The cheese stands alone

the cheese stands alone.

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Is that a FAMAS?

It's a kosher 'sault rifle.

best unitasker.

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this man is my hero, Jow Forums as fuck, funny, and can make awesome food.

holy kek

RIP Bourdain because even though he was liberal, at least he got to go shooting with Ted Nugent.

This
Bourdain was one of the guys to take a step back and understand some gr hing rather then jump on a band wagon and ride a false idea.

Alton Brown riding literal shotgun in Paul Harrell's Road Runner when?

I didn't think I could like him more, glad to see he isn't brainwashed.

are you blind?

WHAT DOES ALTON BROWN SAY ABOUT UNITASKERS?

>those shoes

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He allows ONE in the kitchen--a fire extinguisher.

Likewise, the People bearing arms is the Constitution's fire extinguisher, to put out the flames of tyranny.

What about them?

They're nice, aren't they?

He may have been a cosmopolitan jew in spirit, but he was a cool guy. I can't say I was surprised by the news though. I feel bad for his kid though, being so young. Hopefully somewhere he's bitching out some sous chef to get the sauces right or something.

not to mention he didn't really go crazy with politics until CNN began making his show and wanted food+culture+something else.

Hownew.ru

The Based Chef

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>hated based Trump
>cool guy
More like a basedguy

Watching his show a decade ago when it was on the travel channel was awesome. Watching the salt flow from soccer moms when he did ayahuasca on TV and when he Jow Forums'd out with the Nuge and owned up to loving it, those were good times.

Tried watching an episode of the CNN show and it was nothing but the same food from ten years ago with aggressive CNN approved socio-political commentary about how hard life outside America is but that all people everywhere are the same and borders suck.

I guess if I was fucking one of the craziest women on the planet (Asia Argento) and I was stuck propagandizing for an information terrorism organization I'd want a way out too.

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Watch his west virginia or queens episodes and his views on guns. Muh Drumpf, muh las vegas shooting, muh dead high schoolers.
I enjoyed his show more when it was him getting plastered and eating food instead of talking politics with the locals for 2/3 of the episode.

>RIP Bourdain because even though he was liberal, at least he got to go shooting with Ted Nugent.
He was more libertarian than liberal.

>falling for bait this hard