Hey, Jow Forums. Ignorant bigot here. What's the best way to put down these innocent nanny dogs who dindu nuffin?

Pitbulls are very hyper. They move extremely fast when they're moving in on something.

At least, that was my observations the last time I interacted with a pitbull.

Give em the ol' poisoned hotdog. Better to be proactive and purge them before they kill someone you love. Don't be like France and Britain, waiting until it's too late. You need a final solution now.

Shotgun or large caliber pistol or revolver. You'll want stopping power for these dindus

Depends. If the neighbors are friends with the stupid owner, your method would really help out. But if they are just as concerned about it as OP is, I think everyone would take the guy's side regardless.

Just use an AR at that point ffs.

I like it. I'll think on this one.

I like your style, but I think it would look pretty goddamn suspicious if every dog immediately bordering my property suddenly died (((for no reason))).

Thanks for the advice. I need to do some reading. I'm out of my depth on this issue; I've never felt the need to own a weapon until I had kids.

Sure does feel like a certain law enforcement organization around here.

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>Shitgun
can't carry on your person so wtf. A handgun is perfect, even a 9mm with defensive loads would do it. Make sure you shoot for the heart/lung cavity, neck, or head.

Also consider your carry position. Can you get to your gun with your non dominant hand if the good boy latches on to your dominant arm (he jus playin tho). Do you do drills to make sure you can reliably draw from your non dominant hand? Check out some drawing drills on YouTube, there are some good techniques. Your tactics are more important than what you carry desu.

If they all die it's probably because of some new pesticide the gardeners are using, clearly.

Unless they make a huge stink about it, to the point of digging into your online behavior (not happening for dogs), they can't do a damn thing. If they have cameras watching their property, just use a drone to deliver the treats from above.

Whatever you do, DO NOT openly express a dislike for your neighbor's choice of pet - it could end in a lawsuit if you end up defending yourself. Example: "He was antagonizing my dog to justify killing it, etc..." This gets much worse, especially if the presiding judge owns a pit.

No worries, user. Anything to help out.

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>Make sure you shoot for the heart/lung cavity, neck, or head.
This is important for the same reason things like tasers or even pepper spray don't really work on dogs: Animals don't understand pain compliance. Hurting a dog without incapacitating it will only make it more aggressive.

If you do decide to kill them, OP, make sure you dispose of the bodies so they neighbors will just think they "got out" of their enclosures somehow. Just hope they don't have security cameras.

Get a few kilograms of chocolate and play Santa Claus. Problem solved.

Fun Fact: mixing styrofoam and gasoline makes napalm

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Oy very, this thread again .

no it doesn't, but it is sticky and it burns for a while

>I think it would look pretty goddamn suspicious if every dog immediately bordering my property suddenly died (((for no reason))).

You could do the whole neighborhood. I mean... I'm just saying.

Napalm sticks to kids

petmd.com/dog/emergency/digestive/e_multi_antifreeze_poisoning

What about .357 signs?

*Sig

>A literal how to kill dogs thread
The ATF raid isn't even attempting subtlety anymore.

the first sign of psychopathy in children is cruelty to animals

No one is talking about cruelty. We're talking about preemptive problem solving and pest removal.

don't hurt awoos.

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Fyi pitbull is not a real dog breed just a name idiots give to dogs with this appearance

My kids' lives and well being are infinitely more important than some pitmommys emotional tampon or some NAPAs cultural accoutrements.

Can't do bingo with that
Diagonal doesn't work

FYI splitting hairs makes you a faggot.

How about you make sure your kids don't wander into someone's property or play outside unsupervised instead of murdering someone's pet with little to no indication of the specific dogs' behaviours?
Are your children by any chance police officers who like to trespass on private property?

>Your children should die because retards keep dangerous animals around

How about their ill-trained dogs don't break their tethers and jump the fence onto my property?

Take it back to Twitter, you nogdog apologist.

Fuck your fat stupid kids

This legit seems like an ATF psyop. I get that certain individual dogs can be dangerous and not petworthy but this is the fifth "how do I kill dogs" thread this week.

Who hurt you?

Has these dogs broken out of their yards or onto their property before or are you just assuming this will happen?

If you poisoned my dog and I found out about it I would shot you in the face! If my dog attacked you or your kids and you killed it then I would be at fault.

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Holy shit calm down OP is larping

Yes, they've trespassed onto my property. Really, all of this is hypothetical, considering the anonymity of this website. I'm not sure why these pit white knights are memeing without even understanding the particulars, which are irrelevant to answering the simple question; "how do I protect myself against a potentially dangerous animal?"

Dogs are dogs user. If Jow Forums loves anything more than guns it's dogs. If a dog actually has shown violent tendencies and the owner is irresponsible then it is obviously a problem, but based on the way you phrased in in the thread until now it seemed like you just thought pit bulls are inherently dangerous, which is hearsay based on a meme.

>stupid fat kids shooting kids in school
NOGUNZ
>stupid fag too lazy to watch his fat stupid kid
I NEED GUNZ

OP is a stupid fucking faggot who's going to run outside 15 seconds after his kid gets his throat torn out and shotgun blast his other stupid kid in the face.

And by that I meant the pitbull thing was all you were going off of. Also you specified a preemptive measure, meaning the particulars don't matter.

nutnfancy used his wife's miscarriage for e-points.
This one's real.

I love dogs. I love my kids more. Sure, I may have gone a little light on details, but the question is the same regardless of the details: What's the safest way to defend yourself against shitty dogs?

>you specified a preemptive measure
I don't believe I did, and if so, that was not intentional.

Holy fuck I just had a stroke and thought I was in a different thread.

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Genius

I guess this wasn't you then

onions

basedboy

Antifreeze in a bowl
Problem status: Solved
Fuck pitbulls

I acknowledged that a given topic was part of the discussion at hand.

Sensible answers:
1. Talk to your neighbors and see if their dogs are ape shit or friendly
2. Fence in your property
3. Pepper spray

Not sensible answer:
Shoot it because I don't like it.

If the dog is mauling your kid using a gun isn't a smart move because you might shoot your kid. And if you shoot the dog while it's charging, what if the owner turns around with his own gun and shoots you? Or you miss and hit someone walking around the neighborhood? It's a stupid decision user.

Shotgun with 12 gauge obviously
If you don't have a shotgun then make a flamethrower out of hair spray or something

>1. Talk to your neighbors and see if their dogs are ape shit or friendly
Doesn't matter.
>2. Fence in your property
Already being done. The existing fence has proved to be ineffective in preventing these dogs from entering my property.
>3. Pepper spray
Half-measures are insufficient. If it comes to the point where pepper spray is necessary, I'm taking it out permanently.

Fyi putting you head in the sand when you hear fact you don’t like makes you a SJW.

>Doesn't matter
Yes it does.

It really doesn't. It only takes once, and the average pitbull is of such questionable pedigree I wouldn't trust one even it were TEH BEST DOG EVAR OMG

What's your proposed solution to this, then? When any one of these dogs of questionable pedigree mauls my kids, I say, "Oh, hmmm, well, ACKSHUALLY he's Viennese Boar MilkingHound/Parcheesi Bully crossbreed, so my now justified concerns have been rendered invalid because it's not TECHNICALLY a "pit bull," which, as all educated beings such as myself know is simply a social construct to lump together dogs that Nazis don't like. Checkmate, racists!

>Jow Forums freaks out like soccer moms over evil assault dogs
I don't even.

They've got these sonic devices that will hurt the dog's ears. Maybe you could use them to keep the dogs away from your property line.

>I don't care about the technical definition, that dog is an evil assault dog
Holy shit the irony hearing shit like that here.

NO COMPROMISES
LETHAL SOLUTIONS ONLY
SENSITIVE SNOWFLAKE DOG WHITE KNIGHT
MY KIDS ARE GOING TO DIIIIIIEEE

Dog this dog that I’ll shoot the next fucking pit bull to trespass on my property and say that it lunged at me

Go fuck yourself

What's your opinion on cops shooting dogs? Just asking.

Yeah except statistics back pit bulls being a dangerous breed instead of black assault rifles being the most dangerous weapon

As someone who's best friend is a dog trainer and has used his tips training his own mutts.

Teach your kids to grab a stick/pole of some sort if a dog is acting aggressive.

By nature/ instinct dogs - even wolves won't approach a human with a long pole. As long as you keep the pole out in front of you pointed at the ground. Swaying it back and forth stepping forward to threaten the dog back down. Even if the dog goes for a strike it will be at the stick.

Good dog training and knowing how to be alpha is key to most dogs.

The consequence of the majority of houses a cop has to visit the owners have bred guard dogs specifically to ward off their drug dealing competition, no matter how much you know about dogs you do not know anything about a dog that you have never seen before. I don’t blame cops for not taking chances.

Pit bulls aren't even a real breed. It's just a description for visual qualities shared by many dogs. My dog could be considered a pitbull by many from her features but she's a docile retard.
If the particular dogs you are trying to protect your children from keep getting out, consider area denial measures or better property barriers before resorting to killing other people's pets.

If you want a guard dog, get a Caucasian Ovcharka.
youtube.com/watch?v=PvzBMq5GPes

Dude, just get some bullshit dog from the local kill shelter and poison it too to divert suspicion away from yourself

>surrounded on 3 sides by pit bulls
>gardeners
OP lives in a trailer park. There are no gardeners. Fortunately for him, poisoning dogs at a trailer park isn't all too uncommon

Don't you ever fucking compare pitt bulls to other doggos
My australian shepherd is a gift of God, saying pitt bulls are doggos is an insult to doggos

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This board is filled with retards who are afraid of fucking pits of all things, having never seen the living weapons that sheps and malinois become when they are trained from birth to be working dogs.

Oh boy, it's this thread again...... can you please go back to making Mini-14 threads?

Pit bulls aren't the problem. Niggers who raise pitbulls are the problem, and Jew-guilt-holding whitey who buys pitbulls raised and abandoned by niggers is the problem.

No. This board has seen how every fucking pitbull owner in the US is a POS ignorant fuck who deserves to die along with their favourite breed.

>blaming niggers
When will you learn pitts and niggers are peas of the same pod? Pitt bulls are the niggers of the dog world

Why don't you just kill them with your bare hands

>little to no indication of the specific dogs' behaviours
fuck off Deshawn, stop owning mentally unstable murderous dogs

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Have you tried not owning a nigger dog?

>she's a docile retard
Oh if I had a penny for every time I heard that from a pitbull owner whose recently deceased dog had just mangled a child before getting blasted by the police.........

Says the retard who spells "pitt bull" like he just got done playing Fallout 3. Opinion disregarded.

.......................................................................................................................................................................... You'd have no pennies, because you have never once heard that in real life and are simply using you confirmation bias in the same way that people who are terrified of school shootings do.

strychnine

t. pitowning nigger

you are a nigger and your "dog" is a nigger. Both you and your little nigger dog need to get the rope

mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/womans-warning-pit-bull-owners-11957624

Pitbulls *are* inherently dangerous due to their genetics. Same with wolves, niggers, and tigers. Some animals are just genetically aggressive. It's just a fact.

Depends on whether it's a pitbull

There no bad pit bulls. Just black owners.

t. s𐐬yboi

If the owner shoots you you just shoot him back. Pit owners need to be executed anyway

If the dog's aggressive, not restrained and within charging distance, then it's completely justified as a safety measure.