

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my wifes black boyfriend bought me it!

fpbp

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B-but it takes a team of surgeons to close the wound!

So where'd this cz soiboi meme come from? Last I heard, the 75s were goat range guns.

guns.com/2015/05/01/black-aces-has-a-slick-new-ultra-compact-101-12-gauge-pump-gun/

Black Aces, they want $1500 for that thing.

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Just another forced meme.

Nowhere, some dude had his daughter raped by a CZ official or something and started spamming thread after thread about how CZ-75's were for soiboi's without any real justification.

It's pretty weird if you ever hold one.

You misspelled 22, 23, and 27

This deserves extiction

It's an odd revolver. It's based on a poly snub and can only handle being chambered in .38 or lower.

Its the “I want a gun to impress my wifes boyfriend” type person that buys a basic bitch CZ.

And when I say basic, i mean the shittiest lowest end CZ 9mm, and then post a bunch of faggy instagram pics of it.

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Wrong, s o y boys don't own guns. The CZs are perfectly fine, they're neither the best or the worst and they're modestly priced.

>lowest end CZ 9mm
Imagine being this noguns but still trying to force a shitty meme.

If confusion were a gun

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Fpbp as usual

kek

imma shoot u wit deez lil nerf footballs

Samefag

>they're modestly priced.
That's wh's got the spergies spun up

Is that a bi-pod on a shotgun?

Those are magazine tubes, user.

Someone likes sand brown lol.

>15 yards

My mistake. Arguably goofier.

yep the guy I was competeing with wanted to do 15yards for 1 min. needless to say I one mainly because I do the same drill at 25 yards.

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Thank god I don't have a 19
19 fags btfo

WOT DID U DO TO THAT MK 23

What are your thoughts on the Israeli customized Glock 19C?

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I am not a blade fag.... care to explain to us why exactly this is a bad weapon?

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Is this why Glocks are hated here?

Because it isn't a Chris Reeve Sebenza.

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I actually really like the yellow slide

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I don't get it....

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I'm going to rob you of your ALICE clips

>illegal in Florida

It's a meme. If you don't pay attention to knives then you won't get it.

Is it loss?

>Israeli customized Glock 19C
>US veteran imprint
Only in ZOGmerica

Thought he had a dick tattoo on his thumb

Obvious samefag

> HURR LOOK AT ME IM A VETERAN
The worst types of people, truly.

>can only be used for stabbing
>when stabbing it will attempt to corkscrew, wrenching the knife from your grip
>less useful than a dagger of the same length, which can do other utility stuff and still reach vital organs just as well, if not better
>looks stupid as fuck
>appeals to peak mallninja

>tfw just finished cleaning and adjusting my Sebenza after neglecting it for awhile
Shirogorov knives been in my pocket too long

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Fuck off, fag.

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Yeah but it comes with a massive textured dildo, cleverly disguised as the sheathe, to shove up your ass while you wank about all the things you will never actually do with your mall ninja "knife".

Sweet Christ I didn't even consider the dildo sheath

Holy fuck, I had never heard of Shirogorov knives before so I looked them up.
I could be a car for that much money! Not a good car, but a whole hell of a lot more useful than a pocket knife.
How can you carry that without fear of losing it?!

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Thanks for insight, friend.

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But I am not....

>blacked symbols

I'm talking of the image you posted, user.

It really depends on what tier of Shiro you're carrying. The full customs made by Sergey Shirogorov himself auction for thousands and thousands; latest Blade Show a $17k bid was placed on a particularly intricate custom.

Then there's the serials and Custom Division. Serials are low-production knives, max price is like $1,100, with the cheapest serial being $650 or so. Depends on what blade steel, bearing system (single row vs multi-row bearings), milling details, liner vs framelock, full titanium handles vs CF and Ti, etc. One of the Shiros I carry often is my serial F95T, that's like an $1,100 knife. It's like wearing a watch man, just gotta keep it clipped in your pocket and pay attention. The Custom Division knives are lottery pieces for knife shows, so the only way to get table price is to be there and have your name drawn to buy. They make small runs of fancier knives with unique details and materials, maybe 30 knives in a run. They tend to appreciate in price pretty dramatically. I was at Blade 2017, managed to win Shiro lotteries both days and took home two $1,400 CD knives. They're each worth about $2,500 on the secondary market now. This year I wasn't able to go to Blade, but one model of CD knife had a table price of $2k, I think they brought just a handful of that model with them. One of those just sold on Arizona Custom Knives for like $4k, and that's not even a proper custom made by the company owner himself. The Shiro market is crazy and they are definitely overpriced considering a $250 ZT pretty much has all the functionality and material features of a Shiro, but Shiro got the aesthetics and rarity.

tl;dr they go from pretty expensive to HOLY SHIT WHY ARE PEOPLE PAYING $10K A POCKET KNIFE

No problem senpai, nice dubs

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>too painful
>not too hard to stitch
Summer pls go

I mean, I'd rather not get poked at all

>even less recoil than something shooting .410 shells
>shot actually hits something you aim at thanks to new concept of "barrel" on gun
If you put a stock on that you would actually have a revolver shotgun. Why has nobody cool done this yet.

In all seriousness, I'd rather have a sporterized, late-war Arisaka (not the 7/8 training rifles, though) than this stupid thing. At least there would be less that can go wrong with it.

Literally the Saturday night special of the fudd world.

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>autistic
Yes.
>cringeworthy
Absolutely not.

Nigga nobody has ever used the jagdkommando to kill anyone ever.

It's really not that much better than a normal knife and sells for a minimum of $800. It's advertised as a super deadly knife that needs a team of surgeons to close and is banned by the Geneva Convention, but nobody is ever going to use a $800 knife to stab somebody when a much cheaper one is going to do the job nearly as effectively.

Pistol groupings always making me cringe. Your not going to have much deviance until your reaching beyond recommended ranges.

But these are cool

They test the knifes on pigs to test how painful they are, retard.