Who else here has been shot before? Share your stories

Sadly I did not have mein Luger

aids

hey this happened to me except I was sitting on a bench on the phone with an old friend I hadn't heard from in a long time. every time I tell the story soneone always says "why didnt you chase the fuckers down!" I guess they don't understand how DRIVE by's work.

Kek but no, he shot us in our damn legs
Kek

Twice

>first I was shot in the tricep while in Iraq. Fuckers were about 150m in front of us. A round ricocheted off a wall and went in on the right side of my right tricep and clean out on the left. Fortunately not none damage. Didn't feel that one a ton. Mostly stung. Kind of like if you've ever been hooked while fishing and someone tries to pull it out wrong.

>2nd as a LEO. Me and 2 other officers respond to domestic disturbance. We sit this dude down but he starts getting loud. I'm behind him, a other officer in front talking to him, and third is with wife in another room. Dude tries to stand up and officer in front of him tells him to sit down. Dude starts swearing and stands up. Officer in front of him draws what he thinks is his taser. Grabs his pistol and fired one round. Immediately screams "FUCK". Goes through the fatty part of dudes man Boob and hits my taser which then discharged into the couch the dude was sitting on. Bullet broke the taser and hit me in the plate. Knocked the wind out of me and left a nasty bruise but nothing too horrible. Dude was actually super chill about it just made the city pay his $20 copay to get patched up.

> Officer in front of him draws what he thinks is his taser.
> Grabs his pistol and fired one round.

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IMAGINE THAT....A DUMBASS COP PUTTING MORE LIVES IN DANGER THEN HE SUPPOSEDLY SAVES WITH HIS BS

>PERFECT EXAMPLE OF HOW IT SHOULDNT BE "PROTECT AND SERVE" IT SHOULD READ "COMPLY OR DIE"

I've been peppered by birdshot, part of being a real man getting shit from across a lake.

>Goes for his taser

There's 3 of you, what a fucking retard

>But it was actually his gun, which feels, handles, and fires differently than a taser

WHAT

Friendly reminder that you should be afraid of your C average peers in highschool, because they're probably gonna turn into a barrel rolling wannabe swat action man

i believe every about this except
>$20 copay

I know I'm a retarded for not following the 4 rules but here goes,I shot myself in the leg on my 21st birthday, I bought two handguns that day, a 6" taurus model 69 .357 mag from the late 80's (thing was mint), and a 1916 Spanish azanza y aribalga "ruby" .32 automatic, so after waiting forever for my long ass background check to clear I finally get home and I get a terrible idea to check if this Spanish turd would feed from the magazine. I'm sitting cross legged on my bed, 9 rounds in gun and I drop the slide. BRRRT the thing fucking fires, 8 rounds slamfire one through my leg and I think it just grazed me, it merely bounced off my femur. I go to hospital cops come to my house, question me, try to make up shit to cite me on, cop goes to clear gun, shoots mattress. The aftermath is those cunts just played keep away with all of my guns for about a month for no reason, when they only should have took the pistols. Didnt feel a goddamn thing when it happened don't shoot yourselves kids

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why should they take the pistols? if you ND they confiscate your gun?
also damn that sucks

hey it's a runaway gun and a true accidental discharge, can't fault you too much for that.

Because small town fatfuck police cheif says "we need to contact the atf to see that there isn't anything suspicious about any of these" pure fucking horseshit

Anyone retarded enough to ND should be barred from ever owning any firearm

I was winter camping and got two pieces of buck in my arm no idea where it came from I we jumped into the snow with my buddy and his girl for while I fumbled with my gloves getting my g22, we wer down there for 10minutes waiting for another shot, Never found where the shot came from, probably some jackass hunter. We got back to the tents and picked them out, and hiked out, was fun having a semi frozen blood layer in my jacket.

thats an AD not an ND jackass,learn your shit or fuck off.

>being this pedantic
You can join him in the retard club

>who else here has been shot before?
No because I don't live in a shithole country where people shoot at each other.

that sounds really horrifying. 8 rounds bam bam bam

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Got shot in the chest and arm responding to a domestic. The plate caught one of the rounds but the arm one didn't go through.

Nurse here, you don't "sew up" puncture wounds. That's how you get septic.

what do you do with them?

Spooky

There is a huge, critical difference between ADs and NDs

>shootin stuff with grandpa
>kid a house down wants to come shoot stuff too
>Shoots can I was shooting at.... misses epicly because he was trying to shoot from the hip... in front of us, before grandpa yells at him for being a dumbshit
>pain in left arm, first thought was it was a wasp but it hurt more and my arm wasn't working, I also dropped my gun
>uh oh blood
>calmly walk to grandpa and tell him
>grandpa looks at my arm, wraps his shoestring around my shoulder and goes over to the kid, breaks his gun and starts hitting him in the gut with the stock while yelling for my grandma to call an ambulance, she looks at my arm and because ems is shit in rural areas, drives me to the clinic and they give me some pain killers and I don't remember a whole lot after that, I know they xrayed my arm then just grabbed the bullet with some hemostats, pulled it out and stitched it up inside and out. It really didn't hurt but my left shoulder muscle is noticeably weaker

>I was 9 when that happened

Honestly it was probably written in that they have to have the ATF look at shit when a gun fires automatically and he was keeping his own ass off the line from upstairs because he didn't want the ATF in HIS shit for not reporting a possible automatic weapon, especially when an injury occurs with said possible, weapons.

The chief was just looking out for his puppers user.

Been on a pheasant hunt where this happened, one of my friend's idiot cousin was not paying attention to where our blockers were. Guy got shot embedded in his hand and gun stock but he did not have to go to the hospital

How the fuck did he hit you?

he hit me because children are psychopathic killers