Whats a cheap gun for suicide?

What song are you going to play when you do it?

I'm not contributing to your death faggot. What's the hipoint you can climb ontop of and jump?

Paint something like pic related black and go suicide by cop.

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Just go to the gym and start lifting, faggot. You'll feel a lot better.

Why waste money on a suicide gun (.22 lr derringer into the eyeball recommended) when you can just get your tax dollars to do it for you?
>call 911
>beg the police to stop the bad guy
>describe bad guy to operator
>(describe yourself, because it's you)
>make loud commotion over phone
>hang up halfway through call
>take off shirt
>grab kitchen knife
>stand outside your stated address
>wave knife menacingly while threatening violence on all who see
>wait about three hours for the police to show up
>walk calmly towards the police while talking about the bible
>instantly comply when they tell you to drop the knife
>lay down on the ground
>wait for the gunfire
>police magdump their 9mms into your prone body
>multiple misses hit bystanders
>cops reload and magdump again
>congratulations
>you just committed sbc
>suicide by cop
>responding officer gets promotion

you posted this thread with this exact image a while ago
sage and move on

dumb frogposter

>Suicide

Join a gym and change your diet and go outside. You'll feel a lot better. Women will notice you (or dudes if you're into that.)

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user, why do you want to kill yourself? speak please.

Call the suicide hot line ya dingus.

Alright, the one thing I hate worse than suicide, is a fucked up suicide.

First, make sure you want to die. Mabye you just have a chemical imbalance. Go to the hospital, make sure you are voluntarily committed.

If you do that, and still want to kys, follow my instructions.
Best way to go is a go bag. You wrap a plastic bag around your head, and fill it with an inert gas. Anything other than oxygen or CO2!
The reason it burns when you hold your breath is the buildup of CO2.
So, helium is a good option, but the stuff you can buy now is helium mixed with oxygen, so another option might be good.

TL:DR The best option for suidie is to wrap your head in a plastic bag, and fill it with inert gas.
Pls don’t contribute to gun statistics

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In the event a single projectile isn't enough...

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Spanish stroll

you literally go unconscious in one breath.

Hey retard, this:If you were really suicidal, the feeling of everything turning to nothing would be a seductive sweet sweet release, and you'd have to actively suppress the urge to end by any means around you.

You're just upset about something like a teenage girl who downs a bottle of ambien because Jimmy Dreamboat wouldn't finger her asshole. Don't fuck up gun violence statistics for everyone else because you're a wuss, you selfish prick.

A rope and a bridge.

Great question. You should ask the triage nurse at the local ER.

you will fail this like everything else in your life.
think about that.

gun is more likely to cripple you.

Go to bed princess. You don't actually want to kill yourself.
If you don't fantasize about your death, the intoxicating desire to end it all, then you are nothing more than a little girl who is upset for whatever benign reason.

lmao imaging being such a pussy you coudn't even kys.

Cool another mass shooting victim.

.22LR

A .22 rimfire, your teeth, a hammer, profit

>wanting to get on the Bourdain suicide train

Faggot.

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double dubs of truth forgot the most important step
>be black

First time I laughed today, thanks lol.

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>because Jimmy Dreamboat wouldn't finger her asshole
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Don't do it user.
Lift, read a book, get yourself together. there is so much to experience in the world that it's not worth it.

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I hear about suicide by cop but what about suicide by ATF?

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You see the bigger the mess the more likely it is your suicide worked.
I'd recommend something 10 gauge.
If you really needed to you could just get a 10 gauge barrel for 80 bucks, tape a shell in it on the bottom and hit it on a sharp corner with it in your mouth.
But that'd be kinda likely to mess up.

>report yourself as a suspicious individual to a 911 operator
attention
>call ATF and tell them you have an illegal SBR
results

ksg

Is that his dog or did they shoot their own dog?

>one that won't make a huge mess
Just buy a double-barrel 10 gauge, put a couple buckshot loads in, and just do that, you pleb.

Or have some sense and not screw up gun violence statistics and give people even more reason to justify gun control and gun bans.

Grab a shit ton of insulin inhalers and give yourself shock.

Go buy yourself some Pyrodex, steel pipe with caps and some wick. Make a homemade firecracker with it, tape it to your head and light the wick. BOOM, you just killed yourself for like $25 and you didn't feel shit.

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If you're afraid to die you're not ready to kill yourself without fucking up

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they keep dogs on standby.
if you don't have a dog, they will provide you with one.
it's mandatory, a dog must die.

KSG. Make sure you stream it and dress extra memey. Otherwise, don't even bother you attention whoring faggot